Turf War one giant dysfunctional family
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Mackmech(addKM) wrote:
Cousin Addi - the crazy one who got kicked out of kindergarten because she hated recess. That girl don't play!!!
cousin mackmech - the sarastic little know it all who keeps on talking about stuff no one wants to know about!!!
1/2 sister Addi - always nicking your phone to make phone calls to sex lines!! No wonder my phone bill's sky high!
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mr71vwbus 50 min ago Quote
Saelo - the hot cousin you would bang if you weren't related (or if you lived in Kentucky 😜)She must be in trouble a lot, she's always bent over Grandpa Viper's knee....must be in boarding school too....
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Uncle GreenmanPhile - the super cool uncle with all the awesome stories. Only thing that bothers me is he still tries to pull that "quarter behind your ear" trick! Hasn't worked since I was 8, but I still play along😜
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Ajc- the awesome aunt who always brings cool stuff from foreign countries. You do know what she does but she always carries a .45 and has a spider monkey for a pet.
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Cousin tek - the one that taught us all (and I mean all) about playing "doctor" back in the day. Now, the cousin we all fight to sit next to at dinner...
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ATI - the uncle that embarrasses you at parties with his rude jokes/impressions/awkward dancing!
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
Hahahahahahaha!!Tweek - the cousin who French kisses grandma, uses the kitchen sink as a urinal and asks to be seated at the kiddie's table so, after the meal, he can take their money by teaching them to play poker.
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Hobo Bob- The red-headed step child no one wants to claim, always talkin about off topic💩 nobody cares about.
Funky Buffalo- The cousin you wish you saw more of but don't because he's always chasing Hobo Bob around Florida. -
Add rare- that guy who is always playing distasteful jokes at the dinner table. Last year he farted in the potatoe salad and put the lid back on it.
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This family is sounding vaguely familiar... :/
Aubergine- mothers brothers cousins wife's step nieces great uncle, that you always expect to be 50, but is really half that. Brings presents for everybody, but gives them to the wrong people cause he forgot the name tags.
😳 cousin Ralph just opened the secret lingerie that was meant for his wife 😝 -
⌖🔥👎👎Bonez👎👎🔥⌖ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂mr71vwbus 50 min ago Quote
Saelo - the hot cousin you would bang if you weren't related (or if you lived in Kentucky 😜)She must be in trouble a lot, she's always bent over Grandpa Viper's knee....must be in boarding school too....
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🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 the cute girl that moved in just next door. You invite because you want her to join the family...
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🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
⌖🔥👎👎Bonez👎👎🔥⌖ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂mr71vwbus 50 min ago Quote
Saelo - the hot cousin you would bang if you weren't related (or if you lived in Kentucky 😜)She must be in trouble a lot, she's always bent over Grandpa Viper's knee....must be in boarding school too....
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Hyena- the guy that hides in 🅰girls🔫 tree so he can see in her bedroom.
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This is pretty entertaining. I wouldn't mind seeing some for classic players.
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Get Some- The teenager that has roid rage and flips the table over when he sees pink in the middle of his burger.
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thuglife- the second cousin twice removed who got kicked out of the family for taking pictures of his uncle in the shower. Also good with kids.
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Bruenor- that enraged uncle that always slices the turkey with his battle ax.
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Grimm - that one know it all son in law. But damnit, sometime you think you actually like him better!
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⌖🔥👎👎Bonez👎👎🔥⌖ wrote:
She is SO good at being bad.... 💢👋mr71vwbus 50 min ago Quote
Saelo - the hot cousin you would bang if you weren't related (or if you lived in Kentucky 😜)She must be in trouble a lot, she's always bent over Grandpa Viper's knee....must be in boarding school too....
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Step brother nick - the reclusive but brilliant and socially awkward introvert who shows up randomly without warning or invitation to family functions. Usually with the solar purpose of scoring sone quick $ for grass, porn or a quick gambling binge in AC. Always full of interesting stories and promises of DP for all. Just have to figure if either hold any water.
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Cousin Grimm- the cousin I'm always getting into fights with.
Younger Brother majorfail- a younger brother, kinda like a protégée.
Older brother bruenor- the bad ass older brother.
Uncle belial- the uncle that I'm always getting in arguments with.
Aunt Raikou- the aunt that picks on me, but is cool most of the time.
Uncle Fat Raymond- the bad ass uncle who always does cool stuff, but eats all the food at thanksgiving dinner.
Brother inspector- the brother about my age.
Cousin Degradable Z- the cousin I'm always getting into arguments with and making fun of but I mean well.
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Oh!
And uncle Greenmanxphile- the super cool bad ass uncle who always has cool stories to tell and is always enjoyable to be around. Also he doesn't need an invitation to family outing's he already knows he's always invited -
Bushido....3 out of 10 for serious lack of creativity. But alas, you are young. The true horridness behind a family function you have not yet gotten to experience.
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Add RaiKou wrote:
As I said, always picking on me 😒😒, also I didnt know this was a contest.Bushido....3 out of 10 for serious lack of creativity. But alas, you are young. The true horridness behind a family function you have not yet gotten to experience.
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______, the kid who wants to sit at the grownups' table but won't stfu and keeps annoying the adults until banished to the kitchen.
You fill in the blank.
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Ojibwe wrote:
This also fits Hobo Bob's description!______, the kid who wants to sit at the grownups' table but won't stfu and keeps annoying the adults until banished to the kitchen.
You fill in the blank.
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Mother ULTRA. The tough mom who tells us to go in the backyard and grab our own stick to whoop our butts when we misbehave. Tough love I tell ya!!
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Big Jake - The quiet cousin who never fails to attend every family function & is notoriously the last to arrive & leave. Spends the majority of the time working his way through the crowd embracing each & every guest in attendance for what inevitably seems like an awkwardly long amount of time. What can I say, the dude likes to hug.
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Hacksaw - The cool cousin who you love to visit because you know his not secret stash of porn is going to be readily accessible for you to riffle through at your leisure. Life's good until you stumble across the horror of his hidden Chocolate Starfish Fettish mags.
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