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OTB, can it be you are master?
Your rhymes are like speed, only faster.
You notice a Meme
And arrive on the scene
To foreclose on that goddamn noob bastard. -
Emperor K nearly took a great fall.
Seems he was living his life in a pall.
Then he downloaded this app
To build turfs on a map
Now he's frontin' a smile for us all!
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Brown🎵Note we know is brain,
At times, though, he's forced to explain.
"I drop a post or a thread,"
"Cuz the thoughts in my head,"
"Require fresh air before dying."
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Sir talks alot was in a jam.
He posted a lie in his spam.
About a cop with a bage
And a smelly blond vag
Now his reputation is on the lam.
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🍀Leprechaun🍀 liked to guffaw.
'Twas a trait that he got from his Pa.
"He'd write me these letters."
"Everyone a bed-wetter!"
"And he'd always sing-off with, "Haha!"
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
You had me at smelly blonde vag.Sir talks alot was in a jam.
He posted a lie in his spam.
About a cop with a bage
And a smelly blond vag
Now his reputation is on the lam.
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
LMFAO!! Haha, thanks OTB💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
I just popped a funny-bonerCrackaMike always liked to ask questions.
He'd inquire, but not offer suggestions.
"Don't think me a freak,"
"Cuz it's knowledge I seek."
Turns out learning gives him an erection!
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Primo Loco got locked in the john.
He thought he was trapped until dawn.
So he posted a screed
In the hope he'd be freed.
And thus a legend was spawned.
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There once was a man named Itchy
Some accuse him of being quite bitchy
But they misunderstand
His comments off-hand
That cause them to be all twitchy. -
CrackaMike wrote:
Ciz that's not my nameGhetto Monstazz wrote:
These are funny Limericks, but why does Ted keep starting arguements with everyone in between them?⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Ted you so silly!🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Lol u funny it's uncharted⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
What? Did you say something Ted?Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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Ted stop all the chatter this thread is fun
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Jmac tends to Mama Tek's itch,
Even though TV didn't make her too rich.
Well now he's quit playing and I sure miss him saying,
"Peace out you punk-ass bitch. " -
TATTOO33 wrote:
Ted stop all the chatter this thread is fun
Classic ted! 😹
Keep em coming all, good stuff. ✊
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There once was a dude named spee'
Who wondered who else he could be
To change up the game
He edited his name
And then let his insanity roam free -
💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
Amen!Glman once was a troll
Posting all the time like an @sshole
He was seeking attention
But had no mob to mention
So what he got was a shoulder quite cold.
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messrine's a philosopher we know.
Don't call him an attention 'ho.
When Friday night comes
His threads are such fun
That we can't wait for Thursday to blow!
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Mystery's an authority on "V"s.
You can ask her advice if you please.
Just cover your @ss
If you happen to grasp
One of her 1 inf Capo cities.
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⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Oh is this Theadora? Your other personality?CrackaMike wrote:
Ciz that's not my nameGhetto Monstazz wrote:
These are funny Limericks, but why does Ted keep starting arguements with everyone in between them?⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Ted you so silly!🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Lol u funny it's uncharted⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
What? Did you say something Ted?Why can't anyone see that it says uncharted
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Children, children. This thread is about limericks, not some player who wasted 100 Don points on a name change, though well intended, that was very poorly executed.Please stop posting these mindless whiny towers of babble💼🍹🔨
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
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Children, children. This thread is about limericks, not some player who wasted 100 Don points on a name change, though well intended, that was very poorly executed.Please stop posting these mindless whiny towers of babble💼🍹🔨
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Officer Ashley was known to be racy.
Off-duty her dress often was lacy.
Due to the commotion.
She received a promotion.
A Detective, now she's called Dickless Tracy
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
Mystery's an authority on "V"s.
You can ask her advice if you please.
Just cover your @ss
If you happen to grasp
One of her 1 inf Capo cities.
💼🍹🔨Hahahaha, OMG so true! 😹
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There was a guy named Hacksaw;
Although a gent he did have a flaw;
Your turf he would cap;
And if you complained, he would rap;
You... Right in the jaw👊 -
There once was a player called Smasher;
Give him any lip and he'd bash ya;
He gave up the game;
Realised RL was lame;
And is now a TW flasher 🍆 -
Mr Big Cat is a player who likes panto;
Also loves his pillow;
He left his alliance;
Stood against bakers in defiance;
And now his name is El Gato -
nixon placed turfs where he'd please
on rivers and lakes and the seas
'til nick wrote some code
all turfs on a road!
so nixon, he turned in his keys -
The Man is quite the diplomat.
Not one to sit still or sit pat.
He travels the earth,
Kicking ass, planting turf.
To his style I must tip my hat.
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!!NIGHT!! Left the game in a flurry
If he came back would we all scurry
He just updated a thread
The one we all read
To reclaim his throne in a hurry -
'The Man' is a player whose temper's not short;
He's known for his witty retort;
Alas nick changed the game;
'The Man' then complained;
And said 'nick...please no more airports!' -
The top player was called MoMo;
Don't get near for she has B.O.;
TWFC capped all her turf;
She has no more mirth;
And hark she had no choice but to go 👉
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