ТW Limericks💼🍹🔨
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This post has become quite a thread!
In 5 lines there's so much to be said!
Did OTB know
How this topic would grow
Just from thoughts off the top of his head? -
The traditions of the GD forums
Were created to maintain decorum.
Do not post invite codes,
In this thread; now you know.
If you do it's cement shoes I'll be pourin' !
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Like the limerickal master blaster
No one spits em out any faster
each a tasty delight
and they're several per night
To keep the mood cheery and light. -
I posted this thread in the hope
That fun at each other we'd poke.
I did not make this call
To incite vitriol.
But to showcase the rhymes of you folks.
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Don't you see I was making a joke
A chance at fun I will aways poke
I did not intend
To offend you my friend
Ot start trouble with any other folk. -
Seems you succeeded at least in my view
A big belly laugh I've obtained from a few
Sarcasm for most
And a few you did roast
And you ticked off the likes of only one or two -
"Alliance! Alliance!" some bray.
"You must join a crew or you'll pay!"
Well, I fight on alone.
Though I have been known,
When asked, to join in the fray.
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A call went out to the crew.
A project for the doers to do.
One of our own
Caught between homes.
And up stepped more than a few.
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Nice to see NateDogg again.
Been a while since we've heard from him.
For those who don't know
Dude can throw down and mo'
As a fighter, a leader and friend.
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'Don Davido🔨🔥💀's gone under the knife.
For friends and family that causes strife.
The healers all rock,
The nurses and docs.
Hospital food, though, can cost you your life.
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Desperate to join an alliance
Belial forgot all about science.
He'll quickly see
That it's bad chemistry,
If he shows these chaps any defiance.
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
🔥✯Groucho✯🔥 flys about unrestrained.
Up among the clouds, on the main.
High octane fuel in his tank.
Looking for noobs he can spank.
Maybe he should try using a plane.
💼🍹🔨You brighten the lives of the battle weary and bring a smile to the faces all in tw land (except for the ₣ояэ¢losuяэ₫)!
Thanks for keeping it fresh and fun! Rock on OTB!
-Groucho ✈
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Docta Procta wrote:
Apparently the kids do the darndest things
A big ol laugh it brings
When silly little noobs ask for help
But then whine and yelp
When no plan they drew
For people who dont have a crew Cause there is no alliance button!I gave it my best shot
Limerick Fail
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Docta Procta wrote:
Look whoes talking "little noob"Apparently the kids do the darndest things
A big ol laugh it brings
When silly little noobs ask for help
But then whine and yelp
When no plan they drew
For people who dont have a crew Cause there is no alliance button!I gave it my best shot
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There once was a player named Procta
Who's name was some kind of butt docta
His turfs went ablaze
For his forum Cliches
With than rant bashing negros and gays -
Got tired of the noob dishing flack
So I dropped a clip into my AckAck.
Chambered a round
For a little throwdown.
Time to put some lead on the fasttrack.
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Docta Procta wrote:
I'm sure that was directed at meApparently the kids do the darndest things
A big ol laugh it brings
When silly little noobs ask for help
But then whine and yelp
When no plan they drew
For people who dont have a crew Cause there is no alliance button!I gave it my best shot
But I'm not that offended you see
I don't give a fuck
Your limerick sucks
And shows that your mind is low key -
Ꭲཡཇཇ།ཧ wrote:
Docta Procta wrote:
I'm sure that was directed at meApparently the kids do the darndest things
A big ol laugh it brings
When silly little noobs ask for help
But then whine and yelp
When no plan they drew
For people who dont have a crew Cause there is no alliance button!I gave it my best shot
But I'm not that offended you see
I don't give a fuck
Your limerick sucks
And shows that your mind is low key👏👏👏
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I dreamt my Tommys whispered in my ear.
"Cowboy up and set aside you fears."
"We'll give you all you need,
"Blasting .45acp."
"Lock and load; ₣ояэ¢lоsцяэ ₫ду is here!"
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There once was a man, ΘT฿.
Who had one thumb less than me.
Now he's a ฿дикэя
Who'll ₣ояэ¢losэ on you wanker!
Unless you keep your ratio below three! -
OTB is the man don't you see
He gives you these limericks for free
He's keeping it fun
And I, for one
Love his turf wars D.I.D. -
I have noticed some congrats threads
Small acheivements have gone to their heads
Like hitting Seven K
Or playing a year as of today
Start punching or capping instead! -
I cannot believe I just read
TW's 1,000th "Look at me" thread.
We all know Belial
Invented this style
Like all TW strategies, so he says!
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I'm told mama tek's harry potter
Is way much hairier than it oughta.
I say whip out a blade
And shave down that nave.
I'll volunteer if you need a spotter.
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An ode to TW's gangsta molls.
For women, ya all got some balls!
mama tek, Scarlett, Mrs. K G.
Bella, Femme Fatale, Mystery.
Sirens you are, one and all!
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Don't forget these bad-ass M'isses
They'll hunt you, slice you into stitches
Addi won't show you love
& You'll lose all turf to Bugs
They'll take your capo and steal your riches -
I thought that I made it quite clear.
The subject is limericks here.
If you ain't got da time
To bust out a rhyme
Then kick back an have a cold beer.🍺(Unless you're British, in which case a warm beer is okay too!)
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Look's like PL's still locked in the john.
I hope that nothing's gone wrong.
Sometimes when you stand
With your putz in your hand
It's like whistling a tune with no song.
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
Look's like PL's still locked in the john.
I hope that nothing's gone wrong.
Sometimes when you stand
With your putz in your hand
It's like whistling a tune with no song.
💼🍹🔨Locked in the john he may be
Playing pocket pool with his putzy
It's ironic that rhymes
With a dead foe of mine
Who can't post cause of Nick's ban decree -
Some think that my wit's full of glee.
But one rhyme's been impossible you see.
Can't write about nick
Cuz I fear that real quick
He'd drop the ban hammer on me.
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