Ye Guts for Garters Pub
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Why can I not see this? 😳
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Oh, now I can. 👍 😄👍
Beverages to all please, barkeep. I have a thirst so intense, I may well be forced to tongue your eyeball unless I drink soon. 💦
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One eye blind just took on a whole new meaning.
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The Alliance of Non-Allied Players (#A NAP#) are asking to use the pub on Thursday evenings for their meetings. Shall we let them? Or will they all just sleep on the tables for two hours?
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I'll drink to that.
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The Far Side wrote:
Nothing wrong with sleeping on the table, But find it's better when your drunk as a skunk as it doesn't hurt as much when you roll off.The Alliance of Non-Allied Players (#A NAP#) are asking to use the pub on Thursday evenings for their meetings. Shall we let them? Or will they all just sleep on the tables for two hours?
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By the way has anybody ever seen a drunk skunk?
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Quick give me a drink... I have to go to work in 5 hours, first time since the redundancy and in over 6 months I have had to go to work.... Hope I remember what work is... 😜
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Hyena wrote:
Whatever made you take up work again? You know there's no future in it, stay in the pub it's nicer here.Quick give me a drink... I have to go to work in 5 hours, first time since the redundancy and in over 6 months I have had to go to work.... Hope I remember what work is... 😜
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Hyena, did you survive?
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Drink,feck,girls.
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vishbume wrote:
...in any order.Drink,feck,girls.
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Barkeep, screw you!
Ye i know what youre hiding underneath that counter of yours.... You should be ashamed of yourself!!!!
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This is the vendetta forum.🙈🙉🙊
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Tank7 wrote:
A remarkable grasp of the obvious being displayed here. Bouncer! Another one to be escorted off the property and thrown into the thorn bushes.This is the vendetta forum.🙈🙉🙊
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The Far Side wrote:
Perhaps a better fate would be to put him in the cellar with Trigger for a hour!Tank7 wrote:
A remarkable grasp of the obvious being displayed here. Bouncer! Another one to be escorted off the property and thrown into the thorn bushes.This is the vendetta forum.🙈🙉🙊
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Still no sign of the famous drunk skunk?
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Maybe in the cellar with Trigger and Tank.
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Shhh.... Only one thing can be said here...
Parp 🏃💨
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Tank7 wrote:
Your comment is sterile and lacks merit.You would be better off not to flaunt your ignorance so early in the game.To the thorn bushes with you. Now, where is my drink? My throat is as dry as a rusk.This is the vendetta forum.🙈🙉🙊
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vishbume wrote:
Hmm, these are mounting up, "as drunk as a skunk" and "as dry as a rusk" any more?Tank7 wrote:
Your comment is sterile and lacks merit.You would be better off not to flaunt your ignorance so early in the game.To the thorn bushes with you. Now, where is my drink? My throat is as dry as a rusk.This is the vendetta forum.🙈🙉🙊
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Ultraviolet wrote:
The fact the barman was going to cut off my tab if I didn't pay off al least a little...Hyena wrote:
Whatever made you take up work again? You know there's no future in it, stay in the pub it's nicer here.Quick give me a drink... I have to go to work in 5 hours, first time since the redundancy and in over 6 months I have had to go to work.... Hope I remember what work is... 😜
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The Far Side wrote:
I survived a week, and now have to go back again tomorrow. It is a 4 month contract so hopefully I will be back more often soon but I heard someone resigned so it may become permanent.... 😿Hyena, did you survive?
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Tank7 wrote:
Those with a more enlightened mind can see this thread for what it is... The locale of such inspired genius is of minor consequence. Many a drunken vendetta has been forged from the debris of some very heated battle, waged here in this finely dank and unassuming dwelling.This is the vendetta forum.🙈🙉🙊
Now, take heed of your monkey council and the path of illumination will open to guide you forth, to the exit.
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The buntings look just the ticket,with the balloons placed just so.Were the exotic midget dancers put through their paces for Charlie's 60K surprise party yet? Have then wear table-tops so they can get right at him without his noticing.He shall thrill and pipe when he finds his table come alive!
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Sounds good Vish and I've had all those statues in the corner he favours replaced with those statue buskers from the promenade. He will get a surprise when he goes for his usual "brush" past and he gets a slap in reply....
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Sounds a treat Hyena. Can UV get Trigger fitted up in some tight fitting gear.Transparent flimsy stuff preferably. ....and where has that jockey lad got to?
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Nobody Charlie in. Tell him we're renovating or something.
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🎵🎵Dat'n-doo-Dow-Dow-dat'n-doo-Dow!🎵🎵
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Better hurry up boys, Charlie's only 4 mob away.....
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