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vishbume wrote:
I'm not quite sure I understand this sentence... :PBruenor is a trophy wig axed that was torn off its owner by one mighty swipe of an axe.....
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Do me! Wher am i in th TW home!
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SkyTheLimit is a beautiful crystal vase the catches the rare bands of light that stray into the home.Intricate and beautifully crafted by expert hands,it holds the only flowers in the four walls :) hard to believe that it bludgeoned many a hard head turning them to mush. ;)
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YAY!!! Thank yu vishbume! Im prety in th home💗
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An my speshlty is mush hed soop! WIZZOO
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vishbume wrote:
😉 Ahhh, you know me to well 😘🔰🌹Add GODESS🌹🔰 wrote:
A beautiful warbling chime that easily turns to threats if the bell is rubbed too much! xxvishbume wrote:
Godess,the doorbell rings and it's Nick the rent collector as it is his house.Agirls opens her letterbox to let you peek out and RaiKou turns off the light quickly but Nick knows you're inside.Even Belial the welcoming mat can't convince him you're not despite his insightful arguments.
I don't do normal 😄
So I hope I sing a beautiful song to welcome our unwanted Guest 😉😘 -
☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
And a wild Dumee makes an appearance!Me please😁
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A vial of scutter-green unctuous stinking ooze distilled from the soapy water of a drunken vagabond's bollox stands by the bathroom sink.The source of this noxious foul smelling stuff is Lego who was cast out by his TW betters.Glitter was glued liberally to his testicles to have him as a marked member of the public.Eau de toilet-pour it home graces its label.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I didnt either.vishbume wrote:
I'm not quite sure I understand this sentence... :PBruenor is a trophy wig axed that was torn off its owner by one mighty swipe of an axe.....
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Sgt Mayday wrote:
All me to rephrase. Bruenor is a wig ( genuine horsehair don't you know) that was shorn from its previous owner by you swinging an axe.......A head with all its hair was feasting on a kebab and making sucking and swallowing sounds,rarely coming up for air.Morsels were hardly chewed and went down almost complete into the diner's gullet.The loud licking of the fingers was too much for you and you swung the axe at the hairy cranium.That was the day you lost your post at Bobby's Burger Bar.(You always preferred Beef Burger Boy anyway!).Now we have Bruenor the wig at home.🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I didnt either.vishbume wrote:
I'm not quite sure I understand this sentence... :PBruenor is a trophy wig axed that was torn off its owner by one mighty swipe of an axe.....
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Unit7890 is the toaster that can be set to stun or kill. One has to remember to make sure it is on the toaster setting at brekkie time,especially after a wild night. Your brow still furrows as you recall blowing the face off your adopted grandma and then you chuckle as you see once again how her delighted face turned , in a split second, from joy to a rictus.She is okay now but she has a permanent smile on her stretched head the size of a melon slice.
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Tommy Karate P is a shrunken head on a stick with a rat's tail loosely stitched onto the back of it. The hair is spiky and sports stained paper lozenges The eyelids have been sewn open and the mouth has been stretched wide.The nose seems rubber and flattened possibly due to its use as a toilet brush.Its open maw serves as an excellent collector for the turds that don't flush down....the maw's serrated teeth gnash at them causing their backs to be broken,so to speak.The face seems to almost object... Ha... If only it could speak.What shit it would spout!
RRpocket is a model WWI battleship that you take to the local lake to watch it fire broadsides at other sail boats.It came with a remote control but does as it pleases. -
Stoffel is a badly minted plastic circus chip ,(famous for its bearded knob act), that you use to scrape dog shit off your boots.
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See that huge Bottle of sauce in the kitchen? Yeah, the one with the Sauce Boss label on it.Flavours change according to how one opens the sauce-Clockwise,anti-clockwise,shaking,spinning,standing on one leg,etc. Those with different tastes agree that is of premium quality and those that experienced a sourness have long since been used as fertilizer and mulch in the garden.
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We go upstairs to find Missy Jane the bedside table.There is rather large drawer full of an assortment of weapons and a blind-fold to block out the daylight for here codes are punched in at an amazing, blinding rate during the night hours.Over 55,000!!! And climbing.Day light signals an hour of sleep and then it's off to work.
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Just have to comment on something of note I just saw. A stray female cat was shooed out of the house a short while ago.Mr.Big Cat had such a look of contentment that it could only mean one thing. The rascal had had a blowjob,bless him. So, a steak is being prepared as you read this.
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Well, he did ask who else wanted to be done...☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
And a wild Dumee makes an appearance!Me please😁
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☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
I had asked who else was to be done.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Well, he did ask who else wanted to be done...☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
And a wild Dumee makes an appearance!Me please😁
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Sitting within easy hands reach we find Keyser Soze, the massive Fly swat made of titanium and with an oak handle. The veins in your arms bulge and pop and you curse the intruder for having made you attempt to lift this 200 kilo swatter.It's a living hell trying to lift it at all.But the pest is long gone through simple fear.
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CrazyRedNeck is the trapdoor situated under the Stool in the kitchen where many an unfortunate has been swallowed up.One visitor had the habit of picking his nose and focusing on the yield.Then these "harvested" gems were casually rolled under the table. You tried to get the visitor to sit down on the stool but with little success.Curious thing was that the trap-door moved itself across the floor and down went guest,snot and all!
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The Dunns are seen as a plague of ants that number in their thousands and thousands.You are too afraid to fumigate the house as you once saw them moving some furniture around effortlessly. You followed an ant scout once and it led you to an earth mountain in your backyard that casts a mighty shadow!
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vishbume wrote:
Chips=fat frenchie fries!
😂
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"The Man" wrote:
Haha, I enjoyed this one. Be careful what you wish for. Lol☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
vishbume wrote:
Wtf man 😒😒☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Ronin is a half eaten discarded chip sandwich from a drinking session.The remnants now swishing and lording it with Gorilla finger or turtle head if you prefer.He will surely soak up your booze.The sandwich seems to be growing in size and will probably be consumed after the next dose of the shits.Me please😁
Haha!!!
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The oil painting:
Standing amongst all the furniture,a sumptuously dressed woman stares out at the viewer.She holds an iPod in one hand and pointing to it with the other.
The lighting on the woman and her pose direct our eyes to the lower left of the canvas.Here is a code list written in a fine hand that a graphologist could tell you comes from a wise, balanced and deep person.The parapet lying deep in shadow alludes to strength with its pennant a representation of virtue.Fellow turfers,I present you Mystery. -
vishbume wrote:
The perfect description, she could be nothing else but a modern Mona Lisa...The oil painting:
Standing amongst all the furniture,a sumptuously dressed woman stares out at the viewer.She holds an iPod in one hand and pointing to it with the other.
The lighting on the woman and her pose direct our eyes to the lower left of the canvas.Here is a code list written in a fine hand that a graphologist could tell you comes from a wise, balanced and deep person.The parapet lying deep in shadow alludes to strength with its pennant a representation of virtue.Fellow turfers,I present you Mystery. -
Bwahaha, I just read this... And I'm a stolen earring... 😝
Hyena wrote:
vishbume wrote:
I hate parrots, can we feed him to the cat? (sorry Mr BC)WhillBilly as the 27 string guitar,of course, and the parrot that randomly spouts crap is
dr death316 ( add any asshole's name here).The lamp gives it the odd charge or two.Obsidian is the exotically crafted goblet that was fashioned from a ferret's head.😱😱😱 You hate parrots?! I have a parrot!!! (Two, with my brother's...) 😲😲😲 His name is Elliot, and he's beautiful... 😭😱😲
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
But not this parrot :)Bwahaha, I just read this... And I'm a stolen earring... 😝
Hyena wrote:
vishbume wrote:
I hate parrots, can we feed him to the cat? (sorry Mr BC)WhillBilly as the 27 string guitar,of course, and the parrot that randomly spouts crap is
dr death316 ( add any asshole's name here).The lamp gives it the odd charge or two.Obsidian is the exotically crafted goblet that was fashioned from a ferret's head.😱😱😱 You hate parrots?! I have a parrot!!! (Two, with my brother's...) 😲😲😲 His name is Elliot, and he's beautiful... 😭😱😲
The earring is worth a pretty penny and the quest to get the other is of the upmost importance. xx -
vishbume wrote:
Ooh, I have a buddy? 😃SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
But not this parrot :)Bwahaha, I just read this... And I'm a stolen earring... 😝
Hyena wrote:
vishbume wrote:
I hate parrots, can we feed him to the cat? (sorry Mr BC)WhillBilly as the 27 string guitar,of course, and the parrot that randomly spouts crap is
dr death316 ( add any asshole's name here).The lamp gives it the odd charge or two.Obsidian is the exotically crafted goblet that was fashioned from a ferret's head.😱😱😱 You hate parrots?! I have a parrot!!! (Two, with my brother's...) 😲😲😲 His name is Elliot, and he's beautiful... 😭😱😲
The earring is worth a pretty penny and the quest to get the other is of the upmost importance. xx -
vishbume wrote:
Mrs.G is the bookmark
Gee I thought I would be more interesting than a bookmark.
Anyhow, what about my better half?
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Mrs.G the bookmark is a rare embossed leather one taken from wth frills.The leather comes from her biggest turf conquest and the frills from the scalp of the self same victim.She marks the pages of Mr.G and dictates where he should read and take notes from.Mr.G is a huge coffee table book on "Unique,fun ways to torture and how to comport oneself in the home".
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