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Wow u have been singing otb
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wec knows that truth is not an abstraction.
Facts to PAX, though, are such a distraction.
The kid ain't a rat.
Despite all the flack.
Suspicion - proof = worthless subtraction!👊❕👍
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ΘиэЂuмв฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
Lol I like suspicion - proof = worthless good onewec knows that truth is not an abstraction.
Facts to PAX, though, are such a distraction.
The kid ain't a rat.
Despite all the flack.
Suspicion - proof = worthless subtraction!👊❕👍
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wec wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹ΘиэЂuмв฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
Lol I like suspicion - proof = worthless good onewec knows that truth is not an abstraction.
Facts to PAX, though, are such a distraction.
The kid ain't a rat.
Despite all the flack.
Suspicion - proof = worthless subtraction!👊❕👍
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The time for vengeance wasn't a boast.
Beware: My knives are sharper than most!
🔥Flames grow higher🔥
🔥Dance in the fire🔥
Doubtful anyone avoids the roast!🐽🍴🐮
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"Vengeance is mine," so sayth the Lord.
Like an Arch Angel, I'm packing a sword.
Sharp as a laser;
Cuts like a razor.
Guess who is first up on the Вцтснэя board?🐽🍴🐮
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Covered in blood, my apron's a sight.
Sound of the bone saw screams through the night.
Cleaving flesh from bone.
With barely a moan.
This isn't work when it's such a delight!🐽🍴🐮
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"I ain't your b!tch!" I said to the noob.
Then I buried the knife into that rube.
His whine was sublime.
Not the kind from a vine.
But a cry wrought by foregoing the lube!🐽🍴🐮
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Wow these noobs don't learn,
Until after their turfs burn.
They whine and they sob,
Without knowledge that it's about mob.
Why, Oh why won't they learn?!?
(C'mon guys, Im tired of writing "level is irrelevant" over and over!) -
Omar is a brutal fellow,
His victims screams will turn your blood yellow.
Whenever he does slaughter,
Their blood he drinks like water.
A tasty midnight snack they make if you want to stay awake. -
Dirty pictures are what people want.
I guess they don't like their porno haunts.
They end up on the wiki,
And while trying to be kinky,
Find that turfwars, porn it is not. -
Caked in blood, my hand is steady.
Whetstone always at the ready.
The blade I hone
Cuts through to bone.
Just the thought makes me all sweaty!🐽🍴🐮
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The sands of time slip through the glass.
Til all the grains gather in mass.
Who needs a clock?
My time is rock.
Bleeding through a narrow pass.🐽🍴🐮
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The dirge's woeful tune was cast.
Too early a friend's time had passed.
He loved to laugh
And share a gaffe
But left too soon to wear death's mask.🍀🎭🌾
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Please my friends keep this in mind.
Do not forget the ties that bind.
Your family and crew
Are there for you.
For you we'll always make the time.🐽🍴🐮
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Sometimes the clouds they just won't lift.
And the winds you face all seem too stiff.
A friend's warm shoulder
When troubles smolder
May help you find a tranquil rift.🐽🍴🐮
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When death arrives, oft' times reflection
Can push you in the wrong direction.
Do not get lost,
In price or cost.
But focus on affirmation.🐽🍴🐮
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Tears OTB. thanks.
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Wonka Factory left me full of guilt.
Posted a thread; said he's gonna quilt.
I read his yarn
Then I thought, "Darn."
"His posts rarely take a nettlesome tilt!"🐽🍴🐮
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H@V🍀C wrote:
Just saw this. Thank you OTB. 🐡💙🍀Tears OTB. thanks.
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My friends, please excuse this one slight revision. This rhyme has been eating at me for days.
The bell tolls stark across the night.
A once hot flame has lost it's light.
A tragic loss
At such a cost.
Darkness fills space that once was bright.🌈🌾🍀
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So who knew nick would have a fit?
In a weak moment claim he'd quit.
I am not the one
Who pointed the gun.
To make him think twice and remit.(Personally, I think it was Das Hyena. Kk✌)
🐽🍴🐮
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I have a friend, call him Charles.
Whose emotions can get gnarled.
If he needs a break
Then let him, gosh sake!
Time is no something you borrow.🐽🍴🐮
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This reminds me of the grinch some how
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Chuck иorris wrote:
Lol.This reminds me of the grinch some how
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I was looking for sanctuary.
So I sought out the MPMB.
I heard the snake hiss
Hopped the blue abyss
Now I'm chillin with Mac n Diamond D!🔫❕👍
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They thought that I'd run and hide.
But run? I cannot abide.
I'll dance the dance
Cuz there ain't a chance
I'm gonna be stepping aside!🔫❕👍
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H@VOC saw the map and said,
"Wonder which turf to put to bed."
"So very much loot
To start at the root."
"Think I'll clip first from the head!"🔫❕👍
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1Ђцм฿дѕтдя₫ 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
H@VOC saw the map and said,
"Wonder which turf to put to bed."
"So very much loot
To start at the root."
"Think I'll clip first from the head!"🔫❕👍
OTB is still the good sport
I'll cap yet he smiles and retorts -
"It ain't but a thing"
"You may be the mob king"
"But all my turf you'll never sort!" -
I may have a one thumb trigger
And many others are bigger.
Yet, in terms of cappin
Best not be nappin
Or your turf'll think I'm a chigger!🔫❕👍
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