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๐ผฮzะดัะบะัเธฟะดะธะบัั๐น wrote:
Lol nice. Big props on this one. Do one about baic?"Get a life!" Mr. Marbles bellowed.
That gangster is such a crass fellow.
A thread he did blast
Just to prove he's an ass.
Instead of whining, out he should mellow.
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That Chicken Dude claims to be smart.
And I'm told he's got a big heart.
But his mouth writes some checks
That his mob can't cash yet.
So he should give silence a start.
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I heard that the doctor is in.
And I admit that the news made me grin.
๐ฅUltra๐ฅ? La Piccolina?
Scarlettโค? Great to see ya.
Regardless of the moniker you spin!
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๐ผฮzะดัะบะัเธฟะดะธะบัั๐น wrote:
Thanks!I heard that the doctor is in.
And I admit that the news made me grin.
๐ฅUltra๐ฅ? La Piccolina?
Scarlettโค? Great to see ya.
Regardless of the moniker you spin!
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Attack me, Attack me I'm close!
On the General D forums I'll post.
I'll beg and I'll plea, "Spend your stamina on me!"
The latest Godfather to boast. -
Some call it b-a-i-c,
That's just too damn long for me.
Some like it quick, they'll call it bic.
But just like a cake, I call it baic. -
You gotta watch what you say.
In the GD forums these days.
Occupations, sarcasm,
Obscure thoughts and orgasms
Are still not off limits I pray.
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๐ผฮzะดัะบะัเธฟะดะธะบัั๐น wrote:
Not bad.๐That Chicken Dude claims to be smart.
And I'm told he's got a big heart.
But his mouth writes some checks
That his mob can't cash yet.
So he should give silence a start.
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๐ผฮzะดัะบะัเธฟะดะธะบัั๐น wrote:
Most people sling shit everyday,You gotta watch what you say.
In the GD forums these days.
Occupations, sarcasm,
Obscure thoughts and orgasms
Are still not off limits I pray.
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Things that are not needed to say,
They agree it was wrong,
They don't sing and song,
And tomorrow's another day. -
Poncacity Kid wrote:
NiceListen up if you are a noob,
And laugh at the word "boob"
Turf got capped, don't cry!
Mob up, give it a try!
Or next time they won't use lube! -
ChainedHunter, to defy convention,
Sought to hijack this thread for attention.
"It's all about me!"
He thought quite vainly.
As if trolling was his own invention.
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Ozark. Your a god.
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"I'm taking a break" players cry
When in fact it's a tactic and lie
All the stories they spin
While the money piles roll in
Buy them time to give war one more try -
Turf๐Warrior is no cupcake, man.
He pursues a fierce Batel plan.
He honors his wife,
And lives the good life.
Helping others as best as he can.
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ChainedHunter wrote:
๐ผฮzะดัะบะัเธฟะดะธะบัั๐น wrote:
A: not hijacking.ChainedHunter, to defy convention,
Sought to hijack this thread for attention.
"It's all about me!"
He thought quite vainly.
As if trolling was his own invention.
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B: not calling for attention. Why would I want attention from an asswipe like you?
C: not trolling, and you're deluding yourself if you think I claimed I invented trolling.Limerick Fail.
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ChainedHunter, I seriously doubt
Will ever figure it out.
Calling me an @sswipe
On a thread of this type
Makes you look like an immature lout.
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Ghetto Monstazz a punk on the rise.
Working hard for respect. I surmise.
Living true to his code,
While breaking the mold.
Crossing him I would not advise.
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๐ผฮzะดัะบะัเธฟะดะธะบัั๐น wrote:
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Ghetto Monstazz a punk on the rise.
Working hard for respect. I surmise.
Living true to his code,
While breaking the mold.
Crossing him I would not advise.
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While on mission glman was caught nappin'
All that proselytizing has enwrapped him.
Now, his IPod isn't going
So he has no way of knowing
If an opportunist his turf is a cappin'
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With 1,000 Capos add swagger's arising.
But, he does not like baking I'm surmising.
Kneading dough ain't his thing
He's got has no time for icing.
But cupcake's inf crown is on his horizon.
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๐ฅโฏGrouchoโฏ๐ฅ flys about unrestrained.
Up among the clouds, on the main.
High octane fuel in his tank.
Looking for noobs he can spank.
Maybe he should try using a plane.
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To the members of yawn, he's a God;
Fluffy, but a funny old sod,
So heed what I say;
As I say it this day;
Let's all vote Mr Big Cat for mod!! -
Some Bloke disrespected my cat.
Said they'd skin my Fur Ball for a hat.
I capped their turf with my Glocks
And renamed it "Litter Box,"
Now it's the place where 3 bagmen have shat!
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I was browsing on turf wars db
Punching some codes you see
I finished page one
After that I was done
And thought "man am I fucking lazy" -
Tweek wrote:
Encore!I was browsing on turf wars db
Punching some codes you see
I finished page one
After that I was done
And thought "man am I fucking lazy" -
If you put invite codes here then well,
I do hope that you will go to hell.
But punching gets hazy
And I'm kinda lazy
So could you guys please add LLL? -
Tweek wrote:
If you put invite codes here then well,
I do hope that you will go to hell.
But punching gets hazy
And I'm kinda lazy
So could you guys please add LLL?๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ
๐๐ฎ Hold it right there Tweek. Creative or not, you know the rules against invite code posting in the GD forum. Or did you conveniently forget. Maybe some time in the ER will jog your memory.๐ผ๐น๐จ
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I broke the forum rules har har har
Not to worry I didn't get far
That fight I did lose
OTB sent me shoes
And put my smart-ass in the ER. -
๐ผฮzะดัะบะัเธฟะดะธะบัั๐น wrote:
Tweek wrote:
If you put invite codes here then well,
I do hope that you will go to hell.
But punching gets hazy
And I'm kinda lazy
So could you guys please add LLL?๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ
๐๐ฎ Hold it right there Tweek. Creative or not, you know the rules against invite code posting in the GD forum. Or did you conveniently forget. Maybe some time in the ER will jog your memory.๐ผ๐น๐จ
He made it into a limerick
Which follows the rules quoth Nick
Now you messed up said rule
Consider yourself schooled
And next time don't be such a prick. -
[]D[][]V[][]Dโข wrote:
It appears that you also got shoes๐ผฮzะดัะบะัเธฟะดะธะบัั๐น wrote:
Tweek wrote:
If you put invite codes here then well,
I do hope that you will go to hell.
But punching gets hazy
And I'm kinda lazy
So could you guys please add LLL?๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ
๐๐ฎ Hold it right there Tweek. Creative or not, you know the rules against invite code posting in the GD forum. Or did you conveniently forget. Maybe some time in the ER will jog your memory.๐ผ๐น๐จ
He made it into a limerick
Which follows the rules quoth Nick
Now you messed up said rule
Consider yourself schooled
And next time don't be such a prick.
But this argument you did not lose.
Section I, rule 8
I'm on topic, I'm straight.
OTB, TOS should you choose...
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