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I think that Doc Xray's a yutz
He's confused on the meaning of putz.
I must impugn his keenness
It's definition includes penis
So wise up and stop being a schmuck.
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🐱Mama Tek, there are none better I'd bet,
Charm & charisma make 🎀 wet,
Filthy to the core,
& never a bore,
To the east coast I must get.You thought I'd use "whore", huh? ;)
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
I think that Doc Xray's a yutz
He's confused on the meaning of putz.
I must impugn his keenness
It's definition includes penis
So wise up and stop being a schmuck.
💼🍹🔨my sources were jewish and rude
they probably were also a prude
they told me that putz
were the female ruts
their correctness i falsely construed. -
Out of nowhere this lil crip appeared.
Posting threads that are really quite queer.
'Bout crips and bloods,
Like he was raised inna hud.
It's more likely the poser comes from Bel Aire.
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TΞ⊄HΠ❾₦∉ is the leader of the pack,
When it comes to bustin' rhymes n dishin' smack.
You can watch him on YouTube.,
Or hear the screams from all the nOObz
Whether cappin' turf or laying down the tracks.
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Reno🌵is the quintessential western dude.
He's a gentleman even when not in the mood.
Still, you best not piss him off,
Or you're gonna pay the cost.
In turf, protection, blood or attitude.
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The players say that killerchef's a dish
They all love his non-kosher knish.
Whether bedroom or the kitchen
When he's cooking it's so bitchin'
Cuz the mobster satisfies their every wish!
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
LOL, that's killer...thank you Sir!!Reno🌵is the quintessential western dude.
He's a gentleman even when not in the mood.
Still, you best not piss him off,
Or you're gonna pay the cost.
In turf, protection, blood or attitude.
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Something that's been bugging me;
In respect of the turf defence penalty;
If I'm on vacation;
And place turf at my location;
I'm still at risk of this defensive fee :( -
This week Shake-N-Bake reset.
And he claims that he has no regrets.
He's still soaking down suds
With his bros and his buds
Punching codes, though, is anyone's bet.
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The Taco asked this question of me:
"Is The Taco a delicacy?"
When this issue I ponder
My mind naturally wanders
To the Redundancy Dept. of Redundancy.
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My counsel was sought by a fool
Who had a thing for this chick at his school.
He was in quite a fix
Because of some pix
Posted on Facebook by some other tool.
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
My counsel was sought by a fool
Who had a thing for this chick at his school.
He was in quite a fix
Because of some pix
Posted on Facebook by some other tool.
💼🍹🔨Of the pictures a claim was built
While viewing some seed was spilt
"Oh no! You've got nerve!
No way I'm a perv!"
Yet protests often hide guilt -
Del Bosque got stiffed on a card.
The girl deflected his guard.
She took all his money
While smiling, "hi honey!"
And he left, poorer but hard. -
Doc Xray wrote:
Nice. Very nice💼🍹🔨Del Bosque got stiffed on a card.
The girl deflected his guard.
She took all his money
While smiling, "hi honey!"
And he left, poorer but hard. -
💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
Doc Xray wrote:
Nice. Very nice💼🍹🔨Del Bosque got stiffed on a card.
The girl deflected his guard.
She took all his money
While smiling, "hi honey!"
And he left, poorer but hard.High praise from the master! 😋
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Ozark announced a foreclosure
On those who play like a hoser
Failure to mob up
With turf that doth pile up
Will bring down the hammer, you poser🔨 -
Evil Empire played for a year
And all his in-LAWs did cheer
How long is that thread?!
'Twill go to his head
So, just man up and buy him a 🍺😜
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
School of Rendundancy School - that's awesome!The Taco asked this question of me:
"Is The Taco a delicacy?"
When this issue I ponder
My mind naturally wanders
To the Redundancy Dept. of Redundancy.
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Nick is the master creator
Of this great Turf Wars theater
You'll build and you'll hop
Too addicted to stop
Unless he deems you a cheater. -
Beauty is the girlfriend of nick
There's no doubt she is a chick
She's smart as a whip
But don't make her flip
Or the banhammer is the tool she'll pick. -
OTB's a man on a mission
Influence to mob's the condition
3:1 must be met
By even a vet
To avoid his capping rendition -
Purple Yoda says, "I want to know"
With his eyes lit up, all aglow
The Information they seek
Is Society at its peak
Meaning your mind full of more than just, "Yo." -
Mystery wrote:
Purple Yoda says, "I want to know"
With his eyes lit up, all aglow
The Information they seek
Is Society at its peak
Meaning your mind full of more than just, "Yo."Haha - good one! 👍👍
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Thanks Philly law for the all of the turf
So that H@VOC pins cover all of it's earth
Capped 400 first day
And to show I don't play
Capped 200 more to increase my net worth -
Doc Xray wrote:
Thanks! :)Mystery wrote:
Purple Yoda says, "I want to know"
With his eyes lit up, all aglow
The Information they seek
Is Society at its peak
Meaning your mind full of more than just, "Yo."Haha - good one! 👍👍
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H@VOC wrote:
👊❕👍Thanks Philly law for the all of the turf
So that H@VOC pins cover all of it's earth
Capped 400 first day
And to show I don't play
Capped 200 more to increase my net worth -
💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
That doesn't rhyme!I was wondering how much time would pass before Mystery posted a series of limericks. Well, the dam has burst, the flood is upon us and I for one am enjoying the swim!
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Poncacity Kid wrote:
💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
That doesn't rhyme!I was wondering how much time would pass before Mystery posted a series of limericks. Well, the dam has burst, the flood is upon us and I for one am enjoying the swim!
💼🍹🔨I was wondering how much time
It would take Mystery to bust inta rhyme.
Well, the dam has burst
But did not quench my thirst
For what may flow from her mind.
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From Texas there came a great Mystery
A chronicler of turf wars history
She'll help out the noobs
To be better than rubes
But beware her perspicacity!
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