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ruffdog wrote:
And more than that I'll wager.Welcome Ruffdog!Where's the beer garden? I'm looking for a bouncy castle.
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Thanks, I couldn't find the trampoline so a bouncy castle will have to do. Also, if you could point me in the direction of the free food? Is there any cauliflower?
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๐๐บ๐โก500! ๐๐ป๐๐ 500 posts! Yeeehaw! Jump my sweets, jump as high as you can go.
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vishbume wrote:
Congrats on 500 posts Farside. It's nice to see a thread grow. More drinks. Barkeep and this time they're on the house....๐๐บ๐โก500! ๐๐ป๐๐ 500 posts! Yeeehaw! Jump my sweets, jump as high as you can go.
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Godfatherhood, unfettered drinking, orange dot cycle alliance led by the fearrless gunstreet grrl, trampolines and laughter with friends all under one roof. Does it get any better?
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๐ฒ๐Far Side๐๐ฒ wrote:
Looks like you have it all, but may I suggest a little oil on the bike chain, we've had complaints. ๐ฒ๐๐๐ฒGodfatherhood, unfettered drinking, orange dot cycle alliance led by the fearrless gunstreet grrl, trampolines and laughter with friends all under one roof. Does it get any better?
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Oil + bike + chain and it starts looking like San Francisco ๐ณ
The leaderr has moved to the hills, but she will ride the 'cycle down the hill to push you into a Range Rover at a moment's notice. Hyena's been grandfathered into Godfather, but what happened to the Fitz?
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๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ฒ๐ heads up forrr the OCD alliance, we may be small but we kick like a donkey, amd always have Fanta orange in the fridge! Yaaayy.
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Grreat idea for members of OCD ๐๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ just keep two oranges in your pants pockets, not only is it a good source of vitamin C, but you always get admiring glances from the ladies.
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Are you suggesting the ladies of OCD would need to put the oranges elsewhere? I'm sure you're not inviting the fierce response that's sure to come?
I vote the Guts for Garters become the temporary HQ for the Orange Cycle Dot alliance. We'll install a trampoline in the center of the room.
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Trampoline sounds good but can we let Trigger have his fun with ฯฎะฝฯ gโฉDTโฉlฮนาe first. He is dressed in little more than tassels and it would be a shame to dash his hopes.His squeals of delight will be kept to the minimum,he promises. He literally salivates at the prospect!
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Throw โณสโฒสแนฃฯฎแธญโฆรช (โณโโฌ) in there with them and we can all have a laugh.
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Balls.
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๐ฒ๐Far Side๐๐ฒ wrote:
๐ณAre you suggesting the ladies of OCD would need to put the oranges elsewhere? I'm sure you're not inviting the fierce response that's sure to come?
I vote the Guts for Garters become the temporary HQ for the Orange Cycle Dot alliance. We'll install a trampoline in the center of the room.
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Hmm, a trampoline you say? Forgive me but I won't be having a jump on if, firstly I wouldn't want to squash the two oranges in my pants and secondly it would take up too much of the floor space, I was thinking of installing an orange pole for ladies to swing from. ๐๐๐๐
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Too late, Ultra. The ladies have already installed the pole l'orange on the second floor for their own entertainment. You might be invited to perform, be sure you're creative with your technique.
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๐ฒ๐Far Side๐๐ฒ wrote:
I hope the OCD ladies do invite me for a pole dance, I could show them a thing or two, the secret is to cunningly glue orange bike rubber inner tube to the inside of your thighs, this gives amazing grip, I can stay inverted for 5 hours! ๐๐ฒ๐ช๐ฒ๐Too late, Ultra. The ladies have already installed the pole l'orange on the second floor for their own entertainment. You might be invited to perform, be sure you're creative with your technique.
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๐ณ I'd throw a couple of rolled up henchmen at that ๐ณ
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
Gunstreet would you like to use the orange pole? As leader it's only right you have first bash.๐ณ I'd throw a couple of rolled up henchmen at that ๐ณ
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*sneaks out of the room after covering the orange pole with green soap....*
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Trampoline fun and orange dots abound,not to mention bikes, but brother Knight's face hasn't been spotted in some time....nor Charlie's for that matter though I can smell his signature old spice aftershave.
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It's summer in the UK (10 degrees) so yes it's all in order to have a quick jump on a trampoline, and well if Gunstreet doesn't want a jump then I know a donkey who's up for it, be warned though, the springs may not hold! ๐๐ด๐๐
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We'll have to look into getting some heavy duty springs from, where else, Alice Springs in Oz. Regular springs come from Orange Springs, FL.
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May we partake in a little donkey punching while in session? ๐๐
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What's the donkey have to say about it?
I lean more towards monkey spanking myself.
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The only show you'll be getting from me is "The Nutcracker" and trust me, it's no classical fare - though you might be audition-ready for Lead Soprano afterwards.
I find it hard to spank the monkey when it's on your back.
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
Wow your a true leader Gunstreet, I wouldn't want to mess with you in a dark alley, or even a fully lit one, as for punching the donkey, trigger would defiantly win, he has a kick like a mule, you might like to try a little donkey spanking he quite likes that.The only show you'll be getting from me is "The Nutcracker" and trust me, it's no classical fare - though you might be audition-ready for Lead Soprano afterwards.
I find it hard to spank the monkey when it's on your back.
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Personally, the donkey punch is a special treat I reserve for the days and nights I share with Uncle Sam and the Infernal Revenue Svc.
Soon. Lol
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Barkeep ๐ข please ๐ข im tired and sick of this, can you hook me up?
This trafficjam is driving my nuts nuts, or balls crazy if you will. I could use some fine malt, while i sit here, staring with empty eyes at the back of this van, filled with old people, while the sight behind me is more pleasing to the eye, i cannot exit my vehicle to ask for ร phone number so we could chat, and by that,get this feeling of boredom out of my head.
While chatting to this fine looking damsel would make this traffic more bareable, it does not take away the fact that i am yet again stuck...
As stuck as ร gorillafinger in ร small keyhole, wich does not matter in the end because no one ever does put ร gorillafinger in there. Although, master vish might just... ? -
Can facts be reconciled with faith? A drink please.
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