Turf War one giant dysfunctional family
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Every once in a a while it's good to give a shout to the other side of the family that you only get together with on the holidays.
Uncle DAS- only comes to the house between 4:00-5:00am but always leaves plenty of joy
1/2 sister Missy - I don't see her often, but when do get together we enjoy smacking each other around like good siblings do.
Cousin Randombloke- only shows up during barbecues and seems to steal the last burger.
Uncle Big Jake - travels alot but but can be located at Denny's after 2:00am
2nd cousin Hacksaw- last seen at Walmart between isle 6-7
Nephew - add Gedz constantly breaking the good China when you are not looking.
3rd cousin twice removed - Shaggly currently testing telephone booths in London to find the one that belong to Dr Who.Feel free to give a shout out to the other family members ๐
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Superb!
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ฮddโฅแคแฅะธะธัโข wrote:
๐๐๐Havoc - that rich uncle that you are secretly waiting to die so you can have his missions. ๐
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โ๐ฅรฤงฮฏฮบฮตษด๐ฅโ wrote:
Stupid autocorrect I meant *millionsฮddโฅแคแฅะธะธัโข wrote:
๐๐๐Havoc - that rich uncle that you are secretly waiting to die so you can have his missions. ๐
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Mr Big Cat the Jovial Gentleman with rapier wit. You don't know how or whether you are related to him but his company is always welcome.
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"The Man" - the one person you hope shows up so you'll have another adult at the table with whom to converse.
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HC - the very quiet older brother that poops a whole lot. And I mean he'll clear the room. He makes such a mess that it makes my other brother Dave think that I'm working my ass off day after day cleaning up his ๐ฉ.
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Adopted cousin Belial- still on parole after crashing the stuido set of the debate series Crossfire back in 2004.
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Saelo - the hot cousin you would bang if you weren't related (or if you lived in Kentucky ๐)
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Mr71vwbus- that one badass in the family who age doesn't stop
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Little cousin WEC- constantly starting a food fight with with the other little cousins.
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Tweek - the cousin who French kisses grandma, uses the kitchen sink as a urinal and asks to be seated at the kiddie's table so, after the meal, he can take their money by teaching them to play poker.
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mr71vwbus wrote:
+1Saelo - the hot cousin you would bang if you weren't related (or if you lived in Kentucky ๐)
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
๐๐๐Tweek - the cousin who French kisses grandma, uses the kitchen sink as a urinal and asks to be seated at the kiddie's table so, after the meal, he can take their money by teaching them to play poker.
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Smoke Monster, you want him to come but you can't help looking over your shoulder everytime your hear a "knock knock" at the door.
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mr71vwbus wrote:
+2Saelo - the hot cousin you would bang if you weren't related (or if you lived in Kentucky ๐)
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Grandpa Viper - when he's not lurking in the bushes waiting to blow things up, you can find him sitting around the campfire telling war stories and roasting marshmallows.
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CrazyRedNeck - beloved kid brother and the only man ever born who could "float the bowl" in the outhouse.
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Hyena - the guy who lived the nightlife. The guy that had the women. The guy that spent money like nothing else. The guy that now does ... dammit Hyena, what is it you do these days? Squash ants to keep yourself occupied?
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Mr. Doux - the wise uncle who somehow always coaxes you into opening that one bottle of wine you swore you were saving for some other special occasion.
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mr71vwbus wrote:
i'd still bang her is she was my sister.....but maybe that's why i don't get invited to the family get togethers......Saelo - the hot cousin you would bang if you weren't related (or if you lived in Kentucky ๐)
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Trฮฟฯฑฯฑฯ ๐๐ wrote:
๐ณmr71vwbus wrote:
i'd still bang her is she was my sister.....but maybe that's why i don't get invited to the family get togethers......Saelo - the hot cousin you would bang if you weren't related (or if you lived in Kentucky ๐)
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Cousin Saba-only responses to this guy is "we heard that one", "no we don't want to see it again" and "put it away"
Aunt Bugs-bitching cool aunt who gives you cigarettes in return for fetching beer
Uncle Groucho- bends your ear all weekend about how paying taxes is unconstitutional so he's justified for hiding his dough -
Troggy - that surly bastard of a second cousin whom you never invite, but secretly wishes you did.
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Half bro Johnny O- yeah sure he's got more cash, and yeah he sleeps more and yeah he's got the women but Mom that don't mean he's more successful. He's just lucky, that's all.
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Cousin Addi - the crazy one who got kicked out of kindergarten because she hated recess. That girl don't play!!!
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[]D[][]V[][]D, the one who has the name, and plays the game. You are hesitant to call him to the family reunion because he alwase brings "guests" and after what happend last year, you don't want to risk getting kicked from the family again!
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โ๐ฅ๐Johnny O๐๐ฅโ wrote: 2nd cousin Hacksaw- last seen at Walmart between isle 6-7
That's where they keep the beer!
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JaBe, the rich family doctor, who we invited to the reunion just to spike his drink and take his fortune!
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Cousin Midnite- offered Cracka a pack of gummy bears as a dowry to marry his twin sister.
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OTB- The cousin puts food in his plastic bag lined pants pockets to take it home for later.
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