ТW Limericks💼🍹🔨
Forums › General Discussion › ТW Limericks💼🍹🔨-
You two (👆) are very sweet
To read these was quite a treat
But I must confess
My limericks are a mess
And to y'all I take a backseat. -
I still must proclaim and repeat
OTB is the rhymer to beat
his limericks are quick
his word play is sick
To do them so oftens' some feat! -
Bella's a hot, sexy, mama
But beware starting any drama
She'll rip you to shreds
Tearing all of your threads
Without any help from Obama(nation) -
Tek's got a dirty sense of humor
No need to start a rumor
The guys on their knees
Beg and say please
For she wasn't at all a late bloomer. -
Shaggly says he wants a new friend
To delay what could be the end
Of his turfs abroad
But don't accuse him of fraud
Or against The Razor you'll fend -
People with 15000 k
Code punch the night away
Their fingers are mangled
Their devices are strangled
But boy, do they like to play! -
Holy fugly mugly said Ozark
Surely this must be a lark
He was surprised to know
Panties was capo
Of Mystic, the city, not park. -
This shit is so Tight....lol loving it!
-
"Mystic Panties?" I thought to myself.
Not something often found on a shelf.
Would it take many knocks
To open that box?
Wood the pain from the knocks make it swell?
💼🍹🔨 -
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα appeared like a dream.
Dancing next to a bedpost it seemed.
I thought, "For Heaven's sake,"
"Don't let me awake!"
Or the sheets I might have to clean.
💼🍹🔨 -
Mystery wrote:
15000k?!People with 15000 k
Code punch the night away
Their fingers are mangled
Their devices are strangled
But boy, do they like to play!
I wonder if I'll see the day
That's a lot of mob
Noobs will start to sob
When they get attacked they won't play. -
They located some members unknown.
From an app they found on a phone.
Their heads were bent;
Shoes dressed in cement.
Fishes ate everything but bone.
💼🍹🔨 -
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
That comment is not a rhyme.This shit is so Tight....lol loving it!
But we will forgive you, in time
Just when time you post
Even if it's a riposte
Please use the correct format next time. -
Some want this thread to stick
All started with a single limerick
Can OTB make it last
With rhymes oh so fast?
Well, it's all up to Nick! -
💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
So sexy! Lmao fukin luv it!ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα appeared like a dream.
Dancing next to a bedpost it seemed.
I thought, "For Heaven's sake,"
"Don't let me awake!"
Or the sheets I might have to clean.
💼🍹🔨 -
Murdoch was called to the bar
To give his account thus far
He said "I didn't know"
Their trust he did snow
Though a pie nearly gave him a scar -
Mr Baron wrote:
thats cuteThere is, in turf wars, a banker.
He has a very large hanker.
Capping people with a lot of influence,
Because of their imprudence.
They have no mob,
But when he strikes they sob.
Yes, our friend 💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 -
This twit took the bypass up to my town,
Looking for turf to cap to the ground.
But da crew in my hood
Laid down the wood.
Instead of dollars, this git got the pound.
💼🍹🔨 -
💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
This twit took the bypass up to my town,
Looking for turf to cap to the ground.
But da crew in my hood
Laid down the wood.
Instead of dollars, this git got the pound.
💼🍹🔨Classic!
-G -
Marky G stopped to ponder
Thoughts drawn from way off yonder.
Brown🎵Note changed the sub'
With talk of eating bugs.
Now, MG's mind is filed with utter wonder.
💼🍹🔨 -
Set up three Bagmen on a turf by the Mall.
Near my Distribution Center that rakes in a haul.
It's a sweet little abode
Where my Henchmen punch code.
Supervised by a UB who'll take the fall.
💼🍹🔨 -
Mystery's Capo of Walmart Super Center.
From coupons a company had sent her.
She'll charge the lowest price
When offering advice.
Always open as a Vendetta mentor.
💼🍹🔨 -
I sport an AR and a magnum.
Kevlar suits bought with AmEX platinum.
I sip espressos, not teas
When cleaning RPGs.
And use a chainsaw before I body-bag them.
💼🍹🔨 -
Ska Ranger ranted about DVLA:
"Seems I send them 20 forms a day!"
"I think it's wholly fucked,"
"That I can't license my truck."
"It grinds my gears!" is all he's got to say.
💼🍹🔨 -
Mr. H@VOC wants to lay down the law.
But Mr. Evil E won't hear it at all.
Two playmakers!
Throwin' haymakers!
Who'll be first to make the clarion call?
💼🍹🔨 -
The💀Filling has returned to the fold.
His style of play never grows old.
He'll bring hell on earth,
To your loot filled turf!
When they built this gangsta, they broke the mold!
💼🍹🔨 -
Wonka's wife got the Botox
To help her to walk; it's unorthodox
The vain do embrace
Its act on the face
So Saba thought "How bout my bollocks?" -
Paddy b, who winds you up?
That barky mad knee biter pup?
Or The Smoking Gun🚬🔫
He's on the level, son!
Got whine? Cuz you take the cup!
💼🍹🔨 -
Das Hyena has a style of play,
That consumes everything in his way.
He'll slash and he'll stab
But won't pick up the tab.
His diet requires others must pay.
💼🍹🔨 -
Turf Police's wife went into labor.
He passed the time with some mobster behavior.
Instead of watching the birth.
He spent hours capping turf.
Now he's got a newborn to savior.
💼🍹🔨
![[][]](https://turfwarsapp.com/img/app/ajax-forbutton.gif)
Purchase Respect Points NEW! · Support · Turf Map · Terms · Privacy
©2021 MeanFreePath LLC