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He that gave instance to this realm hath long thrown away the cork.Nick’s extended fingernail is hard pressed to even find a bubble a bubble to pop in this fizzed-out concoction. We beat our last pulses.Gather your belongings should be best applied.
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YOU wrote:
Both bubbles popped.Too much was sampled from the augury pot.”Mmmmm…”,Geoff had probably left it overlong under a stack of dripping chambers pots (from whence it gained its toothsome kick it can be ventured).He that gave instance to this realm hath long thrown away the cork.Nick’s extended fingernail is hard pressed to even find a bubble a bubble to pop in this fizzed-out concoction. We beat our last pulses.Gather your belongings should be best applied.
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Charlie besties himself. A round perhaps to celebrate this auspicious event?
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Charlie’s hands go deep into his pockets and there they stay.Searching for the olde hard boiled sweets it can be gleaned,such is the deep rummaging.
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“Have aul rattle to get the fizz out”,he extols chirpily,as he calls a round. A bawdy song accompanies the considered search : 🎶 Roses are red,Violets are purple,suck me…The singer’s garrulous voice cut off by rapidly enacted crushed trachea,which draws calls of praise and appreciation.Charlie need pay no coin here.
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Beyond the smokey ripe smelling cosiness of The Garter there is much commotion.Roving bands swing loblolly sticks wildly with each seeking its target.Closing the door,Geoff is pleased to hear the comforting tick of the deeply tobacco stained wall clock,its batteries not long replaced.It lacks hands but what is time in such a place as this? Time makes for a bad bed fellow to comfort.
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Poppers lay strewn across the toilet floor.extending as far as the very bar where Geoff had lovingly slopped out pints.A golden opportunity missed to further fill the coffers.The next look of abandoned bliss shall be met costlier sups vowed Geoff.
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YOU wrote:
Poppers lay strewn across the toilet floor extending as far as the very bar where Geoff had lovingly slopped out pints.A golden opportunity missed to further fill the coffers.The next look of abandoned bliss shall be met with costlier sups vowed Geoff in atonement..
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Locate the itch and you shall have the scratch.Furnished with such a choice wisdom should surely vanquish the tingling,lest it be crabs.
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Nobody had been by old Benjamins cottage in the woods in an age.
The small two roomed house lay on the fringes of the furthest point from the Garter.
The house lay in darkness, no sign of old Benjamins wife, many months had drifted by since her passing.
All that remained was a skeleton in her rocking chair.
Geoff had noticed Bens absence from the garter, he too had not been seen in an age. Normally he would pop in after his shift guarding the entrance to the mental asylum.
The Garters usual clients of misfits, thugs & gougers had now had lunatics amongst their ranks. Those ranting of greasy Timm, cat battling and rat on your mother was becoming all too frequent.
Perhaps someone should swing by the asylums gatehouse to check on poor Benjamin’s welfare, he may have joined his wife and left the front gates open… -
YOU wrote:
Rumour has it that Ben now lurks at the bottom of the constantly bubbling broth cauldron. Fitting really that he both nourishes and serves the community yet.
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
The very broth scoffed down by the boozies and floozies of the Garter. The commendable class of gouger.YOU wrote:
Rumour has it that Ben now lurks at the bottom of the constantly bubbling broth cauldron. Fitting really that he both nourishes and serves the community yet.
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