Ye Guts for Garters Pub
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Drink,Feck,Girls!
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I could swear that match heads were used instead of cloves in my hot whiskey. Could examine the pierced lemon as the barkeep, on spying my interest, snatched away the glass.
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Could do with a drink...
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Christmas drinks again; that's almost a year of guzzling but today I have company... The Christmas shin-dig.
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Do people still frequent this fine abode? Or ,Be I the only patron??? Merry Vishmas.
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Meet Vishmas indeed old bean from the Schofe, DeVito and us all!
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Merry Vishmas, me old scarfe. May the blush of the season be upon you, floorboard splinters avoid you and a happy smile be pasted across yer faces for the next few days.
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My good friends,I wish you the joy of this festive time. Great to have your fantastic company and in such auspicious surroundings.
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Just heard footsteps on the pub roof!!!
Footsteps on the pub roof!!
I'm sure some fucker is out to nick our satillite dish.
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Enter the light Carol-Anne... Poltergeist... Christmas viewing here in Madrid. ... Who chooses the films?! Well, I suppose you got to get into the spirit of things. 😝
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Watched a horror Christmas movie where Santa was a mass murdering demon who had been buried under a mountain in Sweden and was released by someone who wanted to capture Santa.
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YOU wrote:
Need a drink now. 🙀Watched a horror Christmas movie where Santa was a mass murdering demon who had been buried under a mountain in Sweden and was released by someone who wanted to capture Santa.
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Serving leftover eggnog at a discount now.
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Well isn't this going to be a Fricking shite NYE.
FFS.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Chin up Charlie postWell isn't this going to be a Fricking shite NYE.
FFS.
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Playing some banjo blues to lift your spirits :-)
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Mojitos play the devil with the head.Far too much ice.
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Afternoon on a beach with friends, too many kids to allow a drink so here I am. Cheers all. 🍻
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👆Hear hear.
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It's 06:55am on Wednesday 2nd January.
As I walk to work through the local town centre two "Walk of shamers" stagger past.
Both ladies wearing very little, both in pink bowler party hats still drinking an alco-pop that must be warm by now.
Vish, If youre wondering, both a healthy C cup I reckon.
Suga D, they both had some sort of black strappy high heel shoe on. A pair each of course, not just some sort of giant shoe between them.
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A toast to all of you who partake in this fine establishment , 2012? Well it's been a year of great change, made some life changing moves and still not sure if I cocked up, but I raise my glass of reikia to all my friends here and say cheers to you all!
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Some noob is posting codes in the vendetta forum and reset so I carbombed his new turf.
I'll have a beer now thanks luv.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Always of interest to me,thank thee Charlie. I see that you were alert enough at that ungodly hour, bless your eyes guv.It's 06:55am on Wednesday 2nd January.
As I walk to work through the local town centre two "Walk of shamers" stagger past.
Both ladies wearing very little, both in pink bowler party hats still drinking an alco-pop that must be warm by now.
Vish, If youre wondering, both a healthy C cup I reckon.
Suga D, they both had some sort of black strappy high heel shoe on. A pair each of course, not just some sort of giant shoe between them.
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My mrs has the hump on as I've had quite a few beers over the Christmas/new year period but I quite fancy a quick bevy!
Any chance of me having a cheeky one in here please barman? -
👆Allow me to get this drink for you Dealer.
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vishbume wrote:
Very kind sir.👆Allow me to get this drink for you Dealer.
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He's a first timer Vish, the first is always free I believe.
Which come to think of it is probably the reason why you offers to pay.....
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Where be the dear Garter? I see the thread buy can't get in the door for a tipple.
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I'm starting a vandizzle against my life... It's time to shake up my affairs and get shit accomplished.
From Monday I shall be starting out on a journey of discovery. My life will change for the better this year. The anniversary of loss will bring gain.
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👆Wish you every success on this vanjizzel of yours brother.
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