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"The Man" wrote:
Way too heavy to move and the penalty on not cleaning it is too terrible to write.vishbume wrote:
The Man is a spotless trophy that is regularly shined and boasts an amazing plaque and wins.
LOL, nice. 😂
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Warrior is the gas heater on wheels that makes you feel the house has a poltergeist for it moves around at will scorching, warming and burning stuff around the abode.Some claim it to blow cold air and it has even been spotted upstairs! The house vermin complain of the furnace like conditions but are met with amused looks from the household.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Not all parrots, just this particular one. The vile language that spewed from his beak would be so toxic as to scar anything it came in contact with. The only good place for this parrot is a solid cement block at the bottom of the ocean.Bwahaha, I just read this... And I'm a stolen earring... 😝
Hyena wrote:
vishbume wrote:
I hate parrots, can we feed him to the cat? (sorry Mr BC)WhillBilly as the 27 string guitar,of course, and the parrot that randomly spouts crap is
dr death316 ( add any asshole's name here).The lamp gives it the odd charge or two.Obsidian is the exotically crafted goblet that was fashioned from a ferret's head.😱😱😱 You hate parrots?! I have a parrot!!! (Two, with my brother's...) 😲😲😲 His name is Elliot, and he's beautiful... 😭😱😲
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vishbume wrote:
I mean I would have much rather had been a painting of a samurai on the wall *cough* *cough* *hint* *hint*"The Man" wrote:
Haha, I enjoyed this one. Be careful what you wish for. Lol☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
vishbume wrote:
Wtf man 😒😒☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Ronin is a half eaten discarded chip sandwich from a drinking session.The remnants now swishing and lording it with Gorilla finger or turtle head if you prefer.He will surely soak up your booze.The sandwich seems to be growing in size and will probably be consumed after the next dose of the shits.Me please😁
Haha!!!
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☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
One gets to be what Vishbume sees him/her as based on Vishbume's interactions, and viewing your threads and posts. The Samurai Painting would need to be for someone of great fighting ability who has shown great loyalty to a group at personal costs in turf, areas of influence and money.vishbume wrote:
I mean I would have much rather had been a painting of a samurai on the wall *cough* *cough* *hint* *hint*"The Man" wrote:
Haha, I enjoyed this one. Be careful what you wish for. Lol☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
vishbume wrote:
✂☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
✂Me please😁
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Thanks Hyena buddy.
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Mr.mooby is represented as a jam jar of arse drippings with dissolving cigarette butts.You suspect the parrot of having smuggled it in and must rid the house of it presently.
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Rjgore is the stuffed spider monkey that was done by an amateur.Its piebald face is the colour of raw potato and its nethers are rotting away giving off a noxious stink.Garbage juice seeps constantly from his angry red pud.Ringworm and molting can only mean one thing.He is on the rubbish heap awaiting the bin man.
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A new piece has arrived and I shall proudly hang it on the wall. It is a large buffalo's head; both noble,fierce and it inspires pathos and respect. It's a funky looking thing to have and a definite addition to this fine home albeit with its faults and rodents.
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I remember this.
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A top-spec tablet sits upon the coffee table. It is called the Marilyn and it is obviously the top of its line though it seems to have a strong smell of beer off of it.Runs with a strong battery and is resilient to bashes.
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The talking alarm clock that announces the hour with a burp and parp has an image if Taz upon its face. A reliable piece that.
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A photo on the wall depicting a man with a donkey has an engraving just below it: Trigger with UV.
In close proximity is a compendium of fun facts, erudite knowledge and info on eighties music written by a certain Charlie Siega is leafed through regularly which denotes a favourite comfort read. -
Man this is a quality thread - good bump
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There is an orb that takes up nearly the entire guest room that exerts a huge influence on how you act. One can read Viper within this sphere.There's another talisman in the larder that has Maverick written under it in neon lights.
The thesaurus used to prop up your pillow for those late night attempts at word magic is the Khal edition.A sneaky expensive purchase on eBay is also near the bed. It is an omnibus magazine titled Saelo and offers the viewer/reader the chance to enjoy such fantasies to curl the toes and other appendages. -
I managed to somehow not get involved with this thread much. Oh well.
Dumee ✋ -
There is a really bad soap opera on tv by Diamond productions that is distracting me as I enjoy listening to the quips,excellent debating and analogies of its presenter Knight.Sublime entertainment that never fails to enlighten.
A pair of boxing gloves which I could never fill has Danny written on one and MFC written on the other provides comfort just on glancing at them. -
Sgt Mayday wrote:
A lingering smell that is comforting pervades the house. Not sweet nor is it musty. Buts always there and welcome on the nostrils. It's a Sgt.Mayday smell.He visited just once but left it hanging. A pleasant emission.I managed to somehow not get involved with this thread much. Oh well.
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Im probably going to deeply regret this, but
Dumee✊
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vishbume wrote:
But the tv retiredThere is a really bad soap opera on tv by Diamond productions that is distracting me as I enjoy listening to the quips,excellent debating and analogies of its presenter Knight.Sublime entertainment that never fails to enlighten.
A pair of boxing gloves which I could never fill has Danny written on one and MFC written on the other provides comfort just on glancing at them. -
ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
Haha, true that. Well done mate. We are watching it all on a smaller though still large screen that is resilient and of the same production line :The Bugs model. Luckily there was a guarantee with the Havoc model.Miss that telly though.vishbume wrote:
But the tv retiredThere is a really bad soap opera on tv by Diamond productions that is distracting me as I enjoy listening to the quips,excellent debating and analogies of its presenter Knight.Sublime entertainment that never fails to enlighten.
A pair of boxing gloves which I could never fill has Danny written on one and MFC written on the other provides comfort just on glancing at them. -
Eh, go ahead.
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Semtex ( though already mentioned on the first page) is an innocuous looking tricycle with a shotgun taped to the handlebars that serves to accentuate the red,blue and white tassels.
A cigarette burn on the carpet that seems to grow each day and has charred your slippers though you don't remember having smoked is Inferno. -
An opened windowed letter written in gilt is stuffed into the sleeping robe pocket and preaches about "they". The author ,Hyena,writes the letters from his fortress island and such is his power that you would donate freely to his beseechings readily.
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SkyTheLimit wrote:
Sara, you're awesome 😂👍😂👍An my speshlty is mush hed soop! WIZZOO
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I bow reverently to your obvious literary superiority, Vish. I am honoured to be your humble notebook. ✊
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He speaks Engvish. He wields sentences like scimitars and can turn a phrase faster than you can turn your head. He is a master chef and his souffle is the written word. If you are suffering from migraines, athletes foot, or anything in between, sit down and let the power of Vishbumes thoughts and story constructs cure what ails you.
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Holy shit Vish!! How did I miss this thread?!? This is gold my friend. My apologies for my bouts of periodic inactiveness during my "busy season". Seems like its time to catch up....
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i believe i missed this the first time around too. my bad vish, fantastic thread
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Ghetto monster is a special cloth used to collect crumbs that fall upon the chest whilst munching. It generates static electricity that draws the debris to it.Found that it can be used on all appliances;removing dust,skin flakes and hairs,this cloth is now indispensable and charged with power. Small but potent and would be disregarded at great disadvantage.
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