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At last the last page chooses to show itself.Drink!.....Feck!......Girls!
Happy Saint Paddy's day!🍻🍀💚🍀🍻 -
Saint Paddy forever! Aye! Green beer!!
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Happy belated St Paddies to the bit of Irish in all of us.
I was just checking over my turf and by chance noted a 135 inf turf at an airport. Nothing unusual you say... Well the mobster who owned it had less than 2k mob. Past tense is appropriate....
So barkeep this rounds on me....
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Just trying this out as it appears that when I post the last page disappears? Might be just coincidence?
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Not a coincidence, UV.
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Well, a fine fettle of knish this turns out to be.
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Only the finest for us barkeep and stick it on Grimm's tab.Make mine a double Middleton.
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vishbume wrote:
👂 Did I hear someone say Grimm's tab? I'll have a pint of cider thanks....Only the finest for us barkeep and stick it on Grimm's tab.Make mine a double Middleton.
🍻 Cheers Vish.... Hasn't Grimm closed the tab yet??? Oh there he is under the table... Should we wake him??? May be after this pint....
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Hyena wrote:
Who is that dirty old moon faced codger sitting at the table with his jocks around his ankles? Looks to be in bliss,oblivious to the rattling of the table and spilling of his drink.vishbume wrote:
👂 Did I hear someone say Grimm's tab? I'll have a pint of cider thanks....Only the finest for us barkeep and stick it on Grimm's tab.Make mine a double Middleton.
🍻 Cheers Vish.... Hasn't Grimm closed the tab yet??? Oh there he is under the table... Should we wake him??? May be after this pint....
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Buuuuuurp!!
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Hyena wrote:
Tab doesn't close until we've drank the place dryvishbume wrote:
👂 Did I hear someone say Grimm's tab? I'll have a pint of cider thanks....Only the finest for us barkeep and stick it on Grimm's tab.Make mine a double Middleton.
🍻 Cheers Vish.... Hasn't Grimm closed the tab yet??? Oh there he is under the table... Should we wake him??? May be after this pint....
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Well in that case, another case please barkeep and raise your glasses to Grimm....Hyena wrote:
Tab doesn't close until we've drank the place dryvishbume wrote:
👂 Did I hear someone say Grimm's tab? I'll have a pint of cider thanks....Only the finest for us barkeep and stick it on Grimm's tab.Make mine a double Middleton.
🍻 Cheers Vish.... Hasn't Grimm closed the tab yet??? Oh there he is under the table... Should we wake him??? May be after this pint....
😴🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
Hip hip Hooray....
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Just because I passed out for a bit doesn't mean we were done celebrating 😄🍀🍻
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We've kept the tab up to date courtesy of your wallet. Cheers mate. Glug, glug!
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Through the treacherous wastelands and baron landscapes I have laboured, now I set foot once again upon familiar ground. I rest my weary bones upon soft cushion and glance a nod toward keeper of the house. He fetches tankard with much haste, filled with the finest ale, one usually reserved for rare festivities. Many moons have passed since my departure from this place, a dark shadow of blight presses heavy upon heart, mind and body. Be it a short time or an extended visit, I am back.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Regal us with those naughty tales of the brassy little creatures pray brother Knight.Through the treacherous wastelands and baron landscapes I have laboured, now I set foot once again upon familiar ground. I rest my weary bones upon soft cushion and glance a nod toward keeper of the house. He fetches tankard with much haste, filled with the finest ale, one usually reserved for rare festivities. Many moons have passed since my departure from this place, a dark shadow of blight presses heavy upon heart, mind and body. Be it a short time or an extended visit, I am back.
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The thirst be upon me for beer and saucy wenches. Knight celebrates 25K and I ask for all drinks to be put on brother Grimm's extensive tab.He would want that. Congrats brother Knight!
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Bertha, BERTHA!!!!
God damn it Bertha, there is dust on my seat and I see cobwebs in the corner. Now go put on the French Maid outfit and clean this place. No wonder the walk in traffic is down. I don't care that you're 75 Bertha, you signed a contract to wear that uniform.... And pour me a whiskey while you're at it.
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Saw Bertha carousing with the gameskeeper yesterday, she didn't look a day over 60.
Hyena, they plan to paint the walls around your table nook Drunk Tank Pink. -
One in the hand is worth two in the bush... What if your hand's actually in the bush? 😳
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Then you better hope you don't meet another hand there. Awkward would be an understatement.
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That would mean six in the bush, as well a two hands. Awkward and undoubtably incredibly painful. 😮
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Can I ask who's bush are we talking about? I may know her.That would mean six in the bush, as well a two hands. Awkward and undoubtably incredibly painful. 😮
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Kate. She's got incredible capacity. 👍⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Can I ask who's bush are we talking about? I may know her.That would mean six in the bush, as well a two hands. Awkward and undoubtably incredibly painful. 😮
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Ah, I new a lass called rose once, if I went too far she was mighty prickly.Ultraviolet wrote:
Kate. She's got incredible capacity. 👍⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Can I ask who's bush are we talking about? I may know her.That would mean six in the bush, as well a two hands. Awkward and undoubtably incredibly painful. 😮
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Water please.....
For my horse that is, I'll have a whiskey...
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YOU wrote:
21 hours later and still drinking by myself it appears....Water please.....
For my horse that is, I'll have a whiskey...
Young People just don't have the stamina...
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Last page failure. Again.
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The Far Side wrote:
A *Hic frieeeeennnnddddd toooo drink *Hic wit ad lazzzzzt. ZzzzzzzzzzzzLast page failure. Again.
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Reading posts is driving me to drink. I need rum cake and 5 fresh draughts in front of me.
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