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ΘziЋэ฿дяяisтэя🔨 wrote:
👆👆Legends come and go I'm told
But rarely is their mark as bold
Inf was his thing
Our premier Capo king
Swagger's mettle truly is gold.🅾👎🅱
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$G-Money sang, 🎵"Shamalama!"🎵
From Tennessee to Alabama.
With Smoke Monster hopping,
The turfs all were popping.
'Twas a veritable Cap'arama!🅾👎🅱
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The question asked was what could be
in those pants of OTB
is it your mom
or an atom bomb
only a few lucky ladies will ever see -
🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 is under his bed.
Cuz $G-Money is up in his head.
His eyes are balling
His turfs are falling
And it's all cuz of what he said.🅾👎🅱
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I am told that Dead Eye Frankie
Has gotten a brand new hankie.
Looks like all of his fears
Have driven him to tears
While his turfs receive a spankie.🅾👎🅱
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The fear in their eyes brought him cheer.
He chilled them down like a cold beer.
But he's Flo$$in no more.
And who knows what's in store?
Now that Smoke Monster sea$on is here.🅾👎🅱
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Տhadow A͜ngel Ɗ.
Yep of course that's me
But I can't seem to pick
Because they say that I'm nick
And I can't chose who I'll be -
Why is the ban hammer falling?
Is it just cheats it is calling?
Is Support fair and true
Or is it staffed by rubes?
Barring some answers, it's galling.🅾👎🅱
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Poncacity Kid wrote:
BabahahahahaListen up if you are a noob,
And laugh at the word "boob"
Turf got capped, don't cry!
Mob up, give it a try!
Or next time they won't use lube! -
Doc Xray wrote:
There once was a poet of note
And we laughed at much that he wrote
When he happened to glance
Into the depths of his pants
What he said I'd rather not quote 😳✊
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Seems all of my friends are at war.
Off fighting to settle a score.
Those whom once were foes
Now are cast in the throes
Of a struggle that I abhor.🅾👎🅱
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He said we're to find some good weed.
Thing is, I didn't know we're in need.
Our prescription's unfilled
So our struggle's uphill
We're not even sure we'll succeed.🅾👎🅱
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Potato masher and chainsaw
I had one of each in each paw.
Steel toed shoes, Kevlar suit.
Locked and loaded bazook.
Time to throw down like an outlaw.🅾👎🅱
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Poncacity Kid wrote:
Haha nice one...Listen up if you are a noob,
And laugh at the word "boob"
Turf got capped, don't cry!
Mob up, give it a try!
Or next time they won't use lube! -
Ther once was a turfer, Big D
He had more mob than me.
He capped all my stuff,
I shut up and mobbed up
Now his turf's owned by me!7⃣1⃣😜🚌
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There once was a man from nantucket,
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin.
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it. -
👿Belial wrote:
Lol⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
It sure is TedThat Ted player is me
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ZRAYGO wrote:
😂😂😂😂There once was a girl named Bella
Who liked to go down on her fella
You must see
I wish it were me
But my wife says no way in hella -
There once was a man
Who drove in a band
He got me furious
The look on his face, when i came up to him, it was so hilarious
Now he drives a van -
There once were some rhymes they called limericks
Repeated by smart men and dimwits
They're easy to make
A real piece of cake
Until you get to the last line.
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This was a young Turfers named Sabasaul,
Couldn’t rely on his ring-piece at all,
When he sat on the loo,
It went slightly askew,
And splattered some shit on the wall. -
OTB's pants had so much room.
Now he looks in the mirror with such gloom.
He let in too many fat bitches,
And they tore the stitches.
Now he is known as Ol'TornBritches... -
There is a young Turfer named Sky
Whose support in the forums is high
Amongst all the skulduggery
She made a full recovery
And dropped by Turfs Wars to say Hi! -
Ultra is the Super Mom!
A Turf Wars phenomenon.
She's totally hot
And always on the spot.
Ain't she just the freakin' bomb?🅾👎🅱
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You're such a sap, turn off the tap.
Your voice is a pap that lacks the zap.
Strap on some poise
And drop the noise.
Don't run your yap, fight on the map.🅾👎🅱
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I think I've done this before
A lymrick spoke by Bruenor
Too long on the side
They insulted my pride
I found what the attack buttons for -
There once was a lad I wont name.
For capping, was known for his fame.
He tried to cap thee,
So I started a V,
And Bad News and I ended his game! -
There once was a person named clone
Mr Sarver wouldn't leave him alone
He mobbed up and fought
In home room he was tought
That mr Sarver sat right next to clone!(seriously though, I about had a hard attack when I heard his real name (friend told me his real name because they are friends too.)what are the odds?)
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A melee weapon in his hand
Glock .31 tucked in his waistband.
An old score he'll settle
Old as rusty metal.
The Union Boss' grows wan.🅾👎🅱
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There is a TW player with one thumb
who keeps it firmly lodged in his Bum
To the urge to remove it he will not succumb
Now his sphincter is as large as a plum
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