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I am not the butcher anymore.
But I'll treat your turf like a whore.
Going deep on the bone
With a blade well honed.
Watching the marrow downpour.๐ซโ๐
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Some cry uncle without any shame.
Act like the infirm when they ain't lame.
"I thought we were cool?"
"Why are you such a tool?"
Show some backbone; it's just a game!๐ซโ๐
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Some say I lost my other thumb
Doing something that was dumb.
Stuck it in my ass
To relieve my gas
And lost the thing with no aplomb!๐ซโ๐
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Killing Man liked to pose and preen.
Thought flaming comments were his thing.
He'd bray and bark
To start a spark.
With flinty wit he made the scene.๐ซโ๐
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Turf๐Warrior is not a clown.
His timely words are always sound.
He hits the gas
Delivers fast.
But takes his time to break it down.๐ซโ๐
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The serpent had me in his grasp.
Hit me with a venomous blast.
No good reason
For 3K seizin'
Except to show he's an asp.๐ซโ๐
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1ะัะผเธฟะดััะดัโซ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ wrote:
LolTurf๐Warrior is not a clown.
His timely words are always sound.
He hits the gas
Delivers fast.
But takes his time to break it down.๐ซโ๐
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What do TW tags mean?
Are they just a vane kindda preen?
Am I still OTB
If I go tag free?
Must I have them to make the scene?๐ซโ๐
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1ะัะผเธฟะดััะดัโซ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ wrote:
๐it ryhmes๐บWhat do TW tags mean?
Are they just a vane kindda preen?
Am I still OTB
If I go tag free?
Must I have them to make the scene?๐ซโ๐
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I know this kid, his name is wec.
Cuz of the codes, his thumb's a wreck.
To build up his mob,
His face does the job.
He can't punch the codes, so he pecks.๐๐ซ๐
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ฮะธัะuะผะฒเธฟะดััะดัโซ wrote:
๐นI know this kid, his name is wec.
Cuz of the codes, his thumb's a wreck.
To build up his mob,
His face does the job.
He can't punch the codes, so he pecks.๐๐ซ๐
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Much confusion without and among
So here's a simple rule of thumb.
It may be a gag
To drop one's tags
Then step back in silent aplomb.๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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The players cried out, "Y'll tricked us!"
"Dropped all your tags with a rictus!"
Thought it was a gaff,
But I had the last laugh.
And so goes the end of LAWlessness!๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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When I Add up some players I see
That some think they're smarter than me.
I regard your smarts
Like some would a fart.
In the end it's just hot air to me!๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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You should all ready your pen,
The hall of fame is back again.
With categories galore,
It won't be a bore
So make haste and claim your place!
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ฮะธigma wrote:
EXCELLENTโโโYou should all ready your pen,
The hall of fame is back again.
With categories galore,
It won't be a bore
So make haste and claim your place!
๐โ๐๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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Steve Jobs, alas, is dead
That fact we do dread.
But despite the grave loss
Of losing he who was the boss.
We must remember he through what he has done, he lives on.
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Wonka Factory wrote:
There once was a girl named Bella
Who liked to go down on her fella
You must see
I wish it were me
But my wife says no way in hellaThis the funniest so far
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I sit here enveloped in smoke
Attempting to conjure a joke
What I see as gaffes
May not get the laughs
So I'll just keep mocking the folk.๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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Some claim that dead is LAW
Messin with massholes their flaw
"No, look for the tags"
ImaCanadian brags
"It's not hard to see at all" -
"No way! We're not dead; we're not through!"
EE's forum rants cry out eschew !
But with caps from the throngs
Plus one hundred car bombs
Most likely his pants he did poo... -
The soldiers all fell, one by one
Some by the blade; some by the gun
The Bosses were zapped
And bagmen were capped
Slowly the reckoning had come.๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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ฮธััsiโซัะัเธฟัะถ wrote:
QFTThe soldiers all fell, one by one
Some by the blade; some by the gun
The Bosses were zapped
And bagmen were capped
Slowly the reckoning had come.๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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The Lawlessness did not come quick
Dropping tags is no easy trick
One does not spurn
Loyalties earned
When warriors comprise the clique.๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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\\// makes her his bride
Al Davis has died
the Law goes away
TheBoss wil still play
life's up and down ride -
I have nothing to say today
Seems to me a typical bray.
Some sure post a lot
Without posting squat
That's more than I can say 'bout their play.๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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Apology accepted, dude.
But, did you mean to be so rude?
When you exclaimed
My play was lame
What did you expect but cappitude?๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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I got the putz, then I got a shot.
Jammed that needle right on the spot.
No longer timid
I capped limit
Barrels of my Tommys glowed red hot!๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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Killing Man does not get the point
His posts show a classic disjoint.
Keep it real short
Drop the retort
Truth is not something you anoint๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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Heard so many whines this last year
Could fill a kiddie pool with tears
Post a screed
I'll help you bleed
The mobsters all will stand and cheer!๐ฌ๐๐ซ
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