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Heartbreak Kid💔 wrote:
Vaguely. I remember everyone else deciding that was his name because that's what it looked like with all that emoji, lol. Mostly I remember him before that - he was always posting annoying things in the "Woman Laws" thread.⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Anybody else remember when he got named Ted😂Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
*Sits by waiting for E1E to chime in. 😆*
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Ted wasn't the one that met Ashley, the hot cop, though. That was...glman?
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YOU wrote:
Although, technically, no one met Ashley. Nor was anyone "rapped." 😂Ted wasn't the one that met Ashley, the hot cop, though. That was...glman?
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YOU wrote:
Or was it SirTalkALot? I can't remember. 😳Ted wasn't the one that met Ashley, the hot cop, though. That was...glman?
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I shall call you Ted!
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Those who still play this aren't wise
They keep fighting for a false prize
But the vets understood
That nick's head's made of wood
'Cuz the fucker still won't advertise! -
nexx. wrote:
Wrong forum.Those who still play this aren't wise
They keep fighting for a false prize
But the vets understood
That nick's head's made of wood
'Cuz the fucker still won't advertise! -
Where did OTB go do miss him
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💥 JOHNNO 💥 wrote:
Sadly we have lost OTB but we can still remember himWhere did OTB go do miss him
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TÜRFÄ wrote:
😂nexx. wrote:
Wrong forum.Those who still play this aren't wise
They keep fighting for a false prize
But the vets understood
That nick's head's made of wood
'Cuz the fucker still won't advertise! -
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
That is really good though😂😂😂👍🏻TÜRFÄ wrote:
😂nexx. wrote:
Wrong forum.Those who still play this aren't wise
They keep fighting for a false prize
But the vets understood
That nick's head's made of wood
'Cuz the fucker still won't advertise! -
There once was a player named Roy
who played Turf Wars into the night.
He’d roll on his side to limit the light,
but his wife was aware of this ploy.
She’d pull at his cover but not at his toy,
so in the cellar he played out of sight. -
I missed this thread 😁
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Mystery wrote:
Chiming inHeartbreak Kid💔 wrote:
Vaguely. I remember everyone else deciding that was his name because that's what it looked like with all that emoji, lol. Mostly I remember him before that - he was always posting annoying things in the "Woman Laws" thread.⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Anybody else remember when he got named Ted😂Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
*Sits by waiting for E1E to chime in. 😆*
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The forum is slow, I see
What shall I do - oh gee!
I’ll find us a thread
That was once well read
And tickle our fancy, tee hee. -
Why, Mystery, how are you!
A nice surprise out of the blue.
But unfortunately,
As far as I can see,
There’s not much around here to do. -
Mystery wrote:
Shagg never spoofedShaggly says he wants a new friend
To delay what could be the end
Of his turfs abroad
But don't accuse him of fraud
Or against The Razor you'll fend
The devs all goofed
TW demean has yet to be seen
Get your facts straight
TurfWars Queen -
Coolio wrote:
Wow, I don’t even remember writing that now, but I don’t think I was trying to imply that he did. Maybe there was speculation? Did he get reset? It’s been too long; I can’t remember. :/Mystery wrote:
Shagg never spoofedShaggly says he wants a new friend
To delay what could be the end
Of his turfs abroad
But don't accuse him of fraud
Or against The Razor you'll fend
The devs all goofed
TW demean has yet to be seen
Get your facts straight
TurfWars Queen -
'Don't behave silly dear Derelict '
Said mom worried about Derelict
Derelict didn't oblige
Mom vowed to disoblige
Derelict was thence called Limerick
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