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YOU wrote:
Tony10Thumbs wrote:
His the king cos no one dares to commit a sinThe king of limericks is OTB
quite the genious if you ask me
he spits out some lines
with thoughtful rhymes
to tell the stories of tw community
Even so they wouldn't even win
Anyway here I go just to add
Writing on my iPad
MAGIKZ is getting stronger
By spending a bit longer
Punching codes
Looking at all the newbies like little toads
H@VOC,MASON,FORT are strong
Stick with them you can't go wrong
It's almost like creating a song
Anyway is getting a bit long
So now I'm saying bye for now
Thinking what to write next and how -
Magikz getting the hang of it
I like his style I like his wit
But to those who knows
He is writing prose
A limericks three long lines plus two that are quick -
👨Movember👨 came, I could not stop it.
Now my mustache, I cannot crop it!
My wife ain't mad;
Ain't even sad.
Cuz later on she'll get to hop it!🅾👎🅱
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H@VOC wrote:
Nice one :)Magikz getting the hang of it
I like his style I like his wit
But to those who knows
He is writing prose
A limericks three long lines plus two that are quick -
❂иэЋцмв฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
👨Movember👨 came, I could not stop it.
Now my mustache, I cannot crop it!
My wife ain't mad;
Ain't even sad.
Cuz later on she'll get to hop it!🅾👎🅱
LOL
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❂иэЋцмв฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
👨Movember👨 came, I could not stop it.
Now my mustache, I cannot crop it!
My wife ain't mad;
Ain't even sad.
Cuz later on she'll get to hop it!🅾👎🅱
👍
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Temp codes came in like a flood.
But some were stuck with hand on pud.
Same lame ode
"Can't punch code!"
For them this weekend is a dud!🅾👎🅱
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Wanna know if I am me?
Changed my name a time or three.
Butcher? Boss?
Banker lost?
Just look for the O-T-B!🅾👎🅱
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Used to I could party til dawn.
Now I just crash on the lawn.
Don't need no sheep
To get to sleep.
Pass the grass and you'll see me yawn!🅾👎🅱
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Who is a legend? Who's a noob?
Who has the smarts? Who is a rube?
Does what I say
Affect your play?
If it does you're just a goob!🅾👎🅱
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✪иэЋцмь฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
Used to I could party til dawn.
Now I just crash on the lawn.
Don't need no sheep
To get to sleep.
Pass the grass and you'll see me yawn!🅾👎🅱
relate.
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✪иэЋцмь฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
That's a keeper.👨Movember👨 came, I could not stop it.
Now my mustache, I cannot crop it!
My wife ain't mad;
Ain't even sad.
Cuz later on she'll get to hop it!🅾👎🅱
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Been waiting for months to watch the fight.
Had everyone over on Saturday night.
After forty minutes of talking
and two minutes of stalking.
Our fun was ended with an overhand right. -
I'm now in a poet's heaven
Due to the votes of my brethren.
Posted some limericks
That I wrote just for kicks.
Won the best thread of 2011.👍🅾👎🅱
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There was once a female crooner
Who became the target of a very bad rumor
And what happened next?
"thanks for the sex"
Bella was the female crooner -
He's got moves like jagger
He goes by ADD SWAGGER. All you that like to nag
Get put out wih a bag
Over ya head
Watch out for your turf
His turf addiction must be fed! -
🔫ΘиэЋцм฿дѕтдя₫👍 wrote:
I'm now in a poet's heaven
Due to the votes of my brethren.
Posted some limericks
That I wrote just for kicks.
Won the best thread of 2011.👍🅾👎🅱
✊
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There once was a player Belial
Who recently went into denial
The bren came in, made it hard to win
Now we're all screwed for awhile. -
Congrat, OTB, on your win!
For these rhymes written here within!
What was once just for fun
Became post number one
Share the news with your family and kin! -
I must admit I feel guilty.
My mind strays, it can get filthy.
Married, single, young, old.
Uptight, shy, naked, bold.
These turf wars babes, are they MILFy?🅾👎🅱
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Mr. Doux, that recommotion.
Hit his turfs just like an ocean.
Crashed RED BLUR like a wave
Send him to a wet grave.
With sweet syrup as thick as lotion.🍁🅾👎🅱
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This page is so witty I must agree
That it would actually suck without some input from me
Now I know that this comment totally sucks @ss
But I assure you it will be the last.
But anyways back to what I was saying
I think red blur actually think jr is a deferent person playing
He try's to spread his Facebook and twitter just for attention
But good Lord man you need to go to detention
Now I know by now these rhymes are getting old and none of them are funny no matter how they are told
But I will end this little waste of my time and gladly say that I suck at rhymes. -
All the players swung at by Bruenor
Wonder just what they got the ax for,
Your dumbass posts,
You clueless blokes,
All your threats just bring me laughter. -
These lymric, just that one I'm able,
For my rhymes are not always stable,
Congrats OTB,
Your better than me,
Bruenors just a guy in a fable -
Post on my wall, I'll bust ya head.
Pay attention to what I said!
No codes, no spam, no screeds.
None of these meet my needs.
You will bleed as others have bled.🅾👎🅱
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I posted my code on ⌖🔥Viper's🔥⌖ wall.
He did not find it funny at all.
Instead of joyous mirth.
He capped a bunch turf.
I had named after ma & pa!🅾👎🅱
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My friend Big Jake called out ⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖
And take my word, he ain't no sloucho.
I thought CMS was dead
Not according to what Jake said
A war is raging on that I'll voucho.🅾👎🅱
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Susanmtc is a babe.
She is not known to misbehave.
Her subtle charms are coy.
She makes a man a boy.
Ask the punks she sent to the grave.🅾👎🅱
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💐Thanks OTB, it's awesome💐
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Legends come and go I'm told
But rarely is their mark as bold
Inf was his thing
Our premier Capo king
Swagger's mettle truly is gold.🅾👎🅱
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