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That's only 2 pairs away! A quick jingle will get them out.
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A man is old when he abandons his dreams.Comforting to know that I'll be an ancient old man one day (hopefully) and still be gawking at tits.
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The last page revealed! Hosannah!
As an ancient old man, I can assure you I am still comfortably gawking at tits. -
1 mob away from the celebrations people. Everyone into your hiding spots. And no Trigger I am
Not hiding with you and your wife again.... Once was enough. -
The Far Side wrote:
Haha! Comforting to know FS.😂The last page revealed! Hosannah!
As an ancient old man, I can assure you I am still comfortably gawking at tits. -
Great set up now where's the man of the moment???
Let's get a couple under the belt to warm up shall we....
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Hyena wrote:
We'll be well inebriated before he even darkens the door mate.Great set up now where's the man of the moment???
Let's get a couple under the belt to warm up shall we....
🍻
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I thought to have seen Charlie singing about garter and tits but no sooner had I spotted it that it disappeared. Curious.The drink is either very strong or bakers have nabbed the star of the night.
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What throbbing,throbbing.What a night.The head throbs too after such a heady night.
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Please send get well cards and choccies to ward 69 posterior trauma department.
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We must have those Rolf Harris tunes removed from the jukebox:Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, Two Little Boys and Stairway to Heaven.
I wonder if he ever did a duet with Jimmy Saville? One dead and the other arrested. -
Strewth,the didgeridoo jokes are already etched onto the toilet walls.
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vishbume wrote:
Rolf Harris! Who next I wonder? Just shows how being a celebrity gave them an immunity, hang em high!Strewth,the didgeridoo jokes are already etched onto the toilet walls.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
😿 We tried to disown him... We did ship him to England though....vishbume wrote:
Rolf Harris! Who next I wonder? Just shows how being a celebrity gave them an immunity, hang em high!Strewth,the didgeridoo jokes are already etched onto the toilet walls.
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Keith Chegwin? Maybe?
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Just look at 70s and 80s celebrities who have OBE or MBE honours. There is a pattern emerging. 😮😳
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Thinking that Dancing on Ice is legitimate entertainment could be considered a criminal offense.
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Dancing on fire on the other hand, would be rip roaringly good fun to watch. Maybe even while on the ice.
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Perhaps dancing on Rolfs paintbrush while its on fire may be quite entertaining.
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Roland rat a candidate certainly. Globules of damp gunk need to be chiseled off from under the tables by the way.A Long happy and prosperous life my friends!
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Muggy and musty smell about the bar. At times cloying.Can barely breathe.And the moans of the jockey are disconcerting to say the least.Yes, a beer please barkeep.
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Bin I drinking? Yepper.
Singing too.Blinded by a Knight
Repped up by a douche
y'know, like some Mummers getting tight
Blinded overnight
Drinking moonshine without light -
Burp
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Max Clitford to be dismissed from handing out Garter flyers.Another felon.Sláinte!
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Whirl and twirl in mid-air go the lads with high stockings and little else,yet higher leaps Trigger in pursuit.Such is the fun to be had in this fine establishment.
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At times,I think I'm the only one in the bar.Yawn and post.
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Burp, I'm here in body if not in spirit....
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Most of us are under the table!
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Where THE poop is THE last page??? BARKEEP! Pull it out of yer pooper mon, its nawt where its supposed to be!!
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Almost had a glimpse of page 14 but it's gone now. Campari and soda while I wait for it to reappear.
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