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I watched The Wizard if Oz today and was reminded of a story I was told from a reliable source.... The munchkins are penniless and sleep with guns under their pillows. Just in case you thought they were living it up.... Hic 🍺...... or dead!
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🍹Club tropicana drinks are freeee....🍹
Oops! Lol. Wrong place.... 😯😄
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The var is vuiet my vriends.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
That song is welcome in any pub I think you'll find.🍹Club tropicana drinks are freeee....🍹
Oops! Lol. Wrong place.... 😯😄
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Yeah, but trying to get a free drink around here is like trying to get to the end of a treadmill. 🍻😄⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
That song is welcome in any pub I think you'll find.🍹Club tropicana drinks are freeee....🍹
Oops! Lol. Wrong place.... 😯😄
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It's a virtual free drink and can be found at the virtual end of the treadmill. The trick is getting off before you spill the drink, but if you manage that, the drink is virtually endless. Odd physics at play there, better not to look at them too closely.
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If all the drinks are endless, the brandy is on me tonight gents. 👍
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
I managed to get to the end of a treadmill once.Charlie Seiga wrote:
Yeah, but trying to get a free drink around here is like trying to get to the end of a treadmill. 🍻😄⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
That song is welcome in any pub I think you'll find.🍹Club tropicana drinks are freeee....🍹
Oops! Lol. Wrong place.... 😯😄
It was after I beat a brick wall at table tennis.
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Just realised I have been playing for a year now. Time to celebrate or drown my sorrows not quite sure which but both involve getting legless so it doesn't matter.
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Congratulations Mr Hyena. The drinks are on me, pints of black sheep all round.
Are you in all night? I shall have a word with Rita behind the bar and see if she'll do a little private show for you! no doubt she will be grateful of the attention 💃 -
I did remember to use tissue to use the dryer though and use my foot,or was it my elbow,to exit the room.
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Going to a Christmas do on Friday...... Might have a few before hand then slowly toddle over to the nightclub later.......
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ĭĉëɱȁɲȋǟή🇬🇧 wrote:
Don't forget the chips after Ice. To soak up the feed of beer. (Bag usually gets noshed down or each chip is dropped off Hansel and Gretal style).Going to a Christmas do on Friday...... Might have a few before hand then slowly toddle over to the nightclub later.......
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I lost a single player debate, pass me a brandy. 🙀
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Armagnac, my good man, armagnac.
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Bastard. He was saying,"Goodwill and joy to all man" when he spewed all over the round of drinks. Inconsiderate lout. Goodwill and joy my arse.
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Yayyyy Beer o'clock, well somewhere in the world anyway... 😼🍻
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Ye olde spigot doth flow that has the doily spoilt.
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Goodwill to your arse, may it have joy.
My doctor offered two large leaves to cure constipation. I expressed doubt. "With fronds like these, you don't need enemas", he said. -
I see the "Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome" tribute night is going down a storm as predicted!
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Late night tipple.
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Hmmmmm, I may have had 1 too many beers tonight. Oh well onward my soldiers.
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YOU wrote:
Early morning nipple.Late night tipple.
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vishbume wrote:
One needs some Dutch courage when they accept a quest to take on the overseer of the slaves. Onward and upward my good friend. 😼YOU wrote:
Early morning nipple.Late night tipple.
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Hyena wrote:
That,my friend,or a can of the junkiecan Dutch Gold!vishbume wrote:
One needs some Dutch courage when they accept a quest to take on the overseer of the slaves. Onward and upward my good friend. 😼YOU wrote:
Early morning nipple.Late night tipple.
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Arrrggghhhh after a hard day on the front lines fighting for our freedom from the censors it's time for a good cold beer and the best cold beer is Blonde, Pure Blonde that is...
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Hyena wrote:
So long as cuffs and collar match your onto a winner.Arrrggghhhh after a hard day on the front lines fighting for our freedom from the censors it's time for a good cold beer and the best cold beer is Blonde, Pure Blonde that is...
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No suits with a shine I hope. I can see into the ladies from the gaping hole in the starchy curtain.
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That knot of wood seems to be loose.... Ho-hum, it has an inscription just below it that appears to be burnt into the wooden finish. Gory hole? .... ??.... Ahh, Glory.. Well,cough, cough... I prefer not to comment. But why is is on the floor??? Is there a person under the boards?
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Yawn, been a hot and busy day hopping for some Buffalo Wings. Pass me a pint of cider please my good sir. 🍻
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