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🐱Mama Tek🐱 was known for her pussy.
Trimmed tight and not loosey goosey.
"When I let 'er rip,"
"I keep a firm grip!"
She exclaimed as she nibbled on sushi.
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"H@VOC was reset!" they hollered.
His vast empire lain in squalor.
So H@VOC broke out his tools,
Called in all his mules.
And rebuilt using fat iTunes dollars!
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turf are mere circles
colored according to whim
charge protection? Capp'd!oh wait, that's a haiku... my bad.
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There once was a player called nick;
His code was decidedly slick;
A game based on location he made;
It runs on Don points that he trades;
It's based on fights people like to pick! -
Doc Xray was known for his wit.
Consonants and vowels he could knit.
He put letters together,
Like weaving a sweater.
And always he found the right fit.
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There's a player known as Ozark The Banker;
He's known to drink moonshine by the tanker;
He possesses only one thumb;
and mixes his rum:
And all the high influence noobs think he's a W***er!! -
💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
Lol; I love this!!Mystery's an authority on "V"s.
You can ask her advice if you please.
Just cover your @ss
If you happen to grasp
One of her 1 inf Capo cities.
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☀the light☀ was taking a pinch.
Punching code while making a stench💩
He said with some pride,
"Always wipe on both sides."
"With the TP you can't be a Grinch!"
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Rumply foreskin was a winner;
On TW he was considered a sinner;
He'd joke and he'd jest;
And to your turf he was a pest;
Until he got caught in his zipper! 😖 -
The Capo issued the decree;
"DBR thugs: make those mugs bleed."
"Be a'raping the earth."
"For all that you're worth."
"Leave no scraps for TWFC!"💼🍹🔨 -
There was an alliance called LAW;
Their goal: make H@VOC no more;
They almost succeeded;
Until with nick H@VOC pleaded;
Please re-instate me once more! -
To Britfury TW was life;
He was at the centre of all fuss and strife;
Your turf he would cap and he'd batter;
The girls he would flatter;
Until he got reset by his wife!! -
There is group named LAW.
Who has a great big flaw
They act confused
When being abused
As Turf Wars looks on in aw. -
This is an ode to Kill€r;
He makes the game a thriller;
He's a capping machine;
He makes his enemies influence lean;
Especially Joe the Gorilla!! -
There is a player called Jon Gotti;
He's no geek and certainly not spotty;
He loves a good war;
He doesn't post much no more;
But only cos he's been kicking DBR's botty -
Johnny O loves his Dunkin' Donuts.
Mention Starbucks and you'll see him go nuts.
"I ain't puttin' my lips,"
On those Seattle drips."
"They've got one made from beans found in monkey butts!"
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DBR are all embarrassed;
For they have been harangued and harassed;
Their mistake... Let me see;
They tried to take on TWFC;
And ended up all ravaged! -
Hardcore is a true master;
On his thumb is a plaster;
His fingers are raw;
Don't complain he's a one man war;
If you do he'll just cap you faster!! -
On Mystery and BadMammaJamma;
These chics are tougher than a Mexican slammer;
Please don't abuse;
And don't get confuse;
Because they will correct your grammar. -
Das Hyena is a player who don't give a hoot;
Talk chit and he'll stick in the boot;
He's like Al Capone;
On this app for the iPhone;
And trust me, he'll cap all your loot!! -
In turf wars, the key is the codes.
If you punch them, surely it bodes.
Ignore them you can,
but dont hit "The Man"
or your turfs become his abodes! -
The noob awoke in a fright.
His turfs disappeared in the night.
Upon the Banker's walls,
He had posted, "Suck my b@lls!"
And his turfs were 💼₣оя₡loѕэ₫🔨 at first light.
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there was a young man from nantucket
who played turf wars in a bucket
his phone got all wet
because in a fret
he got capo and promptly he spunked it -
Poncacity Kid wrote:
Very nice!!NIGHT!! Left the game in a flurry
If he came back would we all scurry
He just updated a thread
The one we all read
To reclaim his throne in a hurry -
Don Taylor takes the piss,
Odeyssus takes credit for this,
These local bullies lose coz the NEA rules ! -
OTB is a true southern master
of meter and rhyme and loud laughter
but don't drop a dime
or waste precious time
cuz he'll cap you and post 'bout it after -
For advice I knew right where to go.
He introduced himself as, "Primo Loco".
He was as happy can be, asked if I'd be his "lil me"
And steer me in the right direction to go.
We've got Primos' out our rears,
A Primo for each ear.
But he is the Original Joe. -
The ban hammer knows no remorse.
It's dropped as a matter of course.
If you're spoofing or trolling,
Or just generally annoying,
It will take down your game with great force.
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!!Night!! had a code master' powers.
He'd attack in the wee morning hours.
Then he ran outta play
And retired one day.
Well he's returned and some are starting to cower.
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Mimosa is great for support.
Quick with an engaging retort.
Whether with jokes or a laugh
Whacking you troubles in half,
The player does all that for sport.
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