Turf War one giant dysfunctional family
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โ๐ฅ๐Johnny O๐๐ฅโ wrote:
๐๐๐๐Adopted cousin Belial- still on parole after crashing the stuido set of the debate series Crossfire back in 2004.
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Viper- the family member you are not sure how you are related but you know you are. The most spontaneous of the group. If your bored, you go to him and he will find something or make something up at that moment that gives great amusement to everyone.
Aunt WS - the newest member to the family.. She's the one at the dinner table giving googly eyes to your other aunts hubby. She is a flirt and knows she is a sexy mofo.
Bella- the cousin you ditch the family and go chug some beers in the woods with. A blast and a half, you always look forward to the random times your paths cross, even if you always get in trouble. -
Tough guy46- The other sloggtly mad veitnam vet uncle who sits behind the turned over picnic table yelling , "Blow up!" at his sandwhich. He lepta it to contain a mine and yells after a silence "Or else I will show you your other uncle's (not Mr71vwbus) photo albums, all 57 series with 12 volumes a series!"
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This shit is hilarious.
Grimm, my next door neighbor, the guy who sits and stares through his blinds. While muttering, "Damn kids and thier rock music!" right after calling the police for noise complaint. -
ฯฎโั๐โฒฦกีช๐ฦAอัฮญส wrote:
Byt he is so lovable... He can peek ๐[]D[][]V[][]D, the one who has the name, and plays the game. You are hesitant to call him to the family reunion because he alwase brings "guests" and after what happend last year, you don't want to risk getting kicked from the family again!
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Otb and crazy redneck last seen in the key food buying some Oreos and lemonade to give to WEC
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1โฃ0โฃPIN TONY๐ wrote:
You bet your a$$!Mother ULTRA. The tough mom who tells us to go in the backyard and grab our own stick to whoop our butts when we misbehave. Tough love I tell ya!!
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โ๐ฅ๐Ultra๐๐ฅโ wrote:
Lol1โฃ0โฃPIN TONY๐ wrote:
You bet your a$$!Mother ULTRA. The tough mom who tells us to go in the backyard and grab our own stick to whoop our butts when we misbehave. Tough love I tell ya!!
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๐๐Mystery-the caring grandma that prepared the food and served every member of the family in the BBQ except Houston haters!๐๐
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โ๐ฅ๐Johnny O๐๐ฅโ wrote:
Lmfaoo this made me laugh!Little cousin WEC- constantly starting a food fight with with the other little cousins.
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Get Some G3: the uncle that makes all the jokes at other peoples expense so it's freaking hillarious for everybody but who's getting made fun of ๐
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๐ ฐ Giยฎls ๐ซ wrote:
Peek??? ๐ณฯฎโั๐โฒฦกีช๐ฦAอัฮญส wrote:
Byt he is so lovable... He can peek ๐[]D[][]V[][]D, the one who has the name, and plays the game. You are hesitant to call him to the family reunion because he alwase brings "guests" and after what happend last year, you don't want to risk getting kicked from the family again!
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Great-grandpa swagger- The very rich retired great-grandpa who blew off tons of cash just to irritate the family. He has many "colorful" personalities, leading some to believe him mentally unstable. After retiring, he changed his name, moved into the countryside, and deposited huge sums of money to the bank, peeving off those family members who missed a chance for an "accident" and a slice of that cash. They continue to search for his stash, rumored to be hidden in the road to Alaska...
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GunnGunn wrote:
๐ณ๐ณ๐๐๐๐ Lucky ass DVD...๐ ฐ Giยฎls ๐ซ wrote:
Peek??? ๐ณฯฎโั๐โฒฦกีช๐ฦAอัฮญส wrote:
Byt he is so lovable... He can peek ๐[]D[][]V[][]D, the one who has the name, and plays the game. You are hesitant to call him to the family reunion because he alwase brings "guests" and after what happend last year, you don't want to risk getting kicked from the family again!
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Icemanian - the smart but nerdy kid at the back of the garden eating a burger and fishing with the gnomes!!! Lol lol
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Jd(x Ocelot x)-the cousin---the one that put the music at the reunion but you never understand it because it's in Spanish and when he walks he causes a mess and always denies its his fault and blames the guy next to him๐primooo!
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The Newfie Bullet- that distant relative that you don't know much about, exept that he rides polar bears and lives in an igloo.
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Uncle viper----the young man but Has a lot of stories to tell he can never finish what he is saying because he forget what he's always doing!
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GunnGunn wrote:
Through the curtains. Graveyard and I aren't allowed to peek...๐ ฐ Giยฎls ๐ซ wrote:
Peek??? ๐ณฯฎโั๐โฒฦกีช๐ฦAอัฮญส wrote:
Byt he is so lovable... He can peek ๐[]D[][]V[][]D, the one who has the name, and plays the game. You are hesitant to call him to the family reunion because he alwase brings "guests" and after what happend last year, you don't want to risk getting kicked from the family again!
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Cousin primo loco: Well, let's just say he's not good with bathrooms. When he's not stuck there, however, he is amusing and good natured. Recently he's been disappearing into outhouses for extended periods of time. Unexpectledly he appears out of nowhere to get his 2 cents in, then disappears just as fast. Well liked chap all-in-all.
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ฯฎยตเฝฦ๐โรธเฝร wrote:
Haha I like this oneGreat-grandpa swagger- The very rich retired great-grandpa who blew off tons of cash just to irritate the family. He has many "colorful" personalities, leading some to believe him mentally unstable. After retiring, he changed his name, moved into the countryside, and deposited huge sums of money to the bank, peeving off those family members who missed a chance for an "accident" and a slice of that cash. They continue to search for his stash, rumored to be hidden in the road to Alaska...
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๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Thank you Mrs. Gฯฎยตเฝฦ๐โรธเฝร wrote:
Haha I like this oneGreat-grandpa swagger- The very rich retired great-grandpa who blew off tons of cash just to irritate the family. He has many "colorful" personalities, leading some to believe him mentally unstable. After retiring, he changed his name, moved into the countryside, and deposited huge sums of money to the bank, peeving off those family members who missed a chance for an "accident" and a slice of that cash. They continue to search for his stash, rumored to be hidden in the road to Alaska...
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Cousin Taz - the lucky guy that always gets his woman!!
Uncle Havoc - the guy that no one wants at a party because he'll nick ALL the burgers!
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Big Hank- Somebody else's cousin who always had a bit more cash than he could explain. Always gave off that con artist vibe. Fled the country after a run in with Grandpa Nick.
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Uncle cracka- once got arrested for making a left turn in a small town. Always smells like brut cologne and cheap reefer, but a blast at parties. Once took first place in the international schnitzel eating contest.
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wec wrote:
Cousin Wec: The cousin that loves to get into trouble and you try to make him pull out of. And by the time your both 40 you'd probably paid his bail twice. Thanks for making me take out a loan๐Jd(x Ocelot x)-the cousin---the one that put the music at the reunion but you never understand it because it's in Spanish and when he walks he causes a mess and always denies its his fault and blames the guy next to him๐primooo!
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YOU wrote:
Oh and ๐Pan Con Queso๐ตwec wrote:
Cousin Wec: The cousin that loves to get into trouble and you try to make him pull out of. And by the time your both 40 you'd probably paid his bail twice. Thanks for making me take out a loan๐Jd(x Ocelot x)-the cousin---the one that put the music at the reunion but you never understand it because it's in Spanish and when he walks he causes a mess and always denies its his fault and blames the guy next to him๐primooo!
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Half brother Johnny O - Has a slight squint when he takes off his glasses - rumor has it that it's just an excuse to look at your breasts during conversation. Very supportive and helpful half brother who always brings you fresh towels while u are in the shower.
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Twin cousins, Das and Mess...always invited to the reunion, but they never show. Surprising because they both love to talk, even though the family rarely understands what it is they're saying.
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BrassFlamingo, the crazy old grandpa asking stupid question and thinks he won the "War".
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