Funniest punchline
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Degradable Z wrote:
High Larry us (hilarious)"γπγλγύ"
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How do you know if a blonde has been using a vibrator?
Her teeth are chipped.
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THATS WHAT SHE SAID
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🅱🅾🅱 [ADD 304] wrote:
My wife keeps beating up on my kid, I asked my buddy were I should take him and he said "take them to the oilers, THEY DON'T BEAT ANY BODY!"
Lmao you're clearly Canadian.
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Fat Basterd wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
The joke is even funnier if you imagine Morgan Freeman telling it.But Bob isn't satisfied. So he continues working, day in, day out, day in, day out, day in, day out, day in, day out, day out, day in, until he's promoted to honey nut Cheerio status. When he gets to this point, he's given a huge party at work, during which he recieves many awards and plaques and trophies. He and his family are brought to Cheerio island, where you don't have to work and get to party all day and everything is free. One day, while he's partying, Bob gets thirsty. So he asks someone, "Where's the coffee line?". He's told that there is no coffee line. So he asks, "Where's the milk line?", but is told that there is no milk line. Finally he asks, "Where's the punch line?". Someone answers him, saying, "There is no punch line".
It really is 😂😂😂
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
Still don't get this one...Me: "Hi, what is your name?"
Her: "____' how about yours?"
Me: "I don't remember actually".You figure out the joke 😜
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What's the difference between a Mercedez and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Mercedez in my garage!
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Booo.
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🍀Joe Zingg🍀 wrote:
😳What's the difference between a Mercedez and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Mercedez in my garage!
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A Mexican guy, a white guy, and a black guy are taking a road trip when their car breaks down. They walk a few miles down the road and see a farm so they head for it. They reach the farmhouse, knock on the door, and a man opens the door and demands to know what they want. They explain their situation. The man mulls it over and hesitantly agrees to let them stay on one condition: "None of you has sex with my daughter or I'll kill you." Seeing no daughter, the men agree.
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Later that night, the daughter walks into the room where the men are staying to make sure they're alright. The (totally legal) girl is so beautiful, the men can't help themselves and each have a go at her. The next morning, the man kicks in the door holding a shotgun and yells for the men to walk out to his farm because he knows what happened with his daughter. After getting them out there, the man has the guys kneel in front of him. "I understand how beautiful my daughter is and why you did what you did so I'll give you each the chance to live. I'm old and only have my daughter here do my farm has gone unharvested. If you want to live, each of you has to pick 50 items from my farm..." The men immediately agree, but the man silences them. "50 items and shove them up your ass." The guys hesitantly agree. "You have 30 minutes, now go!" So the guys run to different areas of the farm.
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The first one back is the white guy with 50 ears of corn. "Stick them up your ass," so he does: 1, 2, 3,... 48, 49, 50. "Ok, you're free to go." Next back is the Mexican guy with 50 oranges. "Stick them up your ass," so he does: 1, 2, 3,... 45, 46, 47 but he starts laughing and they all fall out. "Start over," says the man so he does: 1, 2, 3,... 46, 47, 48 but he starts laughing again and they all fall out. The man cocks his shotgun and yells, "Start over or I'll shoot you where you stand!" so he does: 1, 2, 3,... 47, 48, 49 and he starts laughing again and the all fall out. "What in the hell is so funny?!?!" the man screams.
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The Mexican guy, laughing and with tears in his eyes, says, "Look over there at the black guy. He's picking watermelons."
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Greg was in trouble, he had forgotten his wedding anniversary, wich was thursday, and his wife was really pissed. She said " tomorrow I expect to find something in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds.AND IT BETTER BE THERE"👊💢
The next day Greg gets up early and leaves. His wide wakes up, and sure enough, there's a gift wrapped box in the drive way. She opens it excitedly, and finds a brand new digital bathroom scale.
Greg has been missing since Friday. -
This thread is amazing ! Every single joke so far has made me laugh haha.
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Aldenté Rionatí wrote:
This thread is amazing ! Every single joke so far has made me laugh haha.
Even the dead babies...? 😥
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Haha this clown in high school used to tell baby jokes in a micheal Jackson way. It kinda reminded me of him. But yeah baby jokes are :(
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Aldenté Rionatí wrote:
Haha this clown in high school used to tell baby jokes in a micheal Jackson way. It kinda reminded me of him. But yeah baby jokes are :(
So dead babies make you think of a guy you used to crush on in high school...😁
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Hey clowns are sexy beasts. =P
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Aldenté Rionatí wrote:
Hey clowns are sexy beasts. =P
Sexy enough to make dead babies funny? You have real issues... Clown fantasies, dead baby fetishes, Michael Jackson references...
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I believe I have single-handedly killed the joke thread 😔
No pun intended. -
.... Should of at least made it punny....
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Aldenté Rionatí wrote:
You're welcomeThis thread is amazing ! Every single joke so far has made me laugh haha.
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What's grosser than gross?
A barrel full of dead babies
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is alive
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way out
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more. -
⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Go away before you get a doctor prescribed dose of ER.What's grosser than gross?
A barrel full of dead babies
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is alive
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way out
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
Kthnxho -
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
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Jon Allen wrote:
I don't get itDegradable Z wrote:
High Larry us (hilarious)"γπγλγύ"
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Degradable Z wrote:
Got the mob to back that up? Didn't think so.⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Go away before you get a doctor prescribed dose of ER.What's grosser than gross?
A barrel full of dead babies
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is alive
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way out
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
Kthnxho
Kthnxho -
⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Got the guts to say that to my face?Degradable Z wrote:
Got the mob to back that up? Didn't think so.⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Go away before you get a doctor prescribed dose of ER.What's grosser than gross?
A barrel full of dead babies
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is alive
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way out
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
Kthnxho
Kthnxho
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