Turf War one giant dysfunctional family
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Cousin cupcake- though not quite as successful as Great Grampa Swagger in the real estate industry, he managed to make billions and anger many in the process of doing so. He rarely attends family gatherings, only talking quickly for the most momentous of occasions.
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Hyena- the strange cousin, Hyena is usually off in a corner mumbling on about "they" and "proper posts"…
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♨CRACKA wrote:
Wondered when you'd read this crackashadowking wrote:
Lol you bastard - no cologne tho- ALL MAN!!Uncle cracka- once got arrested for making a left turn in a small town. Always smells like brut cologne and cheap reefer, but a blast at parties. Once took first place in the international schnitzel eating contest.
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Dr. Sunshine- that creepy guy that watches you and your children from his house on the corner.
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Siamese twin brother Saba- loves to show off his/my body parts. The operation was successful when they unjoined us at the penis and the knee except I have to limp to the 🚽 and sit to pee.
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👊࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈👊 wrote:
+1Free Mason- The step-father who isn't afraid to smack you around when you do wrong, but he is hesitant to do so. You'll catch him lecturing the little dumees and newblets around a fire. He is usually caught in mature conversations drinking a scotch with the other more grounded members of the family.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
They would find this funny, and it is only V's that need to have enough information to be able to judge whether to help or not.Hyena- the strange cousin, Hyena is usually off in a corner mumbling on about "They" and "proper posts"…
TANSTAAFL
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Add uilo- the guy your cousin brought that was caught sniffing grandmas dirty panties in the laundry room.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Add uilo- the guy your cousin brought that was caught sniffing grandmas dirty panties in the laundry room.
Man grandmas such a gilf too. -
JohnnyO the uncle who tries to be young by not cutting hair ( hint hint)
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MosterCard- That 3rd cousin that is always trying to scam the elders with wild pyramid schemes.
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Sexy bitx- That family
Friend that everyone thinks looks like the singers from Hansen. -
Morgan Freeman wrote:
I can see this happening for real.Hyena- the strange cousin, Hyena is usually off in a corner mumbling on about "they" and "proper posts"…
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It's nice to come back from a vacation and read this on the forums. Hilarious guys!
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Mr Bloody Doom wrote:
You don't get it. Those done (as you put it) have done something.....Dummmeee!!!Soneone else than turf lord👊
Mr Bloody Doom, the toddler screaming for attention the entire reunion. Dressed in his favorite super villain outfit we can't work out who the parents are and no one admits to owning him.
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Jeff 🍆 newton
The guy who likes the penis in his name. And he's one of the nice guys in the family -
LuckyNadez wrote:
💇💇💇💇💇💇💇💇💇💇JohnnyO the uncle who tries to be young by not cutting hair ( hint hint)
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Uncle Cracka: currently Uncle Cracka is in litigation over a name lawsuit and will be unable to attend this years family function. But he does send his best wishes😜
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Never. Despite the name, no I don't. But it was good!Dr. Sunshine- that creepy guy that watches you and your children from his house on the corner.
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Morgan Freeman - the strange family friend who smells very strongly of alcohol at every family event. He always tries to practice his acting on the rest of the family.
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Hyena- that guy that talks about 'they' at the picnic table. Scaring the crap out of everyone around him.
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YOU wrote:
And I thought I could actually be included in the family, all I get is a pair of binoculars, and a creepy house in the corner?!? How about: Second cousin once-removed Dr. Sunshine...Morgan Freeman wrote:
Never. Despite the name, no I don't. But it was good!Dr. Sunshine- that creepy guy that watches you and your children from his house on the corner.
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
Ok, so I get the religious (They that is) guy who wants to help everyone. Lol.Hyena- that guy that talks about 'they' at the picnic table. Scaring the crap out of everyone around him.
Well mainly the new kids in the playground.
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Brother Xam- after completing his fense for his 500 acre estate and receding from the union has not show up in years. However, we always apprepicates the smoked sausage and brussle sprouts we send him.
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Hyena wrote:
Exactly, also youbare helping Tweek with his poker trick 👍UnknownAssassin wrote:
Ok, so I get the religious (They that is) guy who wants to help everyone. Lol.Hyena- that guy that talks about 'they' at the picnic table. Scaring the crap out of everyone around him.
Well mainly the new kids in the playground.
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Nephew the Shocker- after getting his weekend pass from the center can be found expanding the language of the other little nephews.
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Brother n law Havoc- always gets blamed or accused after the party is over for his wrongdoings. Always the hardest planner for the reunion. Also works at a potted meat factory. Very predicable when it comes to the covered dish he will bring, it's gonna be spam and lots of it!!!
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Cousin The Telfon Don - usually shows up in a beat up bus from the 70s packed with cult followers. Typically we pass on the Kool aide but he makes a outstanding pan brownies
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
That does explain the gender confusion in the lounge...😂Sexy bitx- That family
Friend that everyone thinks looks like the singers from Hansen. -
Cousin Duair...the young M.V.P. of some kind of Canadian sport. Always reaching out to the family on the off season, he usually comes around with the coolest tech. gadgets.
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