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I must have had 1 whiskey to many last night, walked straight past the garter and back to 5 days ago.... Was worried the council had rezoned and demolished this fine (well through my eyes anyway....) establishment.
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I suspect (hic..) the overlords are keeping close observations of the Garter and the shenanigans herein. The council bureaucrats await in the shadows with a restless clipboard and a twenty year long service Parker pen, I feel it in my waters.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
My thoughts exactly.A regular spot for the inspectors which is why we must keep the windows steamy.I suspect (hic..) the overlords are keeping close observations of the Garter and the shenanigans herein. The council bureaucrats await in the shadows with a restless clipboard and a twenty year long service Parker pen, I feel it in my waters.
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So, that Vandoozle, eh! Sheesh. Crazy huh?
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Verily it tis so....🍂🍃👀🍃🍂
So, that Vandoozle, eh! Sheesh. Crazy huh?
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Fantasy Swing Ball rosters will be going up on the notice board this afternoon. All those wishing to partake must have forms in to Hunchback Barry by the end of the week. 👍
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Let's put some applicants to the Yawn up to the task as none seem willing to research filling out the forms correctly. Pity about Barry but I can't say I'll miss him terribly. Gunner never liked him either, always leering at her. Then again, most do. Hard not to with that figure.
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I think I shall bring my own bottle. It seems nefarious folks abound. I know nothing about these vein problems or questions of sexuality, but shall remain vigilant.
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A maiden who brings ones own bottle!? 👀 Gentlemen, we have ourselves a keeper. Barkeep, lock the doors. 👍
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Oh my, this order must be in jest. No locked doors here. I simply prefer my cocktails sans tampering.
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Heather,I ask that you ignore that ignoble fellow who is flicking his nuts in your general direction and hoping to engage in lewd conversation with you.Avoid such intellectual miasma.Far better to step into our private booth to work on some lucubrations and confess our peccancies.
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Polywags and salacious aspersions. It's the bottles smuggled in by the patrons that are suspect and spiked with all manner of potions meant to intoxicate, make pliable, speak in tongues, render unconscious, or inducing laughing like a loon. We've seen what becomes of the Fast Eddies and Ponce Robins passing through here peddling their unsavory wares. No surprise many of them end up in dumpsters, sometimes marked with a hoof print on their forehead.
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And at some scandalous prices too FS!
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Heather ignore the salacious looks thrown about by the lecherous types that regularly inhabit this place. No harm shall come to you, you're in good company here. As it were.
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's troof, Vish, 's troof. Not that we're skint bastages or nuffin. Pick a few pockets and we can buy the best with the best of 'em.
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🎶 you got to pick a pocket or two 🎶
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My word fellows. The 'fiddlestick in the eyeball' offensive stance is unbecoming of such stand up gentlemen. Are we not brothers? Brethren of this foul, pest ridden, dank old hovel of ours?
We may all welcome our lady guest with a united front. The locked door is simply a precautionary measure to ensure the lavender sellers from the travelling gypsy cavalcade can't cross our threshold. Isn't that right, gents? 😉👹
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Excellent words my good Knight. I have done some research and found the lady to be in possession of a fine set of First Colonials and a Great Neck.
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🎶One bourbon, one shot, and one beer🎶
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Wow. I ain't been in here a fair while and missed loads.
Really cannot be bothered to read it all though.
So I won't.
Hand me a brandy instead and be done with it!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ewe's allays bean a smat mn sharlee. Eye's L 've won two butt eyes bean kut off..... 😭😭😭😭Wow. I ain't been in here a fair while and missed loads.
Really cannot be bothered to read it all though.
So I won't.
Hand me a brandy instead and be done with it!!
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Ah Mr Seiga, here in the Garter is akin to the trials and tribulations of the people residing in Albert Square, Emmerdale Farm or even Walford.
We can stick our beaks in to catch up ever couple of years and not really miss anything substantial in between. 😆👍
Shots from Shaniqua on me! 👍
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Good to see Charlie sitting in his spot and supping from his nearly 6 kilo custom tankard.I would tell you what took place but I remember not a whit rxcept something about a dumped corpse in a dumpster and a veiny thing.Nothing new at all at all.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
That's good cause my head is killing me....😓Guys. I'm speechless! 😯
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A travesty I tell you.Somebody with an oversized mop arbitrarily wipes out our pieces of choice observances juxtaposed with philosophical conversation;rendering it almost without any coherence.
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Ahhhhh tittywinks.
Classic pub board game.
Along the lines of tittyjenga, tittychess and tittyopoly.
Bless the titties!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
You forgot the legendary titcricket.... To be played as you return from the bar with a round of beers. Elbows high, how many can you catch before getting slapped...Ahhhhh tittywinks.
Classic pub board game.
Along the lines of tittyjenga, tittychess and tittyopoly.
Bless the titties!!
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I'm expecting a friend barkeep. A sailor's rum please.
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hmmmm, rum.
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Bartender, drinks are on me!
In honor of a master vishbume's work to enlighten the people in some genereal area way beyond our powers.
It is also an honor to be in this fine company, wheter with a clouded mind or not.
Sante!
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