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RaiKou the lamp can blow a bulb are flashing brightly or cast a mellow light onto the room that makes even the budgie attractive.She is made of driftwood and green beer bottle glass with base of genuine kestrel talons and all this capped by baubles obtained from a chandelier found in a palace.
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vishbume wrote:
Godess,the doorbell rings and it's Nick the rent collector as it is his house.Agirls opens her letterbox to let you peek out and RaiKou turns off the light quickly but Nick knows you're inside.Even Belial the welcoming mat can't convince him you're not despite his insightful arguments.
I don't do normal 😄
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Kilgore the armchair smells of pipe smoke and is lined with lots of hidden pouches.Rum and the like can be found in them...for the Cat!
Superyan the curtains. She loans a certain decency to the home though the moths have given her the odd nibble.She has also been known to suddenly open as you are jacking off whilst looking at the cute girl across the road.A quick wipe with the curtain offers some revenge. -
RandonBloke is the ceiling fan that seems to spin down on your skull at any given moment.It doesn't give warning and ignores completely the threats of your trembling outraged hand on the switch.It's too good to change though as they don't make 'em like that anymore....thank God!
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🔰🌹Add GODESS🌹🔰 wrote:
A beautiful warbling chime that easily turns to threats if the bell is rubbed too much! xxvishbume wrote:
Godess,the doorbell rings and it's Nick the rent collector as it is his house.Agirls opens her letterbox to let you peek out and RaiKou turns off the light quickly but Nick knows you're inside.Even Belial the welcoming mat can't convince him you're not despite his insightful arguments.
I don't do normal 😄
So I hope I sing a beautiful song to welcome our unwanted Guest 😉😘 -
Me please😁
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☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Ronin is a half eaten discarded chip sandwich from a drinking session.The remnants now swishing and lording it with Gorilla finger or turtle head if you prefer.He will surely soak up your booze.The sandwich seems to be growing in size and will probably be consumed after the next dose of the shits.Me please😁
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vishbume wrote:
Wtf man 😒😒☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Ronin is a half eaten discarded chip sandwich from a drinking session.The remnants now swishing and lording it with Gorilla finger or turtle head if you prefer.He will surely soak up your booze.The sandwich seems to be growing in size and will probably be consumed after the next dose of the shits.Me please😁
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Darkflame lies snugly in his snot form on a paisley designed tissue. You'll examine it and its seemingly pulsating veins and probably poke it with the cocktail stick only to fuck it into the fire and enjoy hearing that hockler sizzle.
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☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
This is good news man! Read between the lines... You my friend offer sustenance and are a growing sandwich aka player. You have been spotted by our talent agents so lets have a little emoji happy face,eh?vishbume wrote:
Wtf man 😒😒☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Ronin is a half eaten discarded chip sandwich from a drinking session.The remnants now swishing and lording it with Gorilla finger or turtle head if you prefer.He will surely soak up your booze.The sandwich seems to be growing in size and will probably be consumed after the next dose of the shits.Me please😁
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vishbume wrote:
Wait what exactly I chip sandwich?☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
This is good news man! Read between the lines... You my friend offer sustenance and are a growing sandwich aka player. You have been spotted by our talent agents so lets have a little emoji happy face,eh?vishbume wrote:
Wtf man 😒😒☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Ronin is a half eaten discarded chip sandwich from a drinking session.The remnants now swishing and lording it with Gorilla finger or turtle head if you prefer.He will surely soak up your booze.The sandwich seems to be growing in size and will probably be consumed after the next dose of the shits.Me please😁
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Chips=fat frenchie fries!
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Yea I guess that's good 😁
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I think I love you.
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Thejokemonster is the scrappings of an ol'lads cod piece that you had bought in a curiosity shop. You were led to believe the cod piece came from Einstein or Brad Pitt ( can't remember now) but found out it had come from the rather large appendaged old man who always seems to spot you as Superyan springs open.His codpiece is full of mature jelly.
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
I know I love you :) xI think I love you.
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☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
There's a half smile... Let's have the big 'in out for the lads,eh? The smile of course.Yea I guess that's good 😁
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vishbume wrote:
Let's not push anything lol it's very rare for me to give out a full smile 😏😏☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
There's a half smile... Let's have the big 'in out for the lads,eh? The smile of course.Yea I guess that's good 😁
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The Reaper is a large machine mounted onto the wall in the sitting room.Its glowing blue bars sound now and again marking the passing of another fly.But this machine also cracks out a serious killing and maiming charge.On occasion a bar may 'slip' out causing many a milkman and paperboy to experience a snappy fizzle with awe..........................awe fuck!
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Zoom is a large Innocuous roll of bubble-wrap( the big bubble type).Only on taking a closer glance do you see the dessicated form of Troggy who wheezes yet but he does seem to be enjoying the experience for is that not a smile on his face or be it a rictus?
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The Baron is a grandfather clock that's has a lugar instead of a Cuckoo. It keeps terrible time and can go off at any minute but it intimidates you enough that all thoughts of a new clock are quickly quashed.
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Johnny Cage is written on the high power telescope so you can view and admire the celestial heavens at night.Nebulae, Star clusters and far away galaxies...peaceful and moving....yet frightening to imagine yourself as.... Oh wait! I can see the neighbour's snatch through this.
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UnknownAssassin is the old sword that shines in the lamp light of RaiKou. It sits there but if someone breaks into the house, it floats up and flys at the robber. They hear the woosh sound and the UA sword keeps going after him and flys over Beliel the welcoming mat that yells, "I told you robbing the place was a bad idea but NO! You had to argue that I was wrong! Look at how that turned out!"
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Grimm, the cup is heavy, very heavy and serves excellently in brow beating.Used as a deterrent against the house trolls that appear at the edge of your vision nibbling at discarded jocks and the like.The cup is notable for the lack of its spigot which was thrust up a trolls mudflap;bleeding it of diarrhea that gushed and finally trickled with its thrashing grow weaker all the while amidst feeble invective.The spigot was prudently not used again but the cup now looks seasoned and serves a damn good tea at that! Hyena,that heavy book of rules with its litany of infractions and admonishments flattens and squashes the pesky trolls quickly.The book is a wonderment of knowledge and even tells you how one should squat!Regulary quoted from;it serves as a Turf Wars bible of sorts.... "under section Vendetta,subsection 3bis ....etc".
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Turf Warrior is the turbo power hover that has huge capacity and blades on its wheels to scuff at visitors ankles.As well as titanic suck power it could as easily vomit its content of stam over the unaware guest.Resembles a chariot-tank hybrid.
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And then riotcontrol is.....
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YOU is a greeting card on the mantelpiece that appeals for help and is signed by a firm hand.
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Riotcontrol is a pot with cremated ashes within.The odd chewing gum and ciggie have taken lodging within.An excellent weapon to have blown into curious eyes.Kept by the letterbox and valued.
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vishbume wrote:
Awsome 😹😲😹😲😹😲😹😲Riotcontrol is a pot with cremated ashes within.The odd chewing gum and ciggie have taken lodging within.An excellent weapon to have blown into curious eyes.Kept by the letterbox and valued.
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Anarchist is a whistle with flag attached that you blow on to show displeasure.Its shrill piercing burst can silence all.its fun to watch your spittle spurt out of it and spray people's grub.Lucky Charms is tied to your belt and is in the guise of a rabid foot.You had it removed off some nutjob.A lucky talisman.
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