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• Hyena May 2, 2013

  Quick barman a drink I must be sobering up as I can see page 14.....
• Visɧɓuɱe May 2, 2013

  Hyena wrote:

  Quick barman a drink I must be sobering up as I can see page 14.....
  

  It's true! Last page wonderment. A drink to steady my nerves and binoculars if you please.
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 May 4, 2013

  Campari. Whew. Now I remember why it's fallen out of favor. Time to switch to Pimm's.
• Hyena May 7, 2013

  Burp, work lunches rock... 👍😜
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т May 8, 2013

  YOU wrote:

  Just look at 70s and 80s celebrities who have OBE or MBE honours. There is a pattern emerging. 😮😳
  

  While pondering my theories of a couple of weeks back, sipping upon a heated thimble of unicorn semen, spiced with a hint of powdered Bellénda cheese. I stumble upon news of the old Jimmy Tarbuck.... Arrested as part of the ongoing 'Yewtree' investigation, or the 'Savile probe' as it is also known.

  Might I update to further my concern of those with honours, Mr Tarbuck is currently a holder of an OBE.

  As I raise my pro-biotic thimble, I cast thoughts toward the house of Windsor and wonder, how far up the establishments parcel pipe does this filth go? 😳
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 May 11, 2013

  Beware. The Orange Dot approaches. Do not be put upon by the Orange Dot. Rumor has it.
• Ultraviolet May 13, 2013

  The Far Side wrote:

  Beware. The Orange Dot approaches. Do not be put upon by the Orange Dot. Rumor has it.
  

  Pfff, orange dot? It's the black spot you have to worry about, dam things kill many people.
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 May 13, 2013

  Orange dot and bicycle. You heard it here first. Just saying.
• Ultraviolet May 13, 2013

  The Far Side wrote:

  Orange dot and bicycle. You heard it here first. Just saying.
  

  I agree mate but ride the bike into a black spot and you get squashed
• gunstreet grrl May 13, 2013

  The Far Side wrote:

  Orange dot and bicycle. You heard it here first. Just saying.
  

  They're out to get us and run us off the road! Trust.
• Visɧɓuɱe May 14, 2013

  Guzzle guzzle belch.Pardon me,I forgot their was a lady in the house. (Gets up to fart into the sitting jockey party).
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т May 14, 2013

  Taking cues from the other, one cocked leg and a quick parting of the gluteus, two thunderous claps follow the purging of gas. Evening, all.
• Hyena May 14, 2013

  I'm celebrating. Drinks are on me....
  🍺🍻🍸🍷🍸🍸🍻🍺🍺🍻🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍸🍸🍻🍸
  🍺🍺🍻🍸🍹🍹🍹🍸🍸🍻🍻🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍹🍷🍷
• Visɧɓuɱe May 14, 2013

  Hyena wrote:

  I'm celebrating. Drinks are on me....
  🍺🍻🍸🍷🍸🍸🍻🍺🍺🍻🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍸🍸🍻🍸
  🍺🍺🍻🍸🍹🍹🍹🍸🍸🍻🍻🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍹🍷🍷
  

  Yahoooooo yippeeee🍻🍺🍷🍹🍸🍻🍺🎣🍸🍻🍺🍷🍹🍼🍷🍹🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍷....la,la lala luuuuu la hiccup, what is we celebratening Hyena buddy?
• 🏃💨fartex💩 May 14, 2013

  vishbume wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  I'm celebrating. Drinks are on me....
  🍺🍻🍸🍷🍸🍸🍻🍺🍺🍻🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍸🍸🍻🍸
  🍺🍺🍻🍸🍹🍹🍹🍸🍸🍻🍻🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍹🍷🍷
  

  Yahoooooo yippeeee🍻🍺🍷🍹🍸🍻🍺🎣🍸🍻🍺🍷🍹🍼🍷🍹🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍷....la,la lala luuuuu la hiccup, what is we celebratening Hyena buddy?

  Hè just lost his virginity...

  Bwahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т May 14, 2013

  Hyena got fertilised? 😳

  I'll drink to that! 🍻
• Ultraviolet May 14, 2013

  Triggers looking guilty.
• Hyena May 14, 2013

  @ Vish - can't tell....
  @ Fartex - only in your dreams you pervert....
  @ Knight - I'm not Das, I happen to be male.
  @ UV - Trigger was a long time ago in the initiation to Yawn. Well that's what he hoof tapped to me... 😳
• Visɧɓuɱe May 14, 2013

  If my name started with a C,we could have a sweet acronym. Fartex,........
  UV...............
  Cishbume....
  Knight..........
  Of course we do have Charlie...we need a U,and a N .... oh,and a T.
• Hyena May 15, 2013

  Hic... No one can see what is right before their eyes... Hic... 😵😲 more whiskey barkeep...
• Visɧɓuɱe May 15, 2013

  A good party that went downhill with the appearance of Sammy Scat.
• Hyena May 16, 2013

  vishbume wrote:

  A good party that went downhill with the appearance of Sammy Scat.
  

  I'm still drinking, cause I made it.... And none of you have picked it....

  More drinks barkeep...

  🍺🍹🍻🍹🍺🍸🍸🍺🍹🍺🍷🍸🍺
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т May 16, 2013

  Huh? Males can be fertilised. It's true, I read about it in the Daily Sport.
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т May 16, 2013

  Skip the drink for now, keeper. I'll have fertilised eggy bread.
• 🏃💨fartex💩 May 16, 2013

  Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т wrote:

  Skip the drink for now, keeper. I'll have fertilised eggy bread.
  

  😂😂
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т May 16, 2013

  There's a foul aroma riding the breeze from the kitchen. Chicken for lunch I figure. Pass the house white please barkeep, I need entertaining. 👍
• Visɧɓuɱe May 16, 2013

  Careful brother,the house white is a feisty little number.
• Hyena May 17, 2013

  2 days ago I commenced my celebratory drinks and still my friends have not congratulated me on reaching my milestone. Just goes to show my profile must be very boring...

  More drinks barkeep, just place them on the floor with a straw so I don't have to get up....
• Visɧɓuɱe May 17, 2013

  Congrats to Hyena on the reaching of Godfatherhood! 🍻👍 HuZZaa
• ᏰᏝᏫᎧᎠᎽ☠ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ May 17, 2013

  Where's the beer garden? I'm looking for a bouncy castle.

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