Funniest punchline
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Me: "Hi, what is your name?"
Her: "____' how about yours?"
Me: "I don't remember actually".You figure out the joke 😜
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
You just made my day.So a guy walks into a clock store and whips his dick out on the counter. The person behind the counter says "sir this a clock shop, not a cock shop." he says "I know. I want two hands and a face on this, please."
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A guy walks into a bar on top of a tall hotel, falls off, and dies.
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"I'm gonna' rub my nutsack on your drum set, Okay!"
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"I'm lookin' fer the man what shot my paw."
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So a black guy, a Jew, and a gay guy get summoned by God. God tells the black guy, "If you steal one more item, you will disappear and be sent to hell." God then tells the Jew, "If you don't start donating your money to others, you will did sparser and go to hell." Then, God tells the gay guy, "If you don't stop having gay sex, then you will disappear and go to hell."
So they all return to Earth, and walk down the street. Along the way, the black guy sees a BestBuy, walks in, and disappears.
Now the gay guy and the Jew are walking down the street. The Jew sees a penny, bends over to pick it up, and the gay guy disappears. -
*disappears, not did sparser
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Zebulon Pike wrote:
Haha thats actually reall funny!So a black guy, a Jew, and a gay guy get summoned by God. God tells the black guy, "If you steal one more item, you will disappear and be sent to hell." God then tells the Jew, "If you don't start donating your money to others, you will did sparser and go to hell." Then, God tells the gay guy, "If you don't stop having gay sex, then you will disappear and go to hell."
So they all return to Earth, and walk down the street. Along the way, the black guy sees a BestBuy, walks in, and disappears.
Now the gay guy and the Jew are walking down the street. The Jew sees a penny, bends over to pick it up, and the gay guy disappears. -
💀 crusher wrote:
No but it goes like this.. Why did the monkey fall outta the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall outta the tree? It was attached to the first one.. Why did the third monkey fall outta the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.Why did the first monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? he got hit by the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He thought it was a game. -
Morgan Freeman wrote:
The joke is even funnier if you imagine Morgan Freeman telling it.But Bob isn't satisfied. So he continues working, day in, day out, day in, day out, day in, day out, day in, day out, day out, day in, until he's promoted to honey nut Cheerio status. When he gets to this point, he's given a huge party at work, during which he recieves many awards and plaques and trophies. He and his family are brought to Cheerio island, where you don't have to work and get to party all day and everything is free. One day, while he's partying, Bob gets thirsty. So he asks someone, "Where's the coffee line?". He's told that there is no coffee line. So he asks, "Where's the milk line?", but is told that there is no milk line. Finally he asks, "Where's the punch line?". Someone answers him, saying, "There is no punch line".
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Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A pig rolling in mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
The pig taking a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
Bubbles was a horse. -
fluff master wrote:
Eh. Try it this way...Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A pig rolling in mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
The pig taking a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
Bubbles was a horse.Wanna hear a clean joke?
I took a bath!
Want to hear a cleaner joke?
I took a bath with bubbles!
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is my next door neighbor ;) -
Jon Allen wrote:
Love it.fluff master wrote:
Eh. Try it this way...Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A pig rolling in mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
The pig taking a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
Bubbles was a horse.Wanna hear a clean joke?
I took a bath!
Want to hear a cleaner joke?
I took a bath with bubbles!
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is my next door neighbor ;) -
Three guys are sitting in the living room talking about the party the night before. The first guy says "dude i was so wasted last night i blew chunks" the second man says "that's nothing man, I was so drunk last night I went home with a hooker" the third guy says "that's not that bad, I was so drunk I went home with a hooker while my wife was there" to which the first guy replies "guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog"
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Honeyyy wrote:
Ha ha ha good one! What do you call a bunch of white people sitting on a bench?Three guys are sitting in the living room talking about the party the night before. The first guy says "dude i was so wasted last night i blew chunks" the second man says "that's nothing man, I was so drunk last night I went home with a hooker" the third guy says "that's not that bad, I was so drunk I went home with a hooker while my wife was there" to which the first guy replies "guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog"
The NBA -
What is the speed limit of sex?
68, because at 69 you have to turn around. -
Jon Allen wrote:
What do you call a large group of white guys chasing one black guy.... The PGA Tour.Honeyyy wrote:
Ha ha ha good one! What do you call a bunch of white people sitting on a bench?Three guys are sitting in the living room talking about the party the night before. The first guy says "dude i was so wasted last night i blew chunks" the second man says "that's nothing man, I was so drunk last night I went home with a hooker" the third guy says "that's not that bad, I was so drunk I went home with a hooker while my wife was there" to which the first guy replies "guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog"
The NBA -
What's so great about fu@king twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
This is so socially incorrect and not like me at all but I lmfao when I heard it? -
Schmidty wrote:
That could open up a whole new bag of jokes from me lolWhat's so great about fu@king twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
This is so socially incorrect and not like me at all but I lmfao when I heard it? -
Honeyyy wrote:
I have more but they're just soooo wrong! LolSchmidty wrote:
That could open up a whole new bag of jokes from me lolWhat's so great about fu@king twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
This is so socially incorrect and not like me at all but I lmfao when I heard it? -
Add: Vinny wrote:
AmenWhat is the speed limit of sex?
68, because at 69 you have to turn around. -
Ur so stupid that when you eat a bag if m&m's you throw out all the W's
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Schmidty wrote:
The worst part is I followed that joke for an hour and just starting thinking "if that one slipped by with no controversy, then maybe I could get away with mine" (just happened to be a dead baby joke) decided against it lolHoneyyy wrote:
I have more but they're just soooo wrong! LolSchmidty wrote:
That could open up a whole new bag of jokes from me lolWhat's so great about fu@king twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
This is so socially incorrect and not like me at all but I lmfao when I heard it? -
So the baker put two muffins in the oven, and went about his business. Muffin A looked at muffin B and said, " hey is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". Muffin B looked at muffin A and replied, "Holy fucking shit it's a talking muffin!!!!"
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How many drinks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
20. One to hold the bulb in place and 19 to drink till the room spins
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*drunks
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So kim k and kris were married for 72 days eh? Apparently she only knew 71 p
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*POsistions
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My wife keeps beating up on my kid, I asked my buddy were I should take him and he said "take them to the oilers, THEY DON'T BEAT ANY BODY!"
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