Turf War one giant dysfunctional family
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Graveyard: a really nice guy next store. But is definatley peeking in through the bathroom window while im in the shower...
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EE - after a long party run in the 80s he has since taking a great interest in genealogy and the culinary arts. He always brings a decent cheesecake to the reunions.
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Grandmother Mystery- the caring one for all the young ones, but can still put up a fight.
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Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Negrita Chula - the offspring of the weekend lesbian luvfest of Tek and Bella. Whose leg was such a sight to see that when Grampa Bastard snuck a peak while sucking his thumb he bit it off, hence the name OTB.This is pretty entertaining. I wouldn't mind seeing some for classic players.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
HillBilly, the annoying little brother who tattles on me when I am about to see her come out of the shower...Hyena- the guy that hides in 🅰girls🔫 tree so he can see in her bedroom.
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Hyena wrote:
⬅ is closing the blinds 🙅🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
HillBilly, the annoying little brother who tattles on me when I am about to see her come out of the shower...Hyena- the guy that hides in 🅰girls🔫 tree so he can see in her bedroom.
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Grandpa Johnny O: That badass grandpa who looks young at 70. He's insisted on keeping his ponytail into 2012 much to the dismay of whoevers in public with him. Every so often when someone gets him drunk and buzzes it off his head, hell breaks loose.
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
👍👏👏Grandpa Johnny O: That badass grandpa who looks young at 70. He's insisted on keeping his ponytail into 2012 much to the dismay of whoevers in public with him. Every so often when someone gets him drunk and buzzes it off his head, hell breaks loose.
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Add RaiKou wrote:
Perfect. Epic. 👍👏👏👏👏👏Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
👍👏👏Grandpa Johnny O: That badass grandpa who looks young at 70. He's insisted on keeping his ponytail into 2012 much to the dismay of whoevers in public with him. Every so often when someone gets him drunk and buzzes it off his head, hell breaks loose.
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Mr71vwbus- that uncle who always arrives in hos bus and every time you look inside it loos different and seems to have more stuff inside it than possible when he brings all the stiff out as you watch from the picnic table.
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🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
it's not peeking when you leave the window open and have no shower curtain....;)Graveyard: a really nice guy next store. But is definatley peeking in through the bathroom window while im in the shower...
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🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
Is sad :(Hyena wrote:
⬅ is closing the blinds 🙅🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
HillBilly, the annoying little brother who tattles on me when I am about to see her come out of the shower...Hyena- the guy that hides in 🅰girls🔫 tree so he can see in her bedroom.
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Half-brother Greenman- the crazy one with the bug collection, Mom drank while pregnant
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Speaking of when is 💇 this happening?Grandpa Johnny O: That badass grandpa who looks young at 70. He's insisted on keeping his ponytail into 2012 much to the dismay of whoevers in public with him. Every so often when someone gets him drunk and buzzes it off his head, hell breaks loose.
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ZRAYGO wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹😹Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Negrita Chula - the offspring of the weekend lesbian luvfest of Tek and Bella. Whose leg was such a sight to see that when Grampa Bastard snuck a peak while sucking his thumb he bit it off, hence the name OTB.This is pretty entertaining. I wouldn't mind seeing some for classic players.
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Superb!
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Uncle RudgiCuS - Whenever invited to a family reunion or a party, he is never to be seen. The reason being is that he is probably taking a shit.
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Hobo Bob- the cool hobo in town that everybody knows b/c he's always being an noxious asking for money. Always crashes in on the reunion, but everyone's too nice to tell him to leave.😜
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Hobo Bob wrote:
Not everyone.Hobo Bob- the cool hobo in town that everybody knows b/c he's always being an noxious asking for money. Always crashes in on the reunion, but everyone's too nice to tell him to leave.😜
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I love this thread. Brilliant, brilliant brilliant! Epic read. 👍👍
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Cousin Turfa - the smart kid who taps on too much while eating all the hotdogs!
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*yaps
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I have to agree, it's making me laugh out loud.I love this thread. Brilliant, brilliant brilliant! Epic read. 👍👍
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🇬🇧IcemanIan wrote:
I'm a kid again? 😳 lol. Tapping on is fun ... Or yapping on 😝👌Cousin Turfa - the smart kid who taps on too much while eating all the hotdogs!
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Cousin beauty - the beautiful yet equally reclusive GF of nick. Don't get too close or the ban hammer will be swung
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BrasFlamingo, the family member that asks for a glass of water, then when you get up to get it, he cleans you out compleetly!
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Hobo Bob wrote:
GTFO 👉👉👉Hobo Bob- the cool hobo in town that everybody knows b/c he's always being an noxious asking for money. Always crashes in on the reunion, but everyone's too nice to tell him to leave.😜
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Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™ wrote:
LolAdd RaiKou wrote:
Perfect. Epic. 👍👏👏👏👏👏Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
👍👏👏Grandpa Johnny O: That badass grandpa who looks young at 70. He's insisted on keeping his ponytail into 2012 much to the dismay of whoevers in public with him. Every so often when someone gets him drunk and buzzes it off his head, hell breaks loose.
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Daddy Johnny O- Lover of the ladies, biggest flirt at the reunion. Get a few brews in him and you are sure to see some great ass man thighs.
Mamma Bugs- the family member you don't f with. Powerful, and takes care of her family like a lioness. There when you need her, but you know if she gets angry.. You are sitting in the corner for time out no matter your age.
Odd uncle Saba- your never sure what to expect when he comes into town. Always has an interesting story to tell. The first one to jump in when someone is in need of a sex talk, yet it's not the "be careful" talk your parents tell you, it's the " now this is some freaky shit" talk you really want to know about.
Uncle Mark twice removed- he's the uncle that is awake when everyone else passes out from the family gathering. Sly trouble maker, but gets what he wants.
Sis in law guns- the girl you can party with. She is always up for a good time. Through the years you see less and less of her which is usually the reason to get the family back together. -
Queen Nicole wrote:
You're seeing less and less of her coz she keeps closing the damn blindsSis in law guns- the girl you can party with. She is always up for a good time. Through the years you see less and less of her which is usually the reason to get the family back together.
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