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Just playing along OTB, lol!!
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There once was a warrior named Havoc,
Who had a stunning idea in his attoc,
It was to retire--
In great style and attire--
Creating on all forums much traffoc! -
We are saddened great Havoc, By the idea in your attic,
For in your account on this game--
T'was not a spot of shame--
And of your turf we wish you had said, "Have at it!" -
⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Whose this "uncharted" you speak of🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Lol u funny it's uncharted⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
What? Did you say something Ted?Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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AHH. I remember the day this was created? Too bad I suck at Limericks.
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swamper wrote:
You know Ted has been inactive for like a year... He's not going to see this.⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Whose this "uncharted" you speak of🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Lol u funny it's uncharted⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
What? Did you say something Ted?Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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Carpenter wrote:
I miss Ted.swamper wrote:
You know Ted has been inactive for like a year... He's not going to see this.⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Whose this "uncharted" you speak of🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Lol u funny it's uncharted⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
What? Did you say something Ted?Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Who?!?! My grandfather??😃Carpenter wrote:
I miss Ted.swamper wrote:
You know Ted has been inactive for like a year... He's not going to see this.⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Whose this "uncharted" you speak of🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Lol u funny it's uncharted⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
What? Did you say something Ted?Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
😝😝😜😜😜😜😜Mr. Ikslopot called up the Doc.
Said, "I think I've contracted the rot."
"When I'm capping the noobs,"
"I feel sparks in my boobs."
"And a tingling deep in my crotch."
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Take care what you post in a thread.
Folks may misconstrue what you said.
What you write generally
Some will take personally.
Then dump a sh!t fit on your head.🅾👎🅱
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I took a stroll through a vineyard.
Where rain fell like tears off windward.
The grapes, they were sour
And lacked staying power
As though they were hollow inward.🅾👎🅱
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Love these master Limericks.
A pleasure to read this art form. -
The problem is your damned conceit.
It shows itself each time you bleat.
Not everyone's thoughts
Are about you. They're not.
Sometimes you're as thick as concrete!🅾👎🅱
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Don't be so obtuse,
It is of no use,
Your sniggering and bragging,
It just leaves me gagging,
Or is it just a ruse? -
Fat bastards now cover the map.
To avoid them you must be apt.
Because of their girth.
They travel the earth.
At a pace set by how fast they cap.🅾👎🅱
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There once was a man from Peru.
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up one night, and recieved such a fright.
That he found out his dream had come true.
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He'd argue and he'd fight,
Sometimes wrong,sometimes right,
Once on top of the pile,
Behold the erstwhile Belial,
For he once was full of might! -
There once was a player whose pants
Were enormous - he had a wide stance.
Though beloved for his wit
Turfers feared that he'd sit
On their holdings and squash them like ants.Love the limericks, OTB! I didn't see them the first time around so I'm very glad someone revived the thread.
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We're due another,
From the great OTB,
Don't you see?
It shouldn't be any bother,
For,like him, there is no other. -
Wow this week will be some fun
Double loot and the Bren gun
Some will bitch
But Nick gets rich
So pony up or get out done -
🅾👎🅱 from forums banned?
This result was not planned
His rhymes are sweet
They can't be beat
Bring him back by great demand -
I maybe new, like not knowing what to do
Been laying some turf, instead of wrestling my girth for all that I'm worth, in a Mcdonalds loo.
Ladies and gentlemen I bring to you, the McPoo -
....what the fuck
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Now that OTB is back
The GDF won't be so slack
He'll post in the forum
And he'll never bore 'em
Now he gets to flick Nicks ball sack -
★COVΛH★ wrote:
👏👏👏👏👏Now that OTB is back
The GDF won't be so slack
He'll post in the forum
And he'll never bore 'em
Now he gets to flick Nicks ball sack -
★COVΛH★ wrote:
lmaoNow that OTB is back
The GDF won't be so slack
He'll post in the forum
And he'll never bore 'em
Now he gets to flick Nicks ball sack -
★COVΛH★ wrote:
BeautifulNow that OTB is back
The GDF won't be so slack
He'll post in the forum
And he'll never bore 'em
Now he gets to flick Nicks ball sack -
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Why is the forum so negative, I wonder.
It's time to put those threads asunder.
Find the funny old threads,
Or make new ones instead.
This limerick is really a blunder!Wow, that was really awful! 😆
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⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Anybody else remember when he got named Ted😂Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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