Ye Guts for Garters Pub
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vishbume wrote:
😼😼😼😼😼I'm expecting a friend barkeep. A sailor's rum please.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
3 cheers for a celebrity visitor, the oracle who founded Yawn and gave so many a reason to put things off for tomorrow. 🍻vishbume wrote:
😼😼😼😼😼I'm expecting a friend barkeep. A sailor's rum please.
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Hyena wrote:
Man I've got a rum over - its waaaaay worse than a hangover!Mr Big Cat wrote:
3 cheers for a celebrity visitor, the oracle who founded Yawn and gave so many a reason to put things off for tomorrow. 🍻vishbume wrote:
😼😼😼😼😼I'm expecting a friend barkeep. A sailor's rum please.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Might I suggest another rum my friend. The hair of the dog if you will. Good to see Fartex amongst us too.Hyena wrote:
Man I've got a rum over - its waaaaay worse than a hangover!Mr Big Cat wrote:
3 cheers for a celebrity visitor, the oracle who founded Yawn and gave so many a reason to put things off for tomorrow. 🍻vishbume wrote:
😼😼😼😼😼I'm expecting a friend barkeep. A sailor's rum please.
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Hold on hold on hold on.
Big Cat ya bastard get back to the yawn!!
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so i woke up with the above mentioned rumover and only one sock on. then my lady tells me she only has one sock on as well. must have been a good night.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Someone let BC out again?!Hold on hold on hold on.
Big Cat ya bastard get back to the yawn!!
Someone is taking him to the vet. And it shan't be me -
I enter this establishment with trepidation. The looks from what appear to be the regulars, puncturing my very soul. They see me! I know it! I feel it.
May I have a Pepsi please barman? My gullet requires lubricating befor taking on the hard stuff.
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Black💀Death wrote:
🙀I enter this establishment with trepidation. The looks from what appear to be the regulars, puncturing my very soul. They see me! I know it! I feel it.
May I have a Pepsi please barman? My gullet requires lubricating befor taking on the hard stuff.
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Black💀Death wrote:
The Lasses and Gents in this ale scented establishment may be here often, but are not regular by any means. Lol...I enter this establishment with trepidation. The looks from what appear to be the regulars, puncturing my very soul. They see me! I know it! I feel it.
May I have a Pepsi please barman? My gullet requires lubricating befor taking on the hard stuff.
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I knew a girl once who all it took was a Luke-warm Pepsi Max and she was all up for your hard stuff.
Lovely girl she was. Very accommodating. Bit of a rep as a portable wank sock though.
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c. wrote:
How good of a night it was can be told by where you were wearing that sock when you woke up.so i woke up with the above mentioned rumover and only one sock on. then my lady tells me she only has one sock on as well. must have been a good night.
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The Far Side wrote:
😂....🍻👍c. wrote:
How good of a night it was can be told by where you were wearing that sock when you woke up.so i woke up with the above mentioned rumover and only one sock on. then my lady tells me she only has one sock on as well. must have been a good night.
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Black💀Death wrote:
You mistake my look for my flick knife, puncturing your flesh, not your soul.I enter this establishment with trepidation. The looks from what appear to be the regulars, puncturing my very soul. They see me! I know it! I feel it.
May I have a Pepsi please barman? My gullet requires lubricating befor taking on the hard stuff.
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I'm in the snug. The private lounge; all the better to foul the air.
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vishbume wrote:
God darn dammit Vish, you book that room for an hour and make it uninhabitable for a week...I'm in the snug. The private lounge; all the better to foul the air.
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There's still a "Mr. Wimpy" costume in the corner, stained, from the last time he was there.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Yes,it certainly lingered but it was a joy to see all inhale ,almost greedily,the perfumed air.There's still a "Mr. Wimpy" costume in the corner, stained, from the last time he was there.
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Yaaawwwwnnnnn.... Wtf am I doing here???? Damn did I fall asleep under the table again???
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Not just fell asleep there my friend, you partook in some very interesting acts of debauchery while you were down there. 👍👏
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Hyena wrote:
You yawned just I was was venting😊Yaaawwwwnnnnn.... Wtf am I doing here???? Damn did I fall asleep under the table again???
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Acts wich we shall not discuss in public, nor in private quarters, but i have to say hyena, i was surprised what you can endureNot just fell asleep there my friend, you partook in some very interesting acts of debauchery while you were down there. 👍👏
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Pick yourselves up off the floor, gents. It's time to open the curtains, let in some daylight, and do the monthly floor swabbing.
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Such aspirations at the grand opening and now that grime and sludge can't be shifted off the floor. It's ingrained.😩😵 Ah ah,my eyes! Draw those curtains please.
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Light, bright light, noooooooo, arrrrrgggghhhhhhhj.......
(Crawls back under table and curls up in foetal position)
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Drunkards are now recruiting
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Truly shocking to see the place inraw daylight. Especially the floor, which begs to not to be seen. We'll try to get this over with quickly, enough to satisfy the inspectors when they come round.
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sutherndrunk wrote:
Dear sir,Drunkards are now recruiting
Your efforts to recruit members to join your little club are in vain.
One reason beeing that you will not find any drunkards in this fine place, another reason is that we are to busy drinking these fine liquids, who are donated on a regular basis by frequent visitors.
As you seem to be new in this place, im sure the other visitors might forgive you for your ignorance. However, keep in mind that if you should choose to repeat those words in this place, certain figures that you dont want to meet might get out of their dark corner and comit their actions to the sort that turn out to be painfull for you...
If youre lucky, you just might get away with beeing chased by fat molly. On the other hand, the last person she chased, 5 months ago, is still in need of drastic surgery...Just handing out a tip to you...
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Windows being open and the light shining in is still a good enough reason to have a few drinks. Rounds on me lasses and lads. .... They can darn well cleanup around us, certainly wouldn't be the first time. ....;)
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Why thanks GD. Our pockets are deep around here. I had a comely young thing dig deep into my trouser pockets to get some coins. She gave them a good jiggle and,true to my word,there was change alright.
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