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I like to punch code with abandon;
The correlation with mob growth is tandem;
So my advice to new players;
Ignore the nay sayers;
And just remember to always add random!! -
randombloke wrote:
I like to punch code with abandon;
The correlation with mob growth is tandem;
So my advice to new players;
Ignore the nay sayers;
And just remember to always add random!!Heeeeeyyyyy, I know what you did there!!! 😜
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randombloke wrote:
I like to punch code with abandon;
The correlation with mob growth is tandem;
So my advice to new players;
Ignore the nay sayers;
And just remember to always add random!!bravo! there you HAV a great lymerick.
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There once was a chap that I tried to cap but he was to far away. I started my hop and ready or not I was headed his way. I had a lot on my plate, got there too late, the fucker reset, how gay.
Hmmm should work on my cadence.
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Our father who arent in heaven
Shaggly be thy name
Thy kingdom come thine wish be done
By TWFC against all other
Give us this day our daily war
As we seek out those who sin against us
Lead us not into DBR but to deliver them a pasting
For thine is the kingdom the power and glory
Forever and ever
Shaggly Razors -
And yes b4 u all comment it's not strictly a Limerick
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"The Man" wrote:
What you gonna do about it??randombloke wrote:
I like to punch code with abandon;
The correlation with mob growth is tandem;
So my advice to new players;
Ignore the nay sayers;
And just remember to always add random!!Heeeeeyyyyy, I know what you did there!!! 😜
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randombloke wrote:
🚨🚨🚨🚑🚑🚑🏥🏥🚑🚑🚑🚨🚨🚨"The Man" wrote:
What you gonna do about it??randombloke wrote:
I like to punch code with abandon;
The correlation with mob growth is tandem;
So my advice to new players;
Ignore the nay sayers;
And just remember to always add random!!Heeeeeyyyyy, I know what you did there!!! 😜
🙋👮 Hold it right there bloke. Creative or not, you know the rules against invite code posting in the GD forum. Or did you conveniently forget. Maybe some time in the ER will jog your memory.
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Look at that guy franky,
His fingers are so manky,
He sits on his phone,
Like a dog with a bone,
And then he gets all cranky. -
CharlieSheen thinks that he's winning.
That's why he's sh!t-eating grinning.
But this poor, dumb rube
Like so many punk noobs
Through foreclosure, will soon see his inf thinning.
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wec claimed he was gonna quit.
He said it while throwing a fit.
Said he'd had it most fully
With some unnamed bully
Then decided to quit his quit snit.
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bazboffer was wondering why
Evolution was, by so many, denied.
It was hard to accept
That so many reject
A truth that's so clear and so spry.
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"The alliances have fizzled," said Dub.
And it pisses me off, that's the rub.
My only choice now to join
Is a crew from Des Moines
That's run by a noob who's a schlub.
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randombloke wrote:
"The Man" wrote:
What you gonna do about it??randombloke wrote:
I like to punch code with abandon;
The correlation with mob growth is tandem;
So my advice to new players;
Ignore the nay sayers;
And just remember to always add random!!Heeeeeyyyyy, I know what you did there!!! 😜
I added it, duh, you're already in my mob though. 😝
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Bella's an expert in massage;
A great bod and lovely visage;
But no disrespect;
With her and Mama Tek;
I'd love to trois à ménage! -
💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
Des moines reference! Hell yeah!"The alliances have fizzled," said Dub.
And it pisses me off, that's the rub.
My only choice now to join
Is a crew from Des Moines
That's run by a noob who's a schlub.
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⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Wat did u say Ted?Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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Yo where's the users name that made this thread
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A player named 🚶Rob🚶 once said,
"Where's the users name that made this thread?"
I don't mean to boast,
But it's on my first post.
Guess 🚶Rob🚶's taken too many shots to the head.
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A player named Ozark the Banker
Rhymed so much he developed a canker
On the tip of his tongue
Lives his quick-witted fun
He is truly a limerickal Gangster ! -
H@VOC the mobster is whack.
Seems he's always being attacked.
He cracked a few eggs,
When he vanquished the plague.
He just can't stop dishin' the smack.
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
I like your use of schlub...good one"The alliances have fizzled," said Dub.
And it pisses me off, that's the rub.
My only choice now to join
Is a crew from Des Moines
That's run by a noob who's a schlub.
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On Fridays messrine appears.
When sobriety is in arrears.
With thoughts so informed
That they take us by storm
If I could, I'd pay for the beers!🍻
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There once was a player named Pimp,
In life he walks with a limp
He was shot in the knee
But he thinks he's a G
and sits munching on popcorn shrimp. -
I know a turfer named BRIZZLEZ,
Who's interest in TW fizzled,
She really hates hoppin,
And doesn't like mobbin,
But runs missions with reckless abandon. -
I know both those 2 posters,^^
I've never been much of a boaster,
What you really must know,
Is I love them both so,
I won't ever pop em with roasters. -
Doc Xray wrote:
My favoritenixon placed turfs where he'd please
on rivers and lakes and the seas
'til nick wrote some code
all turfs on a road!
so nixon, he turned in his keys -
💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
Uh ohJim Dirt once was King of "the City."
But they cast him out; oh whatta pity.
Still, Jim's a good man.
Always quick with a plan.
Payback's a ытсн if you treated him shiђу.
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"Get a life!" Mr. Marbles bellowed.
That gangster is such a crass fellow.
A thread he did blast
Just to prove he's an ass.
Instead of whining, out he should mellow.
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The Taco🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
U know what I ssaid taco⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Wat did u say Ted?Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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