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The world is vast and yet so small
I cannot hope to know you all
I post my thoughts
Sometimes for naught
It's not my place to call the ball.🚬💀🔫
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I look to the east, then to the west
Then I ask myself, "Who plays the best?"
Das Hyena? The Man?
What is H@VOC's plan?
It seems to me it's anyone's guess.🚬💀🔫
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Those mobsters who come from down under
Think they invented the thunder
They cap all the time
Like rest is a crime
Hoping to take us all asunder.🚬💀🔫
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My Union Boss whispered to me
Cap his fat ass and he will flee.
Dropped the hammer
Heard him stammer
But no one listened to his plea.🚬💀🔫
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He wished for land gear he claimed.
To fix the airports killing the game.
Thirty days lost
Is too big a cost
Atrophy makes his mobsters lame.🅾Ђ🅱
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Praddle, drivel, useless nonsense.
Mindless questions, no variance.
GD forum.
Utter boredom.
Surrounded by prepubescents.🅾Ђ🅱
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Which loot mission is your fave?
What if you're 1 year from the grave?
Mac or PC?
Masshole envy?
Has it been 6 months or just 5 days?🅾Ђ🅱
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Stevie died, now I'm got the schvitz.
My apple TV's on the fritz.
Got no reception
It's all deception
Glad an Android's in my mitts.🅾Ђ🅱
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You took my Capo! Balls to you!
Now it's my chance to turn the screw.
This ain't the prom.
Suck a car bomb!
I'll paint your turfs a bloody hue!🅾Ђ🅱
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There's a word I cannot recall.
I read it on some mobster's wall.
Just my luck
It rhymes with puck.
The UB does it to your moll!🅾Ђ🅱
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Flo$$in Sea$on found it's a trap
Too little mob and too much yap
The Canucks will fire
When you test their ire
And stick to ya like maple syrup🍁🅾👎🅱
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Justin Duran was heard to say
"As a child I flo$$ed as I may!"
"I'd thread my head."
"Then go to bed."
"And spit $G-Money the next day!"🅾👎🅱
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❂иэЋцмв฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
😂Flo$$in Sea$on found it's a trap
Too little mob and too much yap
The Canucks will fire
When you test their ire
And stick to ya like maple syrup🍁🅾👎🅱
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Gasface started it long ago
Timing now is up to Johnny O
Don't matter the season
Don't need a reason
Except that Johnny's clipped his 'Fro.🅾👎🅱
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🔥Gas Day🔥 came and my turfs went.
I bought stam til my $ was spent.
Stopped the yapping
And started capping
My Tommy's so hot the barrel bent!🅾👎🅱
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You yap, yap, yap; so I cap, cap.
So much whine, you want cheese with that?
It's all just play
This fine 🔥Gas Day🔥
Best to open fire and shut your trap!🅾👎🅱
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The hot shot came across my brow.
"I'm the Razor, not your hausfrau!"
"When what you've built"
"Costs me my gilt"
"You'll feel my wrath and how!"🅾👎🅱
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Primo Loco lost his iPod
Then his Bro gave him the nod.
"If it'll suffice,"
"Then use my device."
"You'll only confuse a twit or sod!"🅾👎🅱
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❂иэЋцмв฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
LMAOPrimo Loco lost his iPod
Then his Bro gave him the nod.
"If it'll suffice,"
"Then use my device."
"You'll only confuse a twit or sod!"🅾👎🅱
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Primo wrote:
So listen I am here to stayI found this game Turf Wars to play.
While sitting home bored one day.
I played it with glee, from 2 months to 3,
It blows all the other apps away.
But then my iTunes card depleted,
However my spirit is never defeated,
Because I will punch codes till I'm gray.
I would have it no other way
Yes I might be a newbie
Who doesn't have a scoobie
I'll climb the ranks
Buying all the shanks
If only there were tanks
I'll blow you all away
Look out for me
I'm here to stay. -
OTB wrote to me
I just had to see ,
What a decent fella
Gonna crack open a Stella
Keeping it cool
Siting on a stool
Adding mobsters is what I do
Ask me how and u can do it too
Newbie without a scoobie
I'm just here to play the game
Remember me
Magikz is my name
Look out for me and you wil see -
Magikz wrote:
😁😂😂👍funnyOTB wrote to me
I just had to see ,
What a decent fella
Gonna crack open a Stella
Keeping it cool
Siting on a stool
Adding mobsters is what I do
Ask me how and u can do it too
Newbie without a scoobie
I'm just here to play the game
Remember me
Magikz is my name
Look out for me and you wil see -
Thanks wec :)
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So Missy's no longer named bor...
But she's still quite the forums whore
So quick to talk shit
Then post a "regret it!"
Just to troll them and spam them some more. -
If you missed Ozark or Omar
Another Brother comes from afar.
He is quite the rake.
Icing on the cake.
Soon you will get to meet Θѕкдя.🔫🍴🎂
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Make me! :D
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🔥PRagon🔥ADD ARF wrote:
Make me! :D
?????
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The king of limericks is OTB
quite the genious if you ask me
he spits out some lines
with thoughtful rhymes
to tell the stories of tw community -
TWFC v. DBR
One brings pain; the other leaves scars!
Both crews like to fight.
Morning, noon and night.
Careful, they all are very yar!🅾👎🅱
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Storm clouds are gathering In the midst of the night fire will reign over light. You see things can't go on with the offering of the dove and the pen forever. Chaos will reign and a new capo will take over and cap the world over. Mob up because storm clouds are gathering.
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