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Many gangsters were not moved one pout.
When the blues singer's life was snuffed out.
Some feel no despair
When death's in the air.
Cold hearted cynics, no doubt. -
For certain mobsters Putz has much distain.
"There are gangsters who play with no brains."
"They ain't got the tools,
So they bust out the mules."
"Or buy henchies to stay in the game!"
💼🍹🔨 -
That noname player will learn
GD boasting is something to spurn.
If you've got an f-ing turf,
That's the coolest on earth.
Tell the world and your Capo will turn.
💼🍹🔨 -
The writer was in quite a spot.
On a day that was really quite hot.
As if a pinch of saltpeter
Had been applied to his meter.
Cuz nothing rhymes with Ikslopot!
💼🍹🔨 -
Salvation was heard to bemoan,
"You've rejected my ascension you gnomes!"
"I offered you grace,
And you spit in my face!"
Time to place Kelder back on the throne.
💼🍹🔨 -
iamcanadian🔨🔥💀 stopped putting lips to it.
"I've given up fags; I can do it!"
He posted with pride.
It 'twas not a bromide,
When he informed us all he had quit.
💼🍹🔨 -
OTB is on quite a roll
Today's lim'ricks are top of the poll
He spins out the rhyme
In mindbending time
And the humor, as ever, is droll -
The💀Filling had a big car wreck
His Subie probably saved his neck
The other guy hit him
Then his wife came t'git him
In a matching new Benz; what the heck?! -
Imagine being Flat Face's keyboard.
His pen ain't nothing like a sword.
When he starts a tappin'
Grammar and syntax go a nappin,
Until what's left is an indecipherable horde.
👊❕👍 -
I'm told being 🔫🌊🗻 once had it's perks.
Now it's down to 6 fools and a jerk.
Big Rob is okay,
But the man must be gay
To be a part of that 7-man circle jerk.
👊❕👍 -
OTB's a might fine feller
But some places in Texas are yeller
They said "Git 'him out
And we'll giv ya sum clout
A place in our clan for the expeller!"Well he took them up on their offer
But fools he does not lightly suffer
When they set up a V
He said "oh I see"
And left CEM at the altar -
Chuck иorris dropped turds at the airport
Not close enough, came the retort
Well, now he's pissed
His flight he has missed
Guess movies are the only иorris export -
There was once a TW girl from Leeds,
who tried to sell Vadan some beads,
he started to smile,
then quickly ran a mile,
coz he saw she was wearing tweeds!!! -
Icemanian had to go home,
coz he had no comb.
One thing was sure,
he ISNT a bore,
coz his head don't look like a. Dome! -
Icemanian's wife is looking at plans,
of whether having a wedding in Cannes!!
Ian's in shock,
he's looked at the frock,
and the wide is clapping her hands!! -
icemanian wrote:
Icemanian's wife is looking at plans,
of whether having a wedding in Cannes!!
Ian's in shock,
he's looked at the frock,
and the wide is clapping her hands!!"the wide" huh?
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'Tis the end of the road for cupcake
Who earned more than a trillion in take
He capped all in sight
Four thousand's not trite
His retirement is best for our sake! -
Doc Xray wrote:
icemanian wrote:
Icemanian's wife is looking at plans,
of whether having a wedding in Cannes!!
Ian's in shock,
he's looked at the frock,
and the wide is clapping her hands!!"the wide" huh?
I meant the wife lol
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Seems now I am among
Those who hear the drum.
It beats out war,
So much in store.
Who knows what is to come?
👊❕👍 -
Ya wanna rock, ya wanna roll.
Take da middle from da whole.
You might find da meat
Ain't so juicy sweet,
When your teeth strike da bone.
👊❕👍 -
ΘиэЂuмв฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
You're good with this shit OTB.Ya wanna rock, ya wanna roll.
Take da middle from da whole.
You might find da meat
Ain't so juicy sweet,
When your teeth strike da bone.
👊❕👍 -
Nick announced that he is gonna change the game.
Gave godfather a new name.
Some new weapons for the fight.
Some new cities now have flight.
Nick in the developers Hall of Fame? -
⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
TED! long time no see! How ya doing?😋That Ted player is me
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To Berlin, Germany I did fly
Unprovoked, cap me out they did try
Capped me down to just 2
Throwing Horse heads and shoes
I've returned to cap 545. -
I'm told that times are changing,
Melee, loot and Godfathers rearranging.
10 inf rule
Removed as a tool.
Does this mean more turfs will be 🔥flaming🔥?
👊❕👍 -
He don't look like Ashton Kutcher.
Dis dude I know ain't no looker.
But they whacked the Вдикэя
And pissed off this wanker.
So best beware of 🔫ΘмдяЂэ฿цтснэя🍴👊❕👍
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This player, Billy Da Kid.
Never once ran and hid.
Sheriff'd the town
When OTB weren't around.
All the best to him's what I bid!👊❕👍
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joezingg:) wrote:
Good? No he's phenomenal with this shit!ΘиэЂuмв฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
You're good with this shit OTB.Ya wanna rock, ya wanna roll.
Take da middle from da whole.
You might find da meat
Ain't so juicy sweet,
When your teeth strike da bone.
👊❕👍 -
ΘиэЂuмв฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
👏hah thanks👏This player, Billy Da Kid.
Never once ran and hid.
Sheriff'd the town
When OTB weren't around.
All the best to him's what I bid!👊❕👍
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Who is gonna bring the fight.
Not a function of black or white.
Subtle shades of gray.
Grays with out play.
Burning 🔥turfs🔥 provide first light.👊❕👍
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