Turf War one giant dysfunctional family
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✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
Lol 🎵that's ok🎵 lol funnywec wrote:
Cousin Wec: The cousin that loves to get into trouble and you try to make him pull out of. And by the time your both 40 you'd probably paid his bail twice. Thanks for making me take out a loan👍Jd(x Ocelot x)-the cousin---the one that put the music at the reunion but you never understand it because it's in Spanish and when he walks he causes a mess and always denies its his fault and blames the guy next to him😊primooo!
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Dumeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr Bloody Doom wrote:
A wild dumee appears!Dumeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Dummeeee!!!!Dummmmeee!!!PLEASE!I'm so mysterious😏Mr Bloody Doom wrote:
A wild dumee appears!Dumeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is a great read! Props!
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Lil brother Bloidy Doom: a young family member, just weened off the milk at the age of 7. When he turns around everyone laughs at his name and wonders why the mother who left him on the doorstep named him that. He has a mild case of DuMeeitus and newb fever. He is tolerated, though smacked around a bit. 💢👋 Hopefully, he will mature with age.
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Bloody*
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Older brother Brown Note: The older brother that, growing up, was always the person to fix the computer, because no one else knew how. Now that he's all grown up, he sits in a dark room all day and hacks websites and watches the Lion King on VHS
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Bonez - the foster brother that your parents took in for 6 months. Despite the repeated incidents of him wearing your mothers panties while belting out Barry Manilow tunes, he is still invited to the get togethers out of a combination of guilt & morbid curiosity.
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Sabasaul wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂Bonez - the foster brother that your parents took in for 6 months. Despite the repeated incidents of him wearing your mothers panties while belting out Barry Manilow tunes, he is still invited to the get togethers out of a combination of guilt & morbid curiosity.
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Free Mason- The step-father who isn't afraid to smack you around when you do wrong, but he is hesitant to do so. You'll catch him lecturing the little dumees and newblets around a fire. He is usually caught in mature conversations drinking a scotch with the other more grounded members of the family.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
I say.. Do you really believe I would act in such a manner at a family gathering?Bruenor- that enraged uncle that always slices the turkey with his battle ax.
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Sabasaul wrote:
Scary how accurate that is!!! Lmao!Bonez - the foster brother that your parents took in for 6 months. Despite the repeated incidents of him wearing your mothers panties while belting out Barry Manilow tunes, he is still invited to the get togethers out of a combination of guilt & morbid curiosity.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Yeah hillbilly! He's an axe-murder, not a barbarian! And everyone knows you use the axe to cut the HAM!🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
I say.. Do you really believe I would act in such a manner at a family gathering?Bruenor- that enraged uncle that always slices the turkey with his battle ax.
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Uncle Saba - Uncle Saba, the uncle that cuts holes in his front pockets and ask the young girlfriends of relatives to get his "keys" while wearing FAKE casts on both wrists. Also, the family member most likely to commit a hat trick of Felonies at a single family gathering.
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⌖🔥👎👎Bonez👎👎🔥⌖ wrote:
You just gave me an idea... I'm taking notes 😁Uncle Saba - Uncle Saba, the uncle that cuts holes in his front pockets and ask the young girlfriends of relatives to get his "keys" while wearing FAKE casts on both wrists. Also, the family member most likely to commit a hat trick of Felonies at a single family gathering.
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Kilgore Trout - the cousin of everybody that has all the broken down lawn mowers in his yard. Most likely to mutter "It's outta gas" in the sling blade voice at odd moments.
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This is the best freaking thread in a long time. Bruenor, yes, we do believe you would do that 😜
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Whitey Bulger - the god father who despite claiming to not be retired, you have never seen work a day in his life. Quick in opinion on just about any family topic of discussion, if you don't agree with him, you may end up with some slashed tires & an earful that will leave your head thumping for a week.
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Bullyman - while technically not related, he seems to get an invite to some of the more intimate family gatherings. Simply the most handsom landlord anyone has ever set eyes on, he's always willing to assist your mother with any of her needs.
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Grandpa Jmac - the grouchy old man that sits on the porch and yell at the kids
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Mr Bloody Doom wrote:
I wondered when I would See this lol.Dumeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Uncle Nick and Aunty Beauty - the relatives that always bring games for the kiddies to play
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Grampa Greenman - grandfather who always has an X-file type story to tell, but only when you can't sleep
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Jon Allen wrote:
I'm 25Grampa Greenman - grandfather who always has an X-file type story to tell, but only when you can't sleep
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Uncle Arboc Suomonev- the snake handler who is always nice to the little ones. He lets us reach into his pocket and pull out a quarter every time we see him. His cobra is scary though!
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💹Ǥȑععɳϻąή×ῤђįƖҽ wrote:
And I dour that Swagger is a great grampa. It's how I see ya through the game. As if you've been here for quite a whileJon Allen wrote:
I'm 25Grampa Greenman - grandfather who always has an X-file type story to tell, but only when you can't sleep
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Aunt MoMo - the rich bitch that divorced well. She refuses to attend all the family reunions because she's convinced that poor is contagious.
Cousin Gabby - the gullible cousin. Believes anything, even after the ExLax incident.
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⌖🔥💃Johnny O💃🔥⌖ wrote:
Never got my gummy bears... 😞Cousin Midnite- offered Cracka a pack of gummy bears as a dowry to marry his twin sister.
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shadowking wrote:
Lol you bastard - no cologne tho- ALL MAN!!Uncle cracka- once got arrested for making a left turn in a small town. Always smells like brut cologne and cheap reefer, but a blast at parties. Once took first place in the international schnitzel eating contest.
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