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This film of yours, could there be a remake? Maybe a western? I was thinking a Roy Rodgers and Trigger sequel, if so I may be able to find just the right actors.
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vishbume wrote:
Vishbume, for you today, I recommend Absinthe. The original from the '30's, not the blank false label being passed off today.My poor throat is as dry as a rusk.What tipple do you recommend FS?Pour with a loose wrist and I will drink with an eagerness that would cause embarrassing side glances.
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The Far Side wrote:
Duly noted.The artist's tipple it be.Thank FS.Now,where to get such a drink? I could always sup on some poitín that I note has been brewing in the bathtub or was that bleach?vishbume wrote:
Vishbume, for you today, I recommend Absinthe. The original from the '30's, not the blank false label being passed off today.My poor throat is as dry as a rusk.What tipple do you recommend FS?Pour with a loose wrist and I will drink with an eagerness that would cause embarrassing side glances.
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You may have to take a short trip to France and visit one of the older chateaus. I always end up with rings after drinking bathtub concoctions.
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Oyez, oyez, oyez...
Be it known that one hast become tepid with interest of late. For this I extend my length and give to you an apology. My game hast been neglected, my duties tainted by my own ignorance. I kneel and beg thy forgiveness.
To the bar with ye all, the nights refreshments shall be covered by mine own coffers.
Remember, every time is Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т™ time.
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Fear not, Knight. A rampant noobish maladay circulates amongst us, sapping our best thoughts and taking with them the will to live.
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*hic*
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I've seen Mr BC out and about so have laid out fresh saucers of rum.
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The rats have been gnawing at my socks which I have hanging in the kitchen. Methinks that too much rum was left out for BC.Trigger has been running ragged the jockey and seems insatiable.Where is UV to offer succor for that poor stripling of a lad?
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vishbume wrote:
Ah Vish I'm here, I had just nipped out to the chemists for a tube of chapped bum cream, the poor young jockey was walking bowlegged after Triggers rodgering, I wouldn't mind but the nags worn a hole in the shagpile!The rats have been gnawing at my socks which I have hanging in the kitchen. Methinks that too much rum was left out for BC.Trigger has been running ragged the jockey and seems insatiable.Where is UV to offer succor for that poor stripling of a lad?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Ahh good.It will comfort his bum and help with the fresh encounters.You are,as always,most considerate UV.vishbume wrote:
Ah Vish I'm here, I had just nipped out to the chemists for a tube of chapped bum cream, the poor young jockey was walking bowlegged after Triggers rodgering, I wouldn't mind but the nags worn a hole in the shagpile!The rats have been gnawing at my socks which I have hanging in the kitchen. Methinks that too much rum was left out for BC.Trigger has been running ragged the jockey and seems insatiable.Where is UV to offer succor for that poor stripling of a lad?
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I vagrant wandered in and tried to sell me a car radio without its box.His breathe stunk of black kisses.Barkeep! Remove this man and hose him down.But serve me with a Paddy whiskey first kind sir.
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Karas may not be a vagrant but we'll hose him down anyway in case he has fleas. Paddy's finest, ahhh, the Farquhars are a tad envious.
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Sunday morning beers with tapas in Madrid.An excellent combination! Arriba, abajo, al centro....para dentro
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Sunday morning with Gunner Petersen in the sunshine state. Also an excellent combination.
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Late late night tipple. Lock-in excitement as we noisily slurp on outlet drinks.
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I want a Pan-Galactic GargleBlaster please. This is my recipe for it.
15mL Gin
15mL Vodka
15mL Kahlua
15mL Bacardi
15mL Tequila
15mL Galliano
15mL Cointreau
15mL Jack Daniels
30mL CreamTop with Leminade, dash of Grenadine (layered)
Method: Shake & strain
Glass: Viva
Garnish: slice of lemon
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Hyena wrote:
The same please barkeep, but with an umbrella in mine please.I want a Pan-Galactic GargleBlaster please. This is my recipe for it.
15mL Gin
15mL Vodka
15mL Kahlua
15mL Bacardi
15mL Tequila
15mL Galliano
15mL Cointreau
15mL Jack Daniels
30mL CreamTop with Leminade, dash of Grenadine (layered)
Method: Shake & strain
Glass: Viva
Garnish: slice of lemon
I'm feeling "tropical" this morning.
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Maybe a stomach pump on the side?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
I've had it twice.... Don't remember finishing either glass or what I did.... 🙀Maybe a stomach pump on the side?
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Ahh, a drink to warm mine extremities, the mere though of such a delectable beverage has bought a warmth to my soul I sorely desired, for I be chilled by the unrelenting snow filled eastern wind under which I carry out my days toil, yet the reward be only a small leather pouch of silver and a token of advice from mine elder.
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👆Welcome pal. Let me invite you for one. Did you know that that pouch of yours, that you caress so lovingly,comes from an orangutan? Note the vestiges of orange around its wrinkled exterior. A gifted beast, that pouch could hold a tidy sum.Now, what shall I order for you?
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Thank you kind sir, I would kindly appreciate a sweet honeyed meed with a pusser rum chaser, "unusual" I hear the corner dwelling vagabond whisper from the side of his cracked lips, and maybe he is right, I am a simple ranger, yet my taste is as varied as mine travel.
Indeed you are correct my friend, the purse was handed to me by Orangulittle, the man prince of the west forest orangutang dynasty, along with the cowl I wear. Always am I reminded of his kindness and the crisp stench of his hairy minions. -
Slurp
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Sounds like the two of you may have gotten into the absinthe stash after all.
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Mr Casper, thou sounds like thy partake in the white happy dust, thou should not mix thy pixie dust with alcohol.
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What be this dust you speak off? What ever it may be I will take two measures one for now and one for the road.
Often is my babble mistaken for the black arts or the creeping onset of madness, I shall take a seat in the corner, I'll cause you no trouble my liege. Slurp. -
MrCasper wrote:
If thou knowest not of the pixie dust then I presume thou has escaped from a restrictive establishment, don't worry sire thou art safe here, most here come from the same place.What be this dust you speak off? What ever it may be I will take two measures one for now and one for the road.
Often is my babble mistaken for the black arts or the creeping onset of madness, I shall take a seat in the corner, I'll cause you no trouble my liege. Slurp. -
What did the barkeep give Keith Chegwin to drink? He's gargling Paul Hardcastle's "19" as he roasts his hams by a roaring fire. ...... Ahh, he was refused drink.But then,how.....forget it.
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What... Where???? Earghhhhhh 😞😢😪 Did I??? Is Lucy ok??? Where's Trig??? Last I remember I heard Jimmy Nail come on the Jukebox and hitting the dance floor..... Anyone care to fill in the blanks????? When I get back from the barf room that is.....
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