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Time to get creative. I'll offer the first one up:
Belial claimed, "I heard it was said"
"There once was a player named Ted."
"He met Officer Ashley,"
"And acted quite brashly."
"I guess her bage went to his head."
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No one even try to top that. Its perfect!
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Hmm this might get fun. I'll try to write some later.
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That Ted player is me
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⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
It sure is TedThat Ted player is me
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🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Me too. Used to be decent at them. Been forever thoughHmm this might get fun. I'll try to write some later.
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⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Knock em dead, tedThat Ted player is me
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Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
What? Did you say something Ted?Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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OTB is a genius you see,
Who could he really be?
The best of the land?
The leader of a band?
Or simply a M.I.T? -
There once was a lad
Who thought it'd be grand
To share his fantasy
Of stripper-cop Ashely
On the forums of Turf wars.
While some cringed at sight
Many others lol'd in delight!
For you see,
It's come to be
That a forum farce
Can be quite a larf! -
Bullyman the player is butter.
When capping he's not prone to stutter.
"As a landlord I'm known,"
For protecting my own!"
So it's best that a whine you not utter!"
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🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Lol u funny it's uncharted⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
What? Did you say something Ted?Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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There is, in turf wars, a banker.
He has a very large hanker.
Capping people with a lot of influence,
Because of their imprudence.
They have no mob,
But when he strikes they sob.
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⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Ted you so silly!🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Lol u funny it's uncharted⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
What? Did you say something Ted?Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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Evil Empire lays down the LAW.
It's something he learned from his Ma.
"You must play to win!"
Ma said with a grim.
"It's something I learned from your Pa!"
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Listen up if you are a noob,
And laugh at the word "boob"
Turf got capped, don't cry!
Mob up, give it a try!
Or next time they won't use lube! -
Manga✮Nelli, born under the star,
Liked to cap turfs both near and far.
"I play my hunches,"
"And roll with the punches."
Cuz in the end you'll be frontin' the scar!
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Poncacity Kid wrote:
That ain't no limerickOTB is a genius you see,
Who could he really be?
The best of the land?
The leader of a band?
Or simply a M.I.T? -
WonkaFactory likes to manufacture,
A clean break, not a compound fracture.
When razing the earth
He'll exclaim in his mirth,
"Mob up or your turf I will capture!"
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BritFury™ liked to play the field.
'Til the Mrs. examined his yield.
"Not so bold," she explained,
Then her husband complained,
"But these noob turfs have such fresh appeal!" -
RandomBloke placed a round in the AK.
Was told DBR was seeking a playday.
Dropped some carbombs and head,
And as they laid there and bled,
Heard those mugs broadcast a "Mayday."
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There once was a girl named Bella
Who liked to go down on her fella
You must see
I wish it were me
But my wife says no way in hella -
Mr. Ikslopot called up the Doc.
Said, "I think I've contracted the rot."
"When I'm capping the noobs,"
"I feel sparks in my boobs."
"And a tingling deep in my crotch."
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
LMAO!Mr. Ikslopot called up the Doc.
Said, "I think I've contracted the rot."
"When I'm capping the noobs,"
"I feel sparks in my boobs."
"And a tingling deep in my crotch."
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"Kilgore Trout," Mr. Vonnegut said.
'Once appeared in a book that I read."
"Or, maybe I wrote it."
"Heard some like to quote it."
Nice to know reading ain't dead.
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I found this game Turf Wars to play.
While sitting home bored one day.
I played it with glee, from 2 months to 3,
It blows all the other apps away.
But then my iTunes card depleted,
However my spirit is never defeated,
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God-of-War thought he heard thunder.
But it was just an innocent blunder.
It turned out to be Missy
Throwing a fit that was hissy
Bringing pain to his mane from down under!
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CrackaMike always liked to ask questions.
He'd inquire, but not offer suggestions.
"Don't think me a freak,"
"Cuz it's knowledge I seek."
Turns out learning gives him an erection!
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
I just popped a funny-bonerCrackaMike always liked to ask questions.
He'd inquire, but not offer suggestions.
"Don't think me a freak,"
"Cuz it's knowledge I seek."
Turns out learning gives him an erection!
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Glman once was a troll
Posting all the time like an @sshole
He was seeking attention
But had no mob to mention
So what he got was a shoulder quite cold.
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