Ye Guts for Garters Pub
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The Quiff & Quail, The Beagle, the Valhalla. Pubs of days gone by. Welcome to GfG, where the drinks are tart, the characters are vivid and the stories can lance your hair. Grab one quick while you can. And bring back One Thumb Bastard while you're at it.
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OTB won't answer his phone but can I have a single malt for trying?? (Well thinking about it anyway)
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Is my post visible? Even my posts disappear. A travesty gents.The bar razing and OTB's leaving the building.
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vishbume wrote:
👀 🌅 🐑Is my post visible? Even my posts disappear. A travesty gents.The bar razing and OTB's leaving the building.
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🍃🍃👀👂🍃🍃cheers buddy.
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No Valhalla,
No Beagle,
No OTB,
No knight......
It's like living in an oppressive state........ or Burnham-On-Sea.
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We need to set up a country club. What what
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🍃🍃💭💨🍃🍃
Sipping a lemonade with a troupe of unemployed wizened old munchkins. Knight would have gladly broiled and basted them for din-dins.Geoff is in intensive care; the capers we played were too much for the poor soul.He,controlled by the simulacrum,probably burnt down the gaff. The lemonade tastes bitter. -
Well me and Trig will have a drink here, do you serve Reki?
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Our good barkeep can reach into the Wizard's Sleeve and produce Reki. The country club reminds me we have a golf course running along the far edge of the estate, designed by the Polish fashion designer Ewa Minge, hence its name: The Fringe Minge. A world class course, easily equal to the Palmher course in FL, Scotland's St Handrews, Nickerslaust in AZ, Hugh G Mellons in Cornwall, and the most famous but difficult course of all, The Royal Roger. Finlays, Bakers and Ham Bammers are discouraged so are fair targets if seen on the links.
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👆Members only so.🍃🍃👃🍃🍃
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Hahaha, I love the title "Ewa Minge". What a nice name for a golf course.......
Sipping a 12 year old malt whiskey while watching Vishbume hitting the dastardly Finlays in the nib licks!!!!
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Nay, nay my newlywed friend. The course is called Fringe Minge, after Ewa, the fashion designer. Google her and see that we're not just giving you a wedgie for showing up.
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It's late so I won't read it all so what ever it is I agree.
Yes to a country club as I fucking loves a good Argle an Pringle print.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Just so long as you have a good humidor and nice cognacs and whiskies to go with the cigar in the gentlemans lounge. I prefer a leather single seat lounge by the fire and a copy of playboy for light reading. Oh and Jaimie should be on hand to refill my drinks, hold the lighter and ashtray and provide an "honest" woman's perspective of the contents of what I am reading.... Preferrably along the lines of hey that looks like my old college roommate, did I ever tell you about the time when....It's late so I won't read it all so what ever it is I agree.
Yes to a country club as I fucking loves a good Argle an Pringle print.
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So when does the new place open??
"The Bells End" for a name maybe??
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Off to the Post Office for a Xmas party. Yes in Australia we have decided our post office should be a party venue...
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Swirling my glass of brandy, I always thought Mr. Blobby to be a perv though the king of BurgerKing fame is an even bigger one.
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I'm more afraid of the secret stalker that is Mr. Wimpy.
A fast food restaurant that requires cutlery, has a sausage burger called a Big Bender and staff right out of "The hills Have Eyes"
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Verily,you speak of something far more depraved.I can picture the bald guy from that film now leering at me as I try to sink a sausage.
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Sláinte! Had a beer down The Snatch, just up past The Thorny Bush.Glad to be back here though.
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The thorny bush??? I thought that place went when the 80's left and the 90's were herald in by Cilla.
It's all about those fancy new places I fear - "The pruned Growler" or "The Landing Strip" are two new ones opened up near me.
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Old times, Charlie, old times. It's all moved onto "bare floor" and "vajazzling" now.
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Choke hazard?? I know someone who had to get his retinas peeled after a slight vejazzling mishap.
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Lost a job once because I had to answer "yes" when asked if I'd ever sniffed glue.
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Glued together nostrils probably gave it away. Lol
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Too much glue on the vajazzle.
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Damaged retina vajazzleing, glue sniffing and glue blocked nostrils! 😳 these things ought to be banned immediately.
They should use haribo star mix instead of costume gems. The glue would no longer be needed as a simple solution would be to lick the backside of the confectionary prior to placement. 👍💦👯
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🍷 Chin chin.
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🍻😲 *Hic
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Burp... Happy to be with such esteemed company...🍺
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