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Hillbilly is a side table used to prop up the frequent servings of crab.The table is extremely handsome with three legs carved to represent griffins and all rendered in polished dark wood.The surfaced is scratched with obscene scribblings of loose braggadocio which belie the craftsmanship of the piece.
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Ojibwe is a curio from some distant place. It is figure that walks on spoked wheels carrying a flail in one hand and a balance in the other.Visitors guess at its significance and there are a hundred different aphorisms as to its nature.It is kept dusted and sitting in a prominent place both from fear of not doing so and to invite appreciation.
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Hell, why not tag in on this? Dumee
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Hahaha! This is great! I've always loved these types of threads. Never been recognizable enough to be in these. Great read, though!
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🌃lucky#⃣17🎆 wrote:
i like your attitude.Hahaha! This is great! I've always loved these types of threads. Never been recognizable enough to be in these. Great read, though!
vish, if you find time in your busy schedule to right one about this man, i'd be very grateful. -
Mr. Legoman wrote:
Collected by some long gone Grandfather in the Victorian age,we see what looks like a stag beetle transfixed by a blue-tipped pin.It has the beetle's head but this is attached to the body of a lesser-spotted tit by a length of viridian green thread which has come undone.Written below it, in spidery script, one can read :"The Flying Stagnatitium",by a Mr.Charles Legoman.One can only assume that the grandfather was a trickster and sought to make a name for himself with such a discovery.Hell, why not tag in on this? Dumee
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🌃lucky#⃣17🎆 wrote:
Ah,lucky house for here be the recipe book for all things tasty and good. I shall open the book at random.... Mmmm... Yes,here we are. "Into a 15 gallon vat,pour the pressings of spring grass,then add a gallon of brow-sweat slurry,and a pound of treacle extracted from ingested food. Sprinkle liberally lanced boil extract.Add just a pinch of bile for bite.Stir and bring to the boil and allow to simmer overnight.Strain and allow to fester. Perfect for unwelcome guests and bum rash".Hahaha! This is great! I've always loved these types of threads. Never been recognizable enough to be in these. Great read, though!
This is a very good addition to the house indeed. Might I suggest some grave-wax,or adipocere if you prefer, to give added substance? -
Oh hai I remember this thread. Still very lulzworthy now.
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8 months, and I'm still trying to asses and decode what you said about me.
😁 Hahaha no, I don't want you to resay it, I'll figure it out.👍 On the new additions
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