Turf War one giant dysfunctional family
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Math~the unloved.
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Ace- the friend nobody likes and comes over often
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Sky is still comparing her cut off shorts to Bron's.......c'mon guys I been here a couple years might not be part of the fam but I sure as hell will steal some of your booze!
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☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
You are part of the family!! Now bring your daisy dukes over here so we can slap you on the ass 💢👋Sky is still comparing her cut off shorts to Bron's.......c'mon guys I been here a couple years might not be part of the fam but I sure as hell will steal some of your booze!
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AceFist wrote:
You are now 3rd cousin AKA AceOfFistingAce- the friend nobody likes and comes over often
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M₳Ŧ ƷX ¥Ө wrote:
Saba's secrete love child that got tied to a tree 2 miles beyond the backyard.M₳Ŧ ƷX ¥Ө- The lone wolf...😎
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mathamatics wrote:
The offspring of the Accountant and the Nerd.Math~the unloved.
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Johnny O 💃 wrote:
💋Catch me☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
You are part of the family!! Now bring your daisy dukes over here so we can slap you on the ass 💢👋Sky is still comparing her cut off shorts to Bron's.......c'mon guys I been here a couple years might not be part of the fam but I sure as hell will steal some of your booze!
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Naky D, the teenaged neighbor who tries to troll the family, when he just wants to be a part of it. I am sorry for being a jerk.
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Wyster once got invit to one of their family gatherings, he made it out with only half the money he came in with....
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YOU wrote:
Sky....made it to the reunion .......she made out.....🎀💕💖💞🎀Johnny O 💃 wrote:
💋Catch me☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
You are part of the family!! Now bring your daisy dukes over here so we can slap you on the ass 💢👋Sky is still comparing her cut off shorts to Bron's.......c'mon guys I been here a couple years might not be part of the fam but I sure as hell will steal some of your booze!
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Johnny O, the awesome family friend that we call uncle. He is rich, drives wicked fast cars, and always has tons of hot chicks with him.
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Snipesxstealth- the guy spying on the family reunions trying to find a way to fit it 🌳👀🌳
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ThugLyfe- the guy who is a loner at parties😝
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Rare --penis
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OTB the cousin addicted to huffing airplane glue, but can't get the damn cap off.
Uncle swamp donkey on a short furlough from the mental institution.
Stepbrother Freemason taking candy from all the kids
Adopted cousin Das hyena in the den on computer working through hooked on phonics and chit kk. -
Johnny recognized me and made me part of the family so happy right now *tears*
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
They brought me back.....Hyena — crazy uncle that always rambled on about "They", but then one day mysteriously disappeared. Rumor has it that They were aliens that abducted him long ago, and came back to collect their experiment...
👽 😜
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The multitude of DuMees here makes me sick to the stomach.
Wait, maybe that's just Viper's cooking skills. Where's Mama Tek when you're hungry?! 😖😝
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тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
I once was afflicted by dummeitus.... Those people need help....The multitude of DuMees here makes me sick to the stomach.
Wait, maybe that's just Viper's cooking skills. Where's Mama Tek when you're hungry?! 😖😝
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
I think FreeMason's patience has worn thin this past year.... He's not so hesitant with the belt anymore....😖😩😫😩😫😭😭😭😭Free Mason- The step-father who isn't afraid to smack you around when you do wrong, but he is hesitant to do so. You'll catch him lecturing the little dumees and newblets around a fire. He is usually caught in mature conversations drinking a scotch with the other more grounded members of the family.
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Hyena wrote:
👀I hear if you give him bacon he'll let you off.🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
I think FreeMason's patience has worn thin this past year.... He's not so hesitant with the belt anymore....😖😩😫😩😫😭😭😭😭Free Mason- The step-father who isn't afraid to smack you around when you do wrong, but he is hesitant to do so. You'll catch him lecturing the little dumees and newblets around a fire. He is usually caught in mature conversations drinking a scotch with the other more grounded members of the family.
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☪Λaгѳԓ☪ wrote:
Mmmmmm bacon!❤Hyena wrote:
👀I hear if you give him bacon he'll let you off.🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
I think FreeMason's patience has worn thin this past year.... He's not so hesitant with the belt anymore....😖😩😫😩😫😭😭😭😭Free Mason- The step-father who isn't afraid to smack you around when you do wrong, but he is hesitant to do so. You'll catch him lecturing the little dumees and newblets around a fire. He is usually caught in mature conversations drinking a scotch with the other more grounded members of the family.
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Auntie 🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹- was given a 6 pack of beer to
watch over the kids playing in the sandbox out back. After 1/2 the
kids tossed sand at each other, one shit in the box and the rest just sat
staring at her top side the family had to offer hard booze to keep the job. -
Cousin DJ madman- walks mostly in the circles on the family deck. Possible due to the his eye patch he got in Cyprus and the heavy laden tattoos on the left side of his body.
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Oh shit! You been spying on me? Lol!
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