Funniest punchline
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Degradable Z wrote:
Watch out. We gotta badass over here 😳⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Got the guts to say that to my face?Degradable Z wrote:
Got the mob to back that up? Didn't think so.⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Go away before you get a doctor prescribed dose of ER.What's grosser than gross?
A barrel full of dead babies
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is alive
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way out
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
Kthnxho
Kthnxho -
nadarrah wrote:
I know right... Cat fight!Degradable Z wrote:
Watch out. We gotta badass over here 😳⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Got the guts to say that to my face?Degradable Z wrote:
Got the mob to back that up? Didn't think so.⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Go away before you get a doctor prescribed dose of ER.What's grosser than gross?
A barrel full of dead babies
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is alive
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way out
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
Kthnxho
Kthnxho -
Jon Allen wrote:
Lemme get some popcorn...nadarrah wrote:
I know right... Cat fight!Degradable Z wrote:
Watch out. We gotta badass over here 😳⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Got the guts to say that to my face?Degradable Z wrote:
Got the mob to back that up? Didn't think so.⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Go away before you get a doctor prescribed dose of ER.What's grosser than gross?
A barrel full of dead babies
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is alive
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way out
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
Kthnxho
Kthnxho -
Seriously, dead baby jokes? What kind of a sick twisted person would say that? Im not making a game threat by saying stay out of sedalia or u will go to a real ER....... In more than one piece!
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Clone, man.... What are you thinking.... Is that even funny to you? Cause it's pretty sick from where I'm sitting, and yes I would say that to you in RL
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
I agree... Some things are just better left in your mind man...And o my gosh, look at that. We do have a mob to back us up :P hahahahClone, man.... What are you thinking.... Is that even funny to you? Cause it's pretty sick from where I'm sitting, and yes I would say that to you in RL
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I do stand up, but I don't make fun of dead babies. Because I WOULD say that to you in real life punk.
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Continue on with the jokes y'all! We've had enough of dead baby joker here.
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Wat is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and red?
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A nun flling down the stairs!
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Yes you are.Boner Jams '03 wrote:
I ain't even mad₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Sorry bro, thought you would have that posted before me. Didn't mean to screw up your jokePsssssh! This apple tastes like shit!!! The vendor replies, "Take a bite out of the other side!"
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Malthus wrote:
Lol. There is more than one definition for the word 'mad'. I am one of said definitions 😉₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Yes you are.Boner Jams '03 wrote:
I ain't even mad₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Sorry bro, thought you would have that posted before me. Didn't mean to screw up your jokePsssssh! This apple tastes like shit!!! The vendor replies, "Take a bite out of the other side!"
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WARNING! racist joke - I'm allowed to because some of my best friends are aboriginal. It's funny so laugh and leave it.
Why are aboriginals called bongs?
Because that's the noise they make when they bounce off the bullbar.I'm sorry, I had to. Don't be hating.
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Q.Why was 6 afraid of 7? A.Because 7 8 9... Ya an original
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Cmon who likes it!! Don't be shy!
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Lol
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vapor fly wrote:
Meh...Q.Why was 6 afraid of 7? A.Because 7 8 9... Ya an original
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Jon Allen wrote:
You want originals?vapor fly wrote:
Meh...Q.Why was 6 afraid of 7? A.Because 7 8 9... Ya an original
What's black and White and red all over?
-rǝdɐdsʍǝu ɐ -
Ze MFkka wrote:
Why is it red?Jon Allen wrote:
You want originals?vapor fly wrote:
Meh...Q.Why was 6 afraid of 7? A.Because 7 8 9... Ya an original
What's black and White and red all over?
-rǝdɐdsʍǝu ɐ -
Chuck иorris wrote:
I painted it...Ze MFkka wrote:
Why is it red?Jon Allen wrote:
You want originals?vapor fly wrote:
Meh...Q.Why was 6 afraid of 7? A.Because 7 8 9... Ya an original
What's black and White and red all over?
-rǝdɐdsʍǝu ɐ -
Chuck иorris wrote:
Read* sounds like red in the right tense.Ze MFkka wrote:
Why is it red?Jon Allen wrote:
You want originals?vapor fly wrote:
Meh...Q.Why was 6 afraid of 7? A.Because 7 8 9... Ya an original
What's black and White and red all over?
-rǝdɐdsʍǝu ɐ
It would look like "what's black and white and *read*all over" and sound like red, and viceversa... Guess you never read the Popsicle sticks huh? -
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawkins in a house fire. -
What's the difference between my tv remote and France?
My remote still has its triple A -
Bruenor wrote:
*facepalm.*Chuck иorris wrote:
Read* sounds like red in the right tense.Ze MFkka wrote:
Why is it red?Jon Allen wrote:
You want originals?vapor fly wrote:
Meh...Q.Why was 6 afraid of 7? A.Because 7 8 9... Ya an original
What's black and White and red all over?
-rǝdɐdsʍǝu ɐ
It would look like "what's black and white and *read*all over" and sound like red, and viceversa... Guess you never read the Popsicle sticks huh?
thanks Bruenor. I assumed that that was old enough for everyone to know it lol.
It works better when being narrated - in text it doesn't have the same effect. I had to make it 'red' or everyone woulda known instantly. Well, perhaps. Haha -
Bump
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Degradable Z wrote:
Let's just see here⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Got the guts to say that to my face?Degradable Z wrote:
Got the mob to back that up? Didn't think so.⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Go away before you get a doctor prescribed dose of ER.What's grosser than gross?
A barrel full of dead babies
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is alive
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way out
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
Kthnxho
Kthnxho
I has a larger mob
I have a fully equipped mob
Your to far away to attack me and vice versa
So ya, I do. -
⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
And I'm within range of you both, can kick both your asses, and want more jokes! More jokes!Degradable Z wrote:
Let's just see here⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Got the guts to say that to my face?Degradable Z wrote:
Got the mob to back that up? Didn't think so.⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Go away before you get a doctor prescribed dose of ER.Dead baby jokes
Kthnxho
Kthnxho
I has a larger mob
I have a fully equipped mob
Your to far away to attack me and vice versa
So ya, I do. -
Whats orange and fluffy?
Orange fluff -
-Rodney Dangerfield : "I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet."
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What is greeeen and has wheels??
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