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Just what is this place of drink and friendship? ... I've seen it in passing, but never entered. Some familiar faces. Some Old and some new. Vish, the great chap bargained with me to visit. So what banter goes about? And what's on the tap? ..... Good day all....
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From the distinctive scent of 'Utang filling my nostrils, I can but assume a good friend of mine hast become a valued member of our dank and dusty flea ridden ale house. Welcome Mr Casper, and Graveyard, pull up a pew and cast an eye over the pretty midget dance troupe we have in this evening. Heed my words of first handed experience chaps, they can bring a certain level of euphorogasm, second only to that while one is practicing the dark art of 'Danish Lambing!' 😉
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Ahh Graveyard, there you are. What took you so long? I must warn you off the soup of the day for the midgets have been using the kitchens as a common latrine. It was only spotted by one keen eyed patron who was ogling the huge jugs of one of the pack.Safer by far to select the cold gruel seepings that are kept on the higher shelves.Their constant spitting and tumbling antics should be ignored and put down as harmless fun however. Now, friend GY,allow me to get you a drink in this fine establishment.
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..... I drink fits the mood well. I've been traveling long and hard as of late. The horizon always calls it seems. The isle of Prince Edward has been a journey full of adventure with new challenges...... But now I wish to tarry awhile. Yes, that drink will do me well. Cheers mate..
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Graveyard wrote:
We're the Gables truly green, and was the fabled Anne about? Or was it all potatoes and scenic summer vistas?..... The isle of Prince Edward has been a journey full of adventure with new challenges........
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Can someone close the windows, the noise from all the noobs whining in neighbouring threads is destroying the atmosphere. Oh and a whiskey, single malt to calm my nerves. Thank you my good chap.
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Cheggers......
Jimmy Nail.......
Vanessa Feltz banging the door trying to get in......
This place reminds me of the three day lock in down the old Valhalla.
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Greetings fair Knight it is I my brother, MrCasper, although I feel a name change be on the cards. On your recommendation I did travel to this watering hole and a delectable establishment it be, the smell of blue sports mats, lynx africa and sweat laced hi tecs takes me back to a simpler time.
And the dancing midgets are a fistey yet fine troop,their skills matched only by the midget dance master himself Wayne Sleep, although I be slightly distracted by the flirtatious winks of the pug faced red haired little'en, for I be wed to mine work, and she be a cruel mistress. -
Welcome back MrCasper it is nice to meet another with a literate heart who's words are like poetry. I shall enjoy listening to your stories over a nice whiskey I am sure.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Thought so myself Charles. A whiff of the Beagle too,I might add.Cheggers......
Jimmy Nail.......
Vanessa Feltz banging the door trying to get in......
This place reminds me of the three day lock in down the old Valhalla.
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vishbume wrote:
Are you still able to see visions of the Beagle and Valhalla? I remember them but then they disappeared in a haze....Charlie Seiga wrote:
Thought so myself Charles. A whiff of the Beagle too,I might add.Cheggers......
Jimmy Nail.......
Vanessa Feltz banging the door trying to get in......
This place reminds me of the three day lock in down the old Valhalla.
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Hyena wrote:
I still access the phantom thread.Just me and my echo in those dusty grey places now.vishbume wrote:
Are you still able to see visions of the Beagle and Valhalla? I remember them but then they disappeared in a haze....Charlie Seiga wrote:
Thought so myself Charles. A whiff of the Beagle too,I might add.Cheggers......
Jimmy Nail.......
Vanessa Feltz banging the door trying to get in......
This place reminds me of the three day lock in down the old Valhalla.
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Curious to listen to the register chime,and to watch the bottles empty,and to see how many barrels are changed,that the lack of cash takings should be a source of complaint and puzzlement for the taxman. .. (Lifting left buttock a good two inches).... Paaarrrrp... (uncomfortably hot and wet blow which is wisely ignored but a certain relish is evident to see the taxman breathing it up and swotting the pong away in a sudden burst of frantic energy).
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Knight, those gypsy sluts you refer to, can you put a word in for me and my friend? Would they be willing for a florin to look after both of us, there's a dark passage behind the pub they could help us explore, I think I may know one of the troup, raven hair, hairy mole on her chin and the whiff of fish permeates her tanned body, oh and a tongue like a panting Irish setter, happy memories.
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Thank you Hyena, your welcome is greatly appreciated, and further testament of this here assemblage of mirthful folk . I have traveled far and wide to find such a ginmill. I shall fetch the single malt.
Knight, I too ran into the surly wench calling herself Shaniqua, she attempted to sell me a rusty trombone, but after turning down her exceptionally reasonable offer and explaining I had no use for a trombone let alone a rusty one, she began lewdly referencing my gentlemen sausage, which is when I hastily retreated. However, her friend sounds delightful, I much enjoy a magic trick or two.
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Bedizened in chalky blue pantaloons, the vagrant addressed the apathetic audience," The population is divided into three tiers:first,fastidious persons of discrimination and taste;second,the vulgar masses,exemplified by yourselves,and third,a few wretched parvenus who ape the style of their betters and would drop their pants...". There he abruptly stopped at which we turned around to see how Trigger,increasingly aroused by his quarry's jerking and twisting,added a fourth class: the mooncalf who should know his place. I tilted a Middleton to my lips and swallowed it in one gulp,"refreshing!".
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Barkeep!!!
Beer please, I'm exhausted from another day of trying to explain manners to a noob. He seems to think threatening physical violence and abusing me and my mother will get me to back off.... I have not even attacked him for 5 days, I just keep asking for an apology... 😿
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Rounds on me Hyena.... Drink up and take the weight off your mind. Tis the best way to free yourself from the trap of frustration that the little trolls make us endure. Now barkeep, fill the tankards so we can rest our weary brows.....
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Many thanks Graveyard, you know this case I have at the moment is a prime example that behavior belongs to the individual and not the environment. I was chatting with his brother, very reasonable chap, nice and polite. He tried to get his brother to apologise and well you can read my wall for his thoughts on that. I do feel sorry for the poor child's family. I mean they have to live with this wretch, whilst I am merely a teacher via an online tutorial service. He should really be grateful that he is receiving this lesson here online, it is much safer than the real world after all.
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Unsure i enter the room and look around. I choose an empty chair located in a dark corner, somewhat hidden from view...
As i order a drink, my ear unwillingly catches the sound of a conversation, held by two well dressed men.After consuming numerous beverages, i find the guts to stand up and talk to the two persons, unfortunatly, both my mental and physic state protest against the movement of my body, and before i reach their table, my view gets clouded in darkness as i seem to pass out...
All i remember now is hearing the words:"you are not worthy to be in the company of such fine gentlemen, please remove youreself from this fine establishment..."
Next thing i know, i wake up in the gutter, with a very unpleasant feeling in a certain bodypart, that was created for exit only... And not for entry...
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Oi Fartex, get back in here.... I'm sure I owe you a round, I tried saving that noob but it is just not to be. He has been deemed unworthy of this game. It is such a shame for I spent so much time trying to reform him. Unfortunately it appears that being genuinely sorry is beyond his comprehension. It is now just a matter of watching to ensure he doesn't pollute the map with his stain for it would surely make those nearby nauseous from the putrid puss of venom that would surely spew forth from such a cancerous creation.
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Dear hyena, ambassador of the most misunderstood species that walk the earth, you owe me nothing at all, for it is my own failure to express myself in a language that would be comprehensable for you and other visitors of this fine establishment, Spelling errors included, as this is not my native language.
Regarding that ambassador of noobinia, like i have stated before, your efforts have been noted and reported to "them". "they" also mentioned a certain reward, the nature of wich will be determined on a later date...
This beeing said, i wish you and all other visitors here a fine evening, and i hope to see you later.
*closes the door, walks out and... 🏃💨 ... 👊🙇🌀💤
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Only been here once before but was made to feel so welcome I came back.
I'm feeling flush, next round is on me, name em.......... -
Can I join?
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Logan the evil wrote:
Join??? 😳 It's a pub.... Not a club.Can I join?
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Ah Dealer, so good to see you.It'll be a pint of Guinness for me,thanks buddy.
Welcome Logan.I recommend the soup of the day accompanied by a cup of mead for you good sir. -
vishbume wrote:
I've been on the sauce too long, ill leave my tab open for you all. Enjoy.Ah Dealer, so good to see you.It'll be a pint of Guinness for me,thanks buddy.
Welcome Logan.I recommend the soup of the day accompanied by a cup of mead for you good sir.
I'm off to bed, ill pay up tomorrow, please don't take advantage ;) -
Dealer wrote:
Cheers Dealer, I'll only have 1 drink, I'm sure Maggie still has that old bottle of 25 year old Dalwhinnie around here somewhere... 😺vishbume wrote:
I've been on the sauce too long, ill leave my tab open for you all. Enjoy.Ah Dealer, so good to see you.It'll be a pint of Guinness for me,thanks buddy.
Welcome Logan.I recommend the soup of the day accompanied by a cup of mead for you good sir.
I'm off to bed, ill pay up tomorrow, please don't take advantage ;) -
Out towards the rim of my vision hangs a tapestry, a whirl of lights in an irregular volume four feet in diameter.The surrounding is dark except for a few solitary hermit circles of colour, perhaps inactive.To the untrained eye,an image presents itself of a flamboyant display of coloured streams,luminous traceries,sparkling nodes,hued webs.Dark clouds hover across the weave,engulfed circles glow russet,alizarin,or darkened amber.New spheres grow amongst the agglomeration,smoking the bright primary 86s.Stars fizzle,disappear or change seemigly at will whilst other leave slag and dead spots in their wake,submitting or striving for advantage.Disequilibrium exists.The fabric becomes taut and rips asunder under such stresses creating wastelands that are eclipsed by Geoff's head which is a welcome sight from such visions."How the feck are you?",brings me back to the reality that is the Garter where I can enjoy the most wonderful and inspiring thing of all...the human face.Another absinthe please barkeep.
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