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Chainsaw in the right hand,
Separates the boy from man.
Melee brings a cost
That causes a loss
Few will likely comprehend.๐โ๐
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Thought I'd travel the Don's route.
Equip my toolbox pre-loot.
Suits I sought.
Blades I got.
And some ARs to boot!๐โ๐
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At level fifty noobs will cry
Stick a fork into their eye
Nick removed the ten percent
Some will leave without repent
Nick has spoken so, good-bye-โโข
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When I brought all my Tommys,
Them punks cried for their Mommies.
Mercy they sought.
Vengeance they got.
As well as a few car bombies!๐โ๐
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Dropped sum brews at the union hall.
The Union Boss was with his moll.
Keeping an eye.
On what he could spy.
Always mindful of the the bagman's haul.๐โ๐
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Protection money is a b!tch.
Usually it helps only the rich.
Day after day
Ya punch codes away.
Only to dig a bigger ditch!๐โ๐
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I hear that change is about.
Causing some gangstas to shout:
"I've been a tool,"
"Of the 10% rule!"
Must we pity their frightened pout?๐โ๐
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Who sets the steps to the dance?
Who believes in happenstance?
Capricious date?
Uncertain fate?
Who calls the race in advance?๐โ๐
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'Twas a !!Night!! dark and dreery.
Consciousness lost on the weary.
New GD levels
Cleaved the bevel.
'Tween retired and stored fury.๐โ๐
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I truly do not give a hoot.
About the gangsters with the loot.
Cannolis stored
Like precious horde.
Possess the crunch of withered fruit.๐โ๐
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For a week, ๐ฅโฏGrouchoโฏ๐ฅ was hot on the track
Of a Bunny who flew into SeaTac โ
Though she zigged and she zagged
She wound up in a bag๐
Thanks to ีดำิตษพษ ๐จ๐ฅ๐, BigRedVee6 and the pack! -
Tit for tat; this for that.
Ain't no time to just sit pat.
Frontin' ARs daily.
Waitin for the melee.
Where are my stilettos at?๐โ๐
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His first back surgery was a fail,
But ๐ซ๐๐ปFlatโญFace is not one to bail.
Back under the knife
Fighting for his life.
May his health return robust and hale!๐โ๐
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Sometimes we forget this is just a game
As we pursue our quest for mobster fame.
Yet, we rally around
When a player is down.
Then cap his ass when he's no longer lame!๐โ๐
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He needed the the time to sharpen his blades.
Cleaning his guns only stoked his rage.
His weapons now are packed
The ammo boxes all stacked.
Which mobster will be ฮะผะดั'ั first fillet?๐ฝ๐ด๐ฎ
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Global disfunction is now the norm.
During the Spring the riots were born.
Arabs started the game.
Now the Brits are enflamed.
Have the rulers the stroke to calm the hordes?๐ฝ๐ด๐ฎ
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In 24 hours I'm sure to be smitten
With a brand new turf wars armaggedeon
I'll cap inf. high and low
within my reach, you know
When you see my attacks you'll be bitten! -
I saved my cannolis for nick's fresh loot.
I'm hoping for ARs and Kevlar suits.
Equipped a toolbox.
Let the fresh loot rock
Maybe double up on new stuff to boot!๐ฝ๐ด๐ฎ
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The drum beat of war rang in his ear.
He knew Armageddon soon would be here.
No 10% rule
To use as a tool.
He could not discern which gangsta to fear.๐ฝ๐ด๐ฎ
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ฮะธัะuะผะฒเธฟะดััะดัโซ wrote:
The drum beat of war rang in his ear.
He knew Armageddon soon would be here.
No 10% rule
To use as a tool.
He could not discern which gangsta to fear.๐ฝ๐ด๐ฎ
๐๐i resemble that remark!
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The taco said he left turf wars
But I guess he will have to be force
I'll cap and cap and cap somemore
Until my fingers so red it roars -
Like a wet blanket the fear enwrapped him.
Seems his enemies had finally entrapped him.
He could not alight.
Had to stand and fight.
Soon his enemies' mobs would engraft him.๐ฝ๐ด๐ฎ
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He wrote a thread, said, "I am done."
"Recently, it just ain't been fun."
Sell your Tommys!
Call your Mommys!
Another "legend" swallowed his gun!๐โ๐
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Call went out: Pound the Ickle!
His retort? "it's just a tickle."
"Best run far!"
"Cuz I'm ๐DBR๐!"
"And I've gotcha in a Monster pickle!"๐โ๐
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Vishnu loved inactive's turfs.
He'd find and cap them 'round the earth.
"F the locals!"
"They're all yokels!"
He'd chuckle, full of mirth.๐โ๐
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The letter came from the AARP.
And it claimed, "If you're like me,"
"Life after 50,"
"Can be nifty!"
"Capping turfs while you still can see!"๐โ๐
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I front the rhymes, try to read the scene.
Ear to the ground for what I can glean.
New loot, upgrades,
Legends and old maids.
Forging stories from another's meme.๐โ๐
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I was Capo of this sweet lil town.
Until the day this noob came around.
Sought my advice,
Then, capped me thrice.
Had no choice, but to burn his @ss down.๐โ๐
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OTB just keeps on and on spittin' em
Out da rhymes, no there just ain't no quittin' him
He's fast with 'em too
Hell no he ain't thru!
Delivering hot limericks just on a whim! -
I said to myself, "What on earth?"
"H-Bomb ain't gots none ah my turfs!"
How can this be?
This ๐ซฮะะ๐ด deficiency?
How can he not see his own dearth?๐โ๐
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