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Just make sure it's not a Vin Diesel. I started to get one once.
That mother fucker won't leave. He's been here three fucking months.
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Going to a flamenco concert later and have been informed that one of the dancers has great big boobs so I'm pretty happy about that. Had to "tut tut" to the informant though as it was my wife who had told me.
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Added bonus is that the lass will be belly dancing too! Pretty chided with myself here. It'll be a game of dancing ferret on my lap.
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Hope the cam-recorder doesn't give me away.
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Just remember to hide the blinky flashing red light and the boom mic. That should do the trick
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Chuffed with myself not chided!
Successful night had by all.The pair were magnificent. -
Glad you had a good night, I myself spent 90 minutes in a pool with 3 beautiful ladies. Keep your minds clean gentlemen my daughters are only 2 & 4 years old.
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Rock. Charlie Seiga. Hard Place.
FFS I need a drink.
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And here I thought, "to be Charlie Seiga is to be both the rock and the hard place". A place where few would like to find themselves.
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Has anyone got a couple of 50's so I can have a rack of pool and maybe pop a little shakira on the jukebox.
Jeez this place need livening up💃 -
Shakira, what is that some African tribal Music???? Want some good music put on some Englebert Humperdink, now that was a crooner...
Oh and I'll have a pint of the house stout thanks.
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Kids today. Always in a rush, no appreciation of the finer points.
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Depends on what jukebox you try.
Up until three weeks ago the one in the basement only played Dolly Parton.
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The devil is in the detail.
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What was that 50's reference? Labatt 50, 50 years old, 50 inch bust? The latter would be a rack to fill your pool. Having a 50 y/o with a 50 inch bust in my pool would make me drink a lot of Labatt 50.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ahhhh Dolly, a musical artist who in her prime could be appreciated with the sound muted....Depends on what jukebox you try.
Up until three weeks ago the one in the basement only played Dolly Parton.
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I'd shake that juke box just to watch Dolly jiggle in that most fetching way.
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I need a scotch or a gin or a rum or something right about now.
Sorrows need to be well and truly drowned me thinks.
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A double shot of Irish is called for here. Connemara would be well suited to purpose. Coming up now.
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"the anniversary of loss will bring gain", I like that knight, another plum brandy please barman!
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UV. ! . Trig is the only one draining plum brandy today.
A single shot of Irish for you, to be sipped slowly. Then a plum brandy chaser. -
The Far Side wrote:
Old Triggers pissed up in the corner, four legs pointed to the ceiling, tongue lolling through his carrot munching canines, but yes I'll have another Irish please.UV. ! . Trig is the only one draining plum brandy today.
A single shot of Irish for you, to be sipped slowly. Then a plum brandy chaser. -
What do you recommend for a single malt barkeep? I like to try something new.
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A thimble of Crested 10 for meselfsies barkeep.
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Hyena, single malt isn't suitable for a heat wave. It's a Mint Julep you'll be having, but made with the finest Pappy Van Winkle 15 y/o bourbon.
Vishbume, I'll join you in the Jameson smooth, lean and clean toffee wafer tasting treat for this round. -
Heat wave has passed and now it is down to a more respectable 25'C. I feel the need to drown my sorrows as I am feeling unappreciated for my first film.... Personally I thought it had it all, facts mixed with fiction, some laughs, some danger and the suspense, I worked hard on the suspense leading to that finale. As Vish said it was one for select viewing and not the masses.
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Destined to be a cult classic at the very least.
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Listening to some Wurlitzer music,I am in a state of bliss stage 4. Black bush please FS... No,no, the whiskey!
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I'll have a few cups of those.
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My poor throat is as dry as a rusk.What tipple do you recommend FS?Pour with a loose wrist and I will drink with an eagerness that would cause embarrassing side glances.
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