The TW home.
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I pictured some of the members as furniture.
Mr.Big Cat is the moggy of the house of courae and has the free reign of the abode.Havoc is the big 100 inch LED tv.Travdog is the guard dog.Muggers is pictured as the reinforced steel bars of the house(jail!).Knight is the remote whereas Otb is the wall to wall carpeting.Bad Bean is the radio on the glitch and RaiKou is the lamp that could flicker on and off as it pleases.Mystery an oil painting and Saelo a collector's urn.Moshpit is a shotgun and Free Mason the rather large tome on the shelf.Greenmanxplile is a DVD collection of the off-beat and Vadan a faded photograph of bygone times.Place Tweek's photo alongside that!Grimm is the heavy and comforting mug of Tea and Hyena a compendium of rules. Turfa is a notebook and Aubergine a basket of fruit.Funky Buffalo is the peeling wallpaper that exposes some dirty jokes while Kilgore is represented by the main armchair. -
Badsmurf is ashtray and IamCanadian a coffee table.Speeding along,we encounter Turflord who is a starwars figurine beside Demacia the Elephant stump used for umbrellas.
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Poor Demacia. 😂
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The Bus is shown as the keys of the gaff and NewfieBullet is the ashtray full of pretzels.
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Interesting...
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I don't know what to say...except DuMee!!!!
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Primo Loco is to be the toilet and Rudguicus sits plop in it. Charlie Siega is the notice board and View Bleed us shown as friendly house rat.
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Mr Doom would be the bluebottle banging against the window beside the faded Cherry coke can.
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HA. This is great!
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vishbume wrote:
View Bleed 😂😂😂Primo Loco is to be the toilet and Rudguicus sits plop in it. Charlie Siega is the notice board and View Bleed us shown as friendly house rat.
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Petinc is the 8ball that gets the odd shake.Pasta Kid as the box of tissues for any orifice emergency and Fachan as the solid oak front door.
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T Dawg is the chattering old neighbour with his mug pressed against the window spouting something about PAX his eyes are shredded by the playful acts of Big Cat.This continues until you close the blind who is Ramb.
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There's a knock knock at the door but you try to ignore it as you settle your haunches down on the Lawrence cushion.
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Lol nicely done.
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Mrs.G is the bookmark and Das some dangerous meds lying around near the tv!
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vishbume wrote:
Hahahaha!Mrs.G is the bookmark and Das some dangerous meds lying around near the tv!
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Vinny is the Voice of reason in your head and Sir Talk A Lot the comforting slippers.BellaItaliana is hidden behind the sofa as a magazine to oogle at later and the Assassin and his doppelgänger are mosquitos awaiting their moment to bite.
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
👍HA. This is great!
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Quite the charming read, sir...I wonder what my own person would be...Hmmm...
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Can I be the fireplace? 8D
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A glitchy radio is still entertaining as hell I say. It's like a free DJ service
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vishbume wrote:
Can I be the sound of Vinny's voice of reason?Vinny is the Voice of reason in your head and Sir Talk A Lot the comforting slippers.BellaItaliana is hidden behind the sofa as a magazine to oogle at later and the Assassin and his doppelgänger are mosquitos awaiting their moment to bite.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
I give permission. 😳😂vishbume wrote:
Can I be the sound of Vinny's voice of reason?Vinny is the Voice of reason in your head and Sir Talk A Lot the comforting slippers.BellaItaliana is hidden behind the sofa as a magazine to oogle at later and the Assassin and his doppelgänger are mosquitos awaiting their moment to bite.
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Icefire is the lava lamp teetering on the Johnny-O red marbled mantelpiece with fire streaks painted on it. The Baron Von Fritz is the lingering smell of that expensive sauerkraut you spewed up a few nights before.Morgan Freeman is that self-help cd that has a hidden filthy joke track.Viper,the ivory tipped cane with dried in blood, leans against the Swagger fridge full of candies and sweet meats.
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Bruenor is a trophy wig axed that was torn off its owner by one mighty swipe of an axe.... Well actually the it fell down the Mickey Dunn chimney as a bird was using it for bedding.A gilt nail clippers carries the name Superyan.Taz is a huge hi-fi system with lots of lights on it.Pr3zzy is a transistor radio dominated by a huge ungainly knob....spilt coffee drips out of its battery slot.
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Vishbume, you scare me... My wife is always saying I am Mr Rules, or calling me the policeman...
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
You can be the one that's take the piss out of people that can't spell rightQuite the charming read, sir...I wonder what my own person would be...Hmmm...
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Vish, are you messrine's relative?
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I may be gone, but View Bleed lives on!vishbume wrote:
View Bleed 😂😂😂Primo Loco is to be the toilet and Rudguicus sits plop in it. Charlie Siega is the notice board and View Bleed us shown as friendly house rat.
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Whette Fartze for the obvious that spurs visitors to bouts of vomiting.The owner is immune and probably blissfully unaware or is an uncouth sadistic prick!
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WhillBilly as the 27 string guitar,of course, and the parrot that randomly spouts crap is
dr death316 ( add any asshole's name here).The lamp gives it the odd charge or two.Obsidian is the exotically crafted goblet that was fashioned from a ferret's head.
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