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Jim Dirt once was King of "the City."
But they cast him out; oh whatta pity.
Still, Jim's a good man.
Always quick with a plan.
Payback's a ытсн if you treated him shiђу.
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X🇺🇸ambler so loved his wife
That he gave up the turf warrin' life.
Her rehab is key
To their future you see.
So he did it with gusto, not strife.
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ChainSaw Charlie simply vanished one day.
Moved into a treehouse they say.
Now he's living up high,
But without the wifi.
Seems his recent return's a charade.
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His name is muggers,
He hates turf huggers,
He'll cap all your turf,
Unleash hell on earth,
He's hated by dbr buggers. -
The attacks are random,
Quite often tandem,
They say it's a bloke,
That he'll make you choke,
I bet he has many fandom. -
We thought he was gone for good,
He ain't been seen in our hood,
I guess we were wrong,
It didn't take long,
Night may be back for good.(in collaboration with atla)
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Sharp fella named Johnny O
Has more friends than he has foes
Be a jerk, he'll smirk
Take it out of your turf
And split with his stable of.....Hey I don't have Emoji. Can somebody help me out here?
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👃 nose?
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Doc Xray wrote:
Nicenixon placed turfs where he'd please
on rivers and lakes and the seas
'til nick wrote some code
all turfs on a road!
so nixon, he turned in his keys -
💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
The Man is quite the diplomat.
Not one to sit still or sit pat.
He travels the earth,
Kicking ass, planting turf.
To his style I must tip my hat.
💼🍹🔨Awesome, I like! ✊
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randombloke wrote:
'The Man' is a player whose temper's not short;
He's known for his witty retort;
Alas nick changed the game;
'The Man' then complained;
And said 'nick...please no more airports!'LOLOL, ya got me!!! 😹
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Doc Xray wrote:
In turf wars, the key is the codes.
If you punch them, surely it bodes.
Ignore them you can,
but dont hit "The Man"
or your turfs become his abodes!ROFL, nice one brother! 👊👊
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
LMAOPrimo Loco got locked in the john.
He thought he was trapped until dawn.
So he posted a screed
In the hope he'd be freed.
And thus a legend was spawned.
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There once was a player named BugsBunny
Who was once law's and cms's honey
But she saw through their crap
So their faces she did slap
Now they all just go cry to their mummys -
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα is hot
And her posts always hit the right spot.
The noobs close their eyes,
Reach down 'tween their thighs,
And dream of her sweet honey pot.
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Poncacity Kid rolled into town.
Hoping to drop some turf down.
Couldn't finish the job, though
Cuz he lacked the mob, so
Now he's a code punching hound.
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I'd like to write sweet things 'bout Bella.
But I don't think I'm that kinda fella.
I'm married you as can be
And if my wife were to see
Such a thing she'd make me sleep in the cellar.
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I heard that bugs bunny is saucy,
But she runs with the wrong kinda posse.
They're all fronting Tommys
When they hang with that mommy.
So getting close to her turfs might be costly.
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Many a t-shirt has vadan manufactured;
For this on the forums he's badgered;
He appears quite benign;
All by clever design;
But in reality, turfs a many he's captured! -
I showed this Molly my Lapua.
It's big and hard and shoots through ya.
But she liked the thought
Of something so hard and hot
That now she polishes it, hoorah!
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The t-shirt maker Vadan
Rolled into town with a plan.
He'd start late at night
And with terrible fright
Capture all of the turf in the land.
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Ozark is no weeping willow;
His threads have turned legs into jello;
Of turf at heathrow he long dreamt;
But with remorseful intent;
TWFC and DBR capped his pillow. -
Das Hyena was not one to boast,
Still, he claimed to like noob turfs the most.
"I takes all a der loot, mon,"
"Den I gives dem da boot mon."
"It's like hav'in da noob weenie roast." (Kk ✌)
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The GPS of the game is no more;
Many banged on the developers door;
International ass I want to kick it;
Nick please make a ticket;
And thus the airports were born! -
There once was a player named Putz
Who fought with his mouth, not his guts
He turf flooded once too many,
Now he's left without a penny...
So he cries to those Turf Wars Lounge nuts -
There is a top mobster called Jon gotti
Whose mission in life is to drive DBR potty
He caps all their turf
From London to Perth
And all in TWFC like him a lotti 😄 -
randombloke wrote:
The GPS of the game is no more;
Many banged on the developers door;
International ass I want to kick it;
Nick please make a ticket;
And thus the airports were born!No more airports!!!!! 🔥🔥
*That ones for you buddy! 🍻
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There is a guy called cert,
He doesn't like to flirt,
He mobs like mad,
Because he's bad,
And then dbr get hurt. -
I just have to say 1 thing makes me blue;
And trust me when I say that it's true;
The main "Your Turf" page just leaves me in rage;
Please update it, as loading takes an age;
And it would be nice if I could sort through it too!! -
Constructive feedback in respect of notifications;
Please rectify as currently it causes frustrations;
They don't always come through; Sometimes they're so delayed there's nothing you can do;
It just causes all sorts of negative ramifications.
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