Funniest punchline
Forums › General Discussion › Funniest punchline-
"Hope you like prison food, and penis!"
What's yours? -
"Hope you like the ER, and prison food!"
-
Usually when I go out with my fedora someone asks me if they attracted the attention of the mob, to which I reply and then ask them a few questions
"Worse, the police." -
So this guy is driving down the road and he sees a sign... "amazing apples! $50 a bushel!". The guy thinks to himself, "50 bucks a bushel?!? That's insane!". So He pulls over out of curiosity. He goes up to the stand and asks him what's so great about the apples? "Well I kid you not sir, they taste like a ham and cheese sandwich". The guy calls bullshit, so the vendor tells him to try one, and if it tastes like ham and cheese he has to buy a bushel. So the guy takes a bite. "Holy shit! It tastes like ham!". The vendor replies, told ya!, take a bite outta the other side! To the man's amazement it tastes like cheese! Amazed he hands over a 50, and takes a bushel. A few minutes later, and back on the road he sees a second sign. "
-
₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
This joke seems hilarious, yet I don't get it.. Explain please.So this guy is driving down the road and he sees a sign... "amazing apples! $50 a bushel!". The guy thinks to himself, "50 bucks a bushel?!? That's insane!". So He pulls over out of curiosity. He goes up to the stand and asks him what's so great about the apples? "Well I kid you not sir, they taste like a ham and cheese sandwich". The guy calls bullshit, so the vendor tells him to try one, and if it tastes like ham and cheese he has to buy a bushel. So the guy takes a bite. "Holy shit! It tastes like ham!". The vendor replies, told ya!, take a bite outta the other side! To the man's amazement it tastes like cheese! Amazed he hands over a 50, and takes a bushel. A few minutes later, and back on the road he sees a second sign. "
-
Wait for it...
-
Degradable Z wrote:
The other one says the same thing, only it tastes like shit.₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
This joke seems hilarious, yet I don't get it.. Explain please.So this guy is driving down the road and he sees a sign... "amazing apples! $50 a bushel!". The guy thinks to himself, "50 bucks a bushel?!? That's insane!". So He pulls over out of curiosity. He goes up to the stand and asks him what's so great about the apples? "Well I kid you not sir, they taste like a ham and cheese sandwich". The guy calls bullshit, so the vendor tells him to try one, and if it tastes like ham and cheese he has to buy a bushel. So the guy takes a bite. "Holy shit! It tastes like ham!". The vendor replies, told ya!, take a bite outta the other side! To the man's amazement it tastes like cheese! Amazed he hands over a 50, and takes a bushel. A few minutes later, and back on the road he sees a second sign. "
-
More amazing apples, $100". So he pulls over wi excitement. Okay, okay. What's these ones do? He asks. The second vendor replies, well my man, they taste like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. They guy hands him a 100 and as expected... Pb on one side, and jelly on the other. These apples are simply amazing, he thinks as he drives off. Then he sees it. "best apples in the world, $500!". Okay... $500. They really must be amazing. So he pulls over with the last bit of cash he had cluched in his hand. So, what's the deal with these ones? He asks. "Well sir I've done it! These apples taste like p*ssy!". So without a word, he just hands over the 500 and quickly grabs an apple out of the bag and takes a bite.
-
So a guy walks into a clock store and whips his dick out on the counter. The person behind the counter says "sir this a clock shop, not a cock shop." he says "I know. I want two hands and a face on this, please."
-
Psssssh! This apple tastes like shit!!! The vendor replies, "Take a bite out of the other side!"
-
Boner Jams '03 wrote:
I love you, no homo.. This fucking hilarious!So a guy walks into a clock store and whips his dick out on the counter. The person behind the counter says "sir this a clock shop, not a cock shop." he says "I know. I want two hands and a face on this, please."
-
₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Sorry bro, thought you would have that posted before me. Didn't mean to screw up your jokePsssssh! This apple tastes like shit!!! The vendor replies, "Take a bite out of the other side!"
-
Boner Jams '03 wrote:
I ain't even mad₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Sorry bro, thought you would have that posted before me. Didn't mean to screw up your jokePsssssh! This apple tastes like shit!!! The vendor replies, "Take a bite out of the other side!"
-
Why did the hipster burn his mouth eating soup?
Because he ate it before it was cool.
-
Boner Jams '03 wrote:
-Why wasn't the hipster's joke funny?Why did the hipster burn his mouth eating soup?
Because he ate it before it was cool.
-because it was ironic. -
Bump
-
ΒΨΜΓ
-
alohapigs wrote:
AND YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!
I think someone is gonna have an extended stay in the ER. There's just something's you dont make jokes about.
-
Why did the guy drop his coffee?
Cause he got hit by a bus 🚌💨 -
Why did the first monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? he got hit by the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He thought it was a game. -
💀 crusher wrote:
LolWhy did the first monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? he got hit by the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He thought it was a game. -
Q: How do you get two one-armed blonde to come out of a tree?
A: Wave to them -
*blondes
-
Bump it! LOUDER!!
-
Degradable Z wrote:
Other guys ftw! Gator needs his gas back u punk azz biatch!"Hope you like prison food, and penis!"
What's yours? -
So a guy walks into a grocery store, and says to an employee "Hi, where do you keep your potatoes?" The employee says "They're in isle 5," so the man goes to isle 5 aaand....
there's no potatoes.
-
Bob is a Cheerio from Cheerio land. In Cheerio land, there are ranks, or social status'. You start a normal, plain old Cheerio. Then you move up to apple flavored Cheerio. After that, you can become a cinnamon Cheerio. The final rank is the honey nut Cheerio. So at first Bob is just a normal Cheerio. He works hard, day in, day out, day in, day out. He then gets promoted to apple flavor. Then Bob buys a bigger house and gets married. Bob continues to work, day in, day out, day in, day out, until he's promoted to cinnamon. He buys an even bigger house and has a child with his wife.
-
Deep down south lousiana there is a man, his wife and a guy named Clerence. One day the man hears that His wife is having an affair with This dude named Clerence. The man is furious and confronts his wife about the situation, to that she replies "The only way I am going to stay with you Is if you fight him and win." desperate the man agreed to the challenge, so he got in his truck and started driving down the highway. Whilst driving he saw a sign on the side of the roads that changed his mind. He turned around and went home. The wife replies "Ddid you get him?" and the man reluctantly says "I was going to fight him, but I saw a sign that read 'CLEARANCE 8'2'!!
-
But Bob isn't satisfied. So he continues working, day in, day out, day in, day out, day in, day out, day in, day out, day out, day in, until he's promoted to honey nut Cheerio status. When he gets to this point, he's given a huge party at work, during which he recieves many awards and plaques and trophies. He and his family are brought to Cheerio island, where you don't have to work and get to party all day and everything is free. One day, while he's partying, Bob gets thirsty. So he asks someone, "Where's the coffee line?". He's told that there is no coffee line. So he asks, "Where's the milk line?", but is told that there is no milk line. Finally he asks, "Where's the punch line?". Someone answers him, saying, "There is no punch line".
-
Do you need some aloe with that burn?
-
A guy walks into a bar on the top of a tall hotel upon entering he sees a man jump out the window he stares In horror at the empty windowsill five minutes later the man who jumped out of the window walks back into the bar the man amazed asked him how he survived so the man told him you drink 3 airies and jump so the man drinks 3 airies and jumps and...SMACK!!! He becomes a human pancake at which point the bartender says to the other man" superman your a real ass when your drunk"
![[][]](https://turfwarsapp.com/img/app/ajax-forbutton.gif)
Purchase Respect Points NEW! · Support · Turf Map · Terms · Privacy
©2021 MeanFreePath LLC