Funniest punchline

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• Chucklebottom Jan 15, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  What is greeeen and has wheels??
  

  (*green) Grass, i lied about the wheels
• Đɨɢ ɮɨӄ Jan 15, 2012

  3 people trying out for special forces, commander says "you have to go in that building where your loved one will be standing, take this gun, and kill them." first guy grabs the gun and 10 minutes later comes out "I couldn't kill my wife, we are newly married and are starting our life together." second guy, grabs the gun and 15 minutes later comes out "I can't shoot my mom, she brought me into the world" third woman goes in where her husband is. They all here 8 shots and screaming and yelling and finally 30 minutes later she walks out bloody and bruised. The commander says "what happened in there" she says "this gun only had blanks, I had to beat that idiot to death"
• Aldenté Rionatí Jan 15, 2012

  Chucklebottom wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  What is greeeen and has wheels??
  

  (*green) Grass, i lied about the wheels

  Is it a football field ?

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