Turf War one giant dysfunctional family
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Big Jake wrote:
😂😂😂Mystery wrote:
It's a jacked family, no doubt Gramma. If Viper would've stayed married that first time maybe things would've been different. I'll say this most of the damage was done before I got here.Big Jake wrote:
You're Johnny O's uncle & half brother? 😳Half bro Johnny O- yeah sure he's got more cash, and yeah he sleeps more and yeah he's got the women but Mom that don't mean he's more successful. He's just lucky, that's all.
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Ok good 😏👍Brother UnknownAssassin: I don't know
Cousin Galbatorix: The cousin who we laugh our asses off at whenever we play a recording of Saphira roaring since Galbatorix was defeated by Eragon and his partner Saphira with others as well. Also, rumored to play cards with durza when we go inside.
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
Lol₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Ok good 😏👍Brother UnknownAssassin: I don't know
Cousin Galbatorix: The cousin who we laugh our asses off at whenever we play a recording of Saphira roaring since Galbatorix was defeated by Eragon and his partner Saphira with others as well. Also, rumored to play cards with durza when we go inside.
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
Wow, thanks.(I think)₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Ok good 😏👍Brother UnknownAssassin: I don't know
Cousin Galbatorix: The cousin who we laugh our asses off at whenever we play a recording of Saphira roaring since Galbatorix was defeated by Eragon and his partner Saphira with others as well. Also, rumored to play cards with durza when we go inside.
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Brother in law travdog🐺: he is the brother in law that still shows up even though the divorce was final years ago. That's ok though, we like him better than her anyway! Mainly because he stands up for what's right and is always eager to help someone in need!
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Well, depends on who you are. Might be an insult or compliment, can go either way.UnknownAssassin wrote:
Wow, thanks.(I think)₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Ok good 😏👍Brother UnknownAssassin: I don't know
Cousin Galbatorix: The cousin who we laugh our asses off at whenever we play a recording of Saphira roaring since Galbatorix was defeated by Eragon and his partner Saphira with others as well. Also, rumored to play cards with durza when we go inside.
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Manganelli: The uncle from Texas. When you go visit him at his home you'll find a lot of Dallas Cowboys periphenilia, gun racks and deer heads on the walls. Oh, and don't mess with him he will kick your ass.
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Cousin Evil Empire. An adventurist type who wanted to branch out and find more excitement in the world. He and a few like minded folks started a new branch of the family to spread the LAW around. Many things they did and good fun they had but eventually that branch of the family broke up and moved on. The break up was particularly hard on E, for family is a hard thing to lose. I hear now he is sailing around the Caribbean in a well worn 26 meter sloop named 🔨🔥💀. He is finally admitting to the bikini clade bombshells that yes he might indeed be Vin Deasel or at least his younger and better looking twin brother. The old family sill enjoys the rare times he stops by to visit.
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
I always kinda felt bad for Durza....₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Well, depends on who you are. Might be an insult or compliment, can go either way.UnknownAssassin wrote:
Wow, thanks.(I think)₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Ok good 😏👍Brother UnknownAssassin: I don't know
Cousin Galbatorix: The cousin who we laugh our asses off at whenever we play a recording of Saphira roaring since Galbatorix was defeated by Eragon and his partner Saphira with others as well. Also, rumored to play cards with durza when we go inside.
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Somebody do me!!! I know I am not on the forums a lot but I am for sure family😜
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Big Jake wrote:
Oh sure, now it's MY fault. We all know the cardinal rule, if it's something that can be blamed on someone (say it with me) "it's Johnny's fault"Mystery wrote:
It's a jacked family, no doubt Gramma. If Viper would've stayed married that first time maybe things would've been different. I'll say this most of the damage was done before I got here.Big Jake wrote:
You're Johnny O's uncle & half brother? 😳Half bro Johnny O- yeah sure he's got more cash, and yeah he sleeps more and yeah he's got the women but Mom that don't mean he's more successful. He's just lucky, that's all.
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Brother Tax Me Freely:
By far the most generous of the family, TMX will give you whatever you need, whether it be money, reference, or harvested organs. He's loved by everyone even though he's mostly quiet. -
🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 wrote:
Lol. Wonder what Johnny will think of this.Big Jake wrote:
Oh sure, now it's MY fault. We all know the cardinal rule, if it's something that can be blamed on someone (say it with me) "it's Johnny's fault"Mystery wrote:
It's a jacked family, no doubt Gramma. If Viper would've stayed married that first time maybe things would've been different. I'll say this most of the damage was done before I got here.Big Jake wrote:
You're Johnny O's uncle & half brother? 😳Half bro Johnny O- yeah sure he's got more cash, and yeah he sleeps more and yeah he's got the women but Mom that don't mean he's more successful. He's just lucky, that's all.
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Could someone add me into the family?😁
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
JO's currently fighting with OTB. OTB brought Starbuck's ☕ instead of Duncan Donuts.🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 wrote:
Wonder what Johnny will think of this.Big Jake wrote:
Oh sure, now it's MY fault. We all know the cardinal rule, if it's something that can be blamed on someone (say it with me) "it's Johnny's fault"Mystery wrote:
It's a jacked family, no doubt Gramma. If Viper would've stayed married that first time maybe things would've been different. I'll say this most of the damage was done before I got here.Big Jake wrote:
You're Johnny O's uncle & half brother? 😳Half bro Johnny O- yeah sure he's got more cash, and yeah he sleeps more and yeah he's got the women but Mom that don't mean he's more successful...
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Cousin Turf💀Lord:
A smart, witty cousin you like to be with, TL usually can think of a clever thing to say in any situation. He's also good at the newest hit game, Turfomon! -
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Thanks MF! And the pokemon reference in the title was actually completely by accident😁Cousin Turf💀Lord:
A smart, witty cousin you like to be with, TL usually can think of a clever thing to say in any situation. He's also good at the newest hit game, Turfomon! -
Mystery wrote:
Love this tread. So many new names!I'd love to see a chart now showing how everyone is related to each other, according to this thread.
How would Charlie Chainsaw, Davey, Thuglife, Patsy, Iggy, NateDogg, TurfWarrior, and others fit in? Kickin' it old school. -
Looks like its time to add more branches to this stick.
Demario- the new teen who is constantly getting out of the kitchen for grabbing the cookie dough. Noones really sure who his parents are, they can't seem to be contacted- the dads in the corner have a pool going on who's kid he is, and one is saying he's a random passerby!
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Oh god. This was literally the first thread I ever read. Great to see some old excellence. 👍
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Cousin- TurfLord a noble and smart person sadly retired
brother-Confucius smart dedicated and persistent trustworthy
Older relative- Jdub strong smart and always good with reasons -
We were all flirting with a girls gun in this thread. 😖
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YOU wrote:
TurfLord- is a prince noble smart powerful quick. He knows what to do and say he is quick witted but was lost in battle.Cousin- TurfLord a noble and smart person sadly retired
brother-Confucius smart dedicated and persistent trustworthy
Older relative- Jdub strong smart and always good with reasons
Confucious- the wizard of the castle smart and always knows whats around the turn. Does things for himself and very. Few others. Has gone quite though.
Jdub-is the king old yet strong and bold. Still runs fiercely into battle and is yet to loose. Is still active and roaming his land and fighting off invaders -
Aaron1213
Green mans wife's half cousins daughters son. Constantly involved in all things Ancient. Since a small child, his brain has hallucinated the dark ages into the real world.
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Fam scattered in most alliances(most)
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Adding a few more...
Tallki dcousin- is an athlete with spunk can run like a ferrari and can dunk like a monster he isn't the smartest😉 but always pulls through with logic
Bruenor is the smoke monsters 3rd cousin- is a boy obsessed with his axe but is still stuck in a world of technology -
To the Entire TW community, wether your good or bad, i have a unconditional love for you that no one else understands. ✌👌
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Lmao! Oh man what a forum moment that was. Drama city.We were all flirting with a girls gun in this thread. 😖
Good times. -
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
its a trap!We were all flirting with a girls gun in this thread. 😖
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Bella: the dirty girl next door that look deceivingly nice & innocent. She has a bit of an exhibitionist side & will pretend she doesn't see you peering from between your blinds into her open window at night as she seductively changes clothes at night.
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